If I Have To Suffer...

so the fuck do you. It's 4:00 on Friday afternoon before a holiday and I'm in charge. The boss dipped on my ass and now instead of sneaking out, I have to leave at 5:00. So now I'm making lists! Now, muthafuckas...

If It Wasn't For Her Pussy, She Wouldn't Even Be A Woman

1. Keira Knightley
2. Joan Rivers
3. Liza Minelli
4. Jodie Foster
5. Ben Wallace

Saying This Might Get You Punched In The Mouth

1. Vis a Vis
2. cakewalk
3. What's the magic word?
4. heretofore
5. boondoggle/humdinger (tie)

Words To Describe Cake or Potential Names For Cutting Edge Clothing Lines

1. Moist
2. Creamy
3. Exquisite
4. Heavenly
5. Obscenely Decadent

Jack Palance's Favorite Grandchildren

1. Molly
   
2. Franklin
3. Menachem
4. Elohim
5. Eleanor/Jack III (tie)

Rachel Ray's Favorite Things To Say While Climaxing

1. Delish!
2. E-V-oh oh oh my God!
3. (insert audio of uncomfortable, irritating, inappropriate laughter)
4. Baste it! Baste it, you motherfucker!
5. Cum-o!

Yeah, I'm bored. I'll talk to y'all later.

Peace,
KZ