Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Last Night

I dearly tried to get into the inauguration swing of things last night. After I left the gym, I came home got showered and I called the "people who know things" here in Satan's Anus. Nobody knew any more than I did. I ended up calling Agent Zero so we could find out where to be. She named some places so we were determined to meet up at the place most likely to be jumping, the Satan's Anus Democratic Party gig. Ten bucks to get in. I got there first, so I paid and stood in the lobby. People were selling over expensive, wack food and Obama logo shirts.

So many dredlocs, absolutely no Black people. Bad hippie music and a of bunch people staring at the old Black dude in the sportscoat and jeans. I told Agent Zero to slow her roll. I needed to reassess where she should meet me. I drove around downtown and saw party after party break up. It was only 9:30 and people were getting the fuck gone. Satan's Anus folks love talking shit about Detroiters, but I can guarantee shit was poppin' in the D all night long.

Finally, just to go somewhere and drink, we ended up at this sports bar. One thousand TVs, zero inauguration coverage. On the bright side, I did get to see Penn State whup up on Michigan's ass. But no, I didn't get to celebrate the inauguration with more than one like minded person.



The Brown Blogger said...

I stayed home Bruh because I knew at least one party would produce a new assclown for me to question and ridicule.

It happened too.

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

I partied in my step aerobics class last night. Tried to get my mind right, and my abs tight.

I had my most touching moment in the gym parking lot, when a white dude gave me dap and said, "We did it"

proacTiff said...

"Nobody knew any more than I did. I ended up calling Agent Zero so we could find out where to be." Agent 'all' zero. Now there's meaning in that! lol I would say not to feel bad because you didn't find happenings, only because I wasn't able to prowl around looking for any myself. But, at least I was inside where it was warm and I saved ten bucks and had decent leftovers.

Blah Blah Blah said...

I did too much inauguration shit... and I am now glad it's over. Living in the area...I was Obama'd out on Nov. 5th.
But I am glad, we did it.