Did you know that my wedding photos are available for viewing if you just email me and ask?
Did you know that my wife was so creative? And so beautiful?
Did you know that my father is such a softie? "Something in my eye" my ass!
Did you know that I have the world's baddest nephew?
Did you know that Robyn has such a suave son?
Did you know that my frat brothers would be on point for the first time in their miserable lives?
Did you know that sometimes it rains non-stop in Cancun over the period of an entire week, forcing one to stay indoors make love to his beautiful new wife for hours on end?
Did you know dolphins were packing dick? Straight weapons, yo.
Do you know how annoying natives in Cancun are when they're trying to sell you shit?
Do you know how afraid I am of flying? It'll be a minute.
Did you know I am still off work and in Detroit while my wife works for a living? I get to be home being a househusband for a week.
I'll talk to y'all later!