Wednesday, June 25, 2008


"I'm no rocket scientist...."

I can't tell you how many times I've started sentences like this, but I might be wrong. How can everybody else be so fucking dumb, so petty, so fucking backwards....

I can't fucking listen anymore. My ears are hard. My heart is empty. Fuck your city. Fuck your problems.

You are slowly but surely making me rethinking my whole career. This isn't what I've signed up for. Not by a long shot.

Don't let poor people live near my house, but please Satan's Anus, build a dog park for Ranger. He loves to frolic.

Don't increase your tax base by selling the property by mine to a developer, but please provide us with more amenities. I don't give a fuck how you pay for them, just don't raise my taxes.

Why come talk to me about my opinions if you won't do what I say, regardless of how counterintuitive it is?

Man, fuck y'all. Fuck all of y'all. It looks like I'm stuck with y'all for the time being. But still, fuck y'all.



Nexgrl said...

Another vacaton or an extremely long weekend is needed ASAP!!

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

What she said!

Cause you got me laughing here and it ain't really funny from your perspective (I am guessing)

aquababie said...

at this very moment i feel your pain!

Bananas said...

Wait...I wanna add one to the list.

Hey, I want y'all to do something about the crime rate...but I don't wanna pay for more Cops.

Knockout Zed said...

Sorely needed vacation next week, mama!!!

@2nd 68
It'll be funnier this weekend.

I wish I could just blow this shit off. But it's too fucking SERIOUS to these people to let it drop.

That shit is real. They are always bitchin' about more police and this is one of the safest cities in Michigan. They want more and don't wanna pay. Then when they get more, they wonder why the street still has potholes. You made your choice, cops or streets. LOL


A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

did someone say vacation?

are ya'll coming to california???

do tell!

Knockout Zed said...

Naw. I'm staying in a small villa on the shores of the Detroit River.