- Jill Scott's titties over that hairy Armenian chick's ass implants.
- Hey black boy, if she wants to hang around your friends and family but declines to take your to her haunts, it's not an interracial relationship, it's an sexual experiment.
- Two gig opportunities not much different than Satan's Anus, both with one major difference. Both are less than 20 minutes outside of major world class cities. So yeah, I'd take either one.
- To quote The Dream Warriors "Who is more fool? The fool or the fool who follows the fool?"
- I was looking at my tax documents and I wondered how much waterboarding I helped pay for. With my pay, not much.
- It's kinda funny to realize as old and crusty as we get, we still make our parents proud of us when we achieve shit.
- I'd never been REALLY afraid of death until I got engaged this time. Now I'm terrified of missing out on some great shit in the future. It's weird.
- I hadn't really thought about how much 9/11 affected my personal world, but it's the reason I am where I am. I didn't wanna waste my life (what little I thought we had left) in a miserable marriage, in middle management, spinning my wheels.
- TAD hates gravy. If we moved to Canada, her fries would be sooooo dry!!!
- I gotta move in eight days. Am I packed? I'm still living like I'll be there for life. I'm a fucking idiot.
- The fucked up thing is if I get a new gig, I gotta pack all over again.
- If I wasn't so lazy, I'd be a fucking millionaire, I promise you. I have the greatest ideas and then I say "fuck it".
- I used to lose focus by chasing pussy. Now I lose focus thinking about the sex I'm not getting. Maybe I can focus in a functional marriage and make millions. We'll see.