Friday, May 30, 2008


It is finally Friday. The weekend couldn't come quick enough. Mind you, this was a short work week anyway. It just didn't feel like it.

My staff went nuts and shit, talking about how insulted they felt because such and such got to do something and they didn't. Boo hoo, bitches.

I had paperwork like you wouldn't believe. Any entity set up NOT to make money is in for fucking problems in the first place here in America. Some people only believe in the profit motive, so for them civil service is for the birds. To navigate the waters and get things done is a miracle, if only because of all the paperwork you gotta fill out to cover you ass if you spend a nickel of the city's money. It's unbelievable how much of the same paper came across my desk to sign and re-sign for one single project. Then I had to chase down minutes to a series of meetings to prove that the expenditure was actually properly approved. Then the purchasing department hazes your ass. It's a fucking nightmare, says the guy with a masters in public administration.

Then it's the meetings. Everything's literally resolved within 12 minutes on average. Minus the small talk, what everyfuckingbody did that weekend, cute shit their kids said, good natured ribbing about somebody's dumb ass tie, the meetings would be 12 minutes. I've sat in meetings for the better part of 5 hours each 8 hour work day. If meetings actually lasted 12 minutes, I could all of them in one day and still have time to work on the shit I need to that come from the meetings. But if they wanna pay me to sit in meetings, fuck it. As a matter of fact, fuck that. I hate meetings. You can't pay me enough to enjoy 'em.

I'm glad I get to relax at the crib this weekend. TAD's coming here so I don't have to pack and drive. I will be drinking extensively though. Grey Goose and cranberry. Lots of gooses.



chele said...

All hail the Goose! Have a great time.

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

I was wondering when the title was gonna start making sense. I wouldn't mind some of that myself.

Knockout Zed said...

Gotta be blunt here, Chele. I need some BADLY. So thanks for wishing me well.

@68, part 2
Dude, this weekend is gonna be fantastic in the D. I wish I was there. Eric Roberson, kid. You oughta check him out. Lots of honeys will be in attendance.


ChezNiki said...

Jesus Shuttlesworth has left the building! ((dropping mic, walking away))


p_nami said...

So this is what I'm destined for with an MPA, huh? [sigh]

Knockout Zed said...

The Celtics have done the unthinkable...made me a Kobe fan. Go Black Mamba!!!

It gets soooooo much worse! Trust me.


proacTiff said...

make them geese look white before blacking out. and maybe TAD can call a meeting during her stint in the ladies room for some neck action. i'm getting goose bumps just thinking about how wonderful your weekend should be with this combination of booze and booty.