"That pussy's all yours right up until after the wedding." -Wallace the Bartender
Nobody ever tells you anything worth a damn until after it's too late to do anything about it. People are glib and condescending right up until the the moment they realize the consequences are actually dire and the stakes are higher than they thought. I drink because I need to drink. I smoke because I need to smoke when I drink. I go to the gym every day because it's a habit now, not because I give a fuck about my health and well-being. It's the only socially acceptable place to be where you can actually people watch in the winter without being asked if you need anything every five minutes. Plus, zumba class is going on in a room with glass walls, so you got the perv factor going on, which is always nice.
But there is nothing that makes it easier being away from your woman. I love my wife, I love being in close proximity to her, even when we're on each others nerves. Quite frankly I'm not getting enough ass, which makes it even harder for me. I think she's OK with that, which is not OK with me, but that's another story. I think all my issues tied up with being in Satan's Anus tend to revolve around one central problem: my sex life sucks. It's been like this since I got here. I'd get dribs and drabs, but I've never fully enjoyed this place because since I arrived it's like I'm getting pussy rationed out to me. I will never apologize for loving sex. And I hate that this place has taken my one real pleasure in life and made it an occasional indulgence, like eating cheesecake or something. That's not the way sex is supposed to be. It's not the way life is supposed to be.
So I'm here, with an unsatisfying job, in an unsatisfying place, living like a gotdamn bachelor eating badly cooked meals, constantly reminding bitches I'm married, always alone, perpetually pissed off, and constantly horny, for reasons I've yet to figure out. I have always fucking hated this place, for what it is, but now mostly for what it represents.
I'm Out,
KZ
11 comments:
You know what we are all going to say...so...
Go ahead and start packing.
I need for you to live life again, not just exist in the anus.
i feel you on many many levels right now! i don't have any answers but dammit i feel you.
LA has just about killed my sex life and it's not something that's easy to admit but it's true and it sucks and i would move but i have no idea where to go or what to do when i get there....
Yep... Time to go
You're Cuban. Sex is like water for us. We need it to live and will die if we go without it for too long. I just wrote about my boy "Julio" a while back. Julio being the libido I've not been able to control since he had his first meal when I was 19. It blows not having a sex life. I genuinely wish harm on others and care to stab folks in the eye witha lead pencil when I have to go without it for more than a week. I always thought the point of marriage was to have in-house d*ck at my disposal. I suppose that's probably why I'm not married yet. LOL!
Dude, a job at a grocery store where you go home to your wife every night would be better than what you have now.
I'm just sayin', some things aren't worth doing without.
But what the hell do I know?
why do women ALWAYS get accused of it being OK to do without?
See, I chose to focus on something much more monumental than your lack of... This should help you make it through at least the reading of these comments before you go postal from your lack of...
All jokes aside..you REALLY need to get out of there. I'm going to keep you in my prayers and hope that helps you find another job SOON!
I kinda agree with Terry.
And contrary to popular (among men) belief, most women ARE NOT ok going without sex. It's just that hell...if we can't get any from who we want it..then shyt we might as well go shoe shopping instead!
If women wanted it as much as men, society as a whole would cease to function. So I know I'm right about that in general AND in specific.
And Pro, everybody else here is my Facebook friend. Get with the program!!!
KZ
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Does your wife read your blog?
@Aly
Sometimes. I think it bores her most of the time. She used to read it all the time before we started dating. Now it's a collection of my most boring thoughts, spelled out on a page.
KZ
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