Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Big Titties In A Dirty Bra

You're gainfully employed in a horrible economy, but it's in a job you despise, one that steals your soul and make you wish you were dead. Your in-laws will watch your kids anytime you want, for as long as you need without complaint, but they feed your kids bacon and candy non-stop. You are as physically and mentally fit as you've ever been in your life, but tomorrow you're being shipped to Afghanistan to chase boogeymen. This is where I am in my life. I picked up a girl with big titties, but she's wearing a dirty bra. Not literally, follow me for a sec.

It's the mixed blessing thing. I've got a beautiful wife, but I only see her on weekends. I've got a stable job, but I feel like jumping off a gotdamn roof every time I have to walk into my office. I'm healthy and sharp, and I'm wasting in Satan's Anus, the capitol of Backwoods/Jerkwater, Michigan. I feel like I'm incapable of being happy, but that's not the case. I'm incapable of faking it. I have been and can be happy, but I know better than to settle for it, like this shit is as good as it gets. Yeah, everybody has problems, but I know there's a possibility, even with all the other problems in the world, real, attainable happiness is within my reach. Now, if I can only get that bra to landromat...

KZ

6 comments:

Blackprophet said...

This is the most brilliant analogy I have ever heard...

Minerva Exertion said...

This is a GREAT post!!!!

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

having been with you and your wife together i feel your pain. she is lovely, you two are lovely together and i really wanna see you guys together in the same house, no later than the end of this year.

Blah Blah Blah said...

I actually stood in line behind a big tittie chick with a dirty white bra yesterday...I sorta gagged for a minute...
and thought better her than me...better her than me..

However, back to you...rent it out, pack y'all bags and move to whereever, re-invent yourselves, and transfer skills over to something that can work for both y'all....then make baby Zed/Tads.

Easy as 1,2,3...ain't nothing but to do it...'cause if you keep on waiting for the "right" time, the "right" oppurtunity, the "right" sign...it may never come...or worse, pass you by because you were to scared to start over and step outside the comfort zone...
Now of course, this all coming from ME...of all ppl to not take "life" advice from...seeing as how I live by the seat of my pants daily...

Ming Houser, Realtor said...

I was able to relate to every analogy you gave...LOL!!! I almost feel like being laid off may not be a bad thing...it allows me to pursue what I really want to do. I hated my job...it paid the bills and allowed me to play, but damn I hated getting up in the morning and I work from home!!!

Basically, I was forced to make a change, but that doesn't stop you from voluntarily making a change. This economy is horrible, so when better to step out on faith and find happiness then when you really have nothing to lose???

Knockout Zed said...

@Ming
Spoken like a woman fresh off a trip from Miami!

KZ