In Appreciation of PWTs

In a world without P-Dubs who would...

make (and use) our crystal meth?
live in our vast landscape of trailer parks?
ride our mechanical bulls?
buy our mustache combs?
drive our stock cars?
write our songs about pickup trucks?
vote against their own well-being just to hurt a minority group in the same socio-economic strata?
start fistfights with our cops?
purchase our "Pissing Calvin" and "Yellow Ribbon" decals?
proudly display Confederate flags even when born and raised for generations in the north?
watch the Bill Engvall Show? Or Reba?
man our convenience store counters on Indian/Arab holidays?
fix our cars?
whistle at our ladies from construction sites?
wait on us at the Cracker Barrel and the Waffle House?
give birth to Eminem's children?
repair our copy machines?
drink our Budweiser?

Think about this the next time you take a P-Dub for granted. The next time you go out to eat at a truck stop, double Lucinda's tip.

Be Cool,
KZ