Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Puff Pastry

What up, y'all? I'm being bored by my work week per usual. I'm in agonizing pain. It feels like I have a pinched nerve in my shoulder because I slept wrong this weekend. TAD went to sleep before me so I slept on the futon in the guest room to keep from waking her. Big mistake, my African. I'm fucked up. Epson salt baths, hot showers, Icy Hot, heating pads, the works. No haps. My shit is still jacked.

It's all got me thinking about what's legal and not legal. Advil and this other shit I keep taking literally does nothing to ease the pain. I can't legally smoke cush, which would probably set me straight right away, but liquor is legal as fuck, with no medicinal upside whatsoever. It's fucked up I tell you.

I can't even munch on a hash brow.nie. The fucking hippies lost.

The one thing I'll remember out of this is it's better to wake TAD up on the weekend than to sleep on some uncomfortable shit. Weekend sleep can be re-couped, but I'm getting too old for that "plop down anywhere" shit.

Peace,
KZ

7 comments:

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

xanax, valium, in some cases vicodine, tylenol with codine and muscle relaxers are all good for what ails you.

some of which can be prescribed by your doctor.

i'm just saying...

and about that bachelor party...for real though!

aquababie said...

go find a massage therapist. that always help :)

proacTiff said...

I agree with aquababie. But I feel it's TADs duty to lay one on you. She can borrow a bottle of my baby oil, for your whining ass. On another note, I've been really missing the Kush my damn self. Like really. Like I want to hurry and pass the drug test, get the job with benefits. Then I can safely call my bro-in-law to hook a sista up. Ion even think I rememba how to roll one...

Liv For Me said...

Gr.een. Cur.es A.LL!!!

chele said...

I'm still trying to picture yo big azz on a futon.

sj-the-infamous said...

Massage, African, massage....

Get touched. You'll FEEL better :)

The Brown Blogger said...

Feeling your pain, bruh...