Hey y'all. My birthday on Saturday was O.K. I hooked up with Batshit (please, just shut up) and we went out to eat and to this jacuzzi spot. It was pretty cool. It was actually indescribably cool. So I won't try to describe it. The day before my birthday, Friday, I had an interesting phone conversation with a blogger who shall remain nameless. I'll just go on to say she made me feel as old as fuck when we talked.
MK - 25 year old female blogger/slacker
KZ - 35 year old male blogger/mack
MK: What you dooin'?
KZ: I'm at the mall. I'm about to buy some boots.
MK: What kind?
KZ: Classic Timbos.
MK: You buyin' yourself some birthday boots? That shit is so gay!
KZ: Ooooh, K.
MK: I'm serious nigga. Don't tell nobody else that shit. What you dooin' afta that?
KZ: I think I'm going to the bar. I wanna smoke a little and drink a lot.
MK: Are you depressed? That shit is gay, man!
KZ: What the fuck? That's the second time you've said that about some shit I'm doing. Expand your vocab, nigga.
MK: Expanding your vocab is gay as fuck.
KZ: What are you doing tonight?
MK: I don't know. Why? Do you want me to say what I'm doing so you can call it gay?
KZ: What the fuck is your problem?
MK: *Long assed monologue that I refuse to type* Why are you so quiet?
KZ: I'm paying for my boots.
MK: So you're just on the phone breathing and shit? Breathing is so gay!
KZ: Gotdamn it, KeKe, what the fuck is not gay?
MK: I don't know, but all the shit you're doing is gay.
KZ: Well nigga, where I come from having same gender intercourse is gay. That's how it's defined.
MK: Zed, that's not really gay. That's just sex. Corny shit is gay.
KZ: Are you trying to tell me a nigga could fuck another nigga and you wouldn't say "That shit is gay!"
MK: Naw. That's just sex.
And that's the fucking story of getting old.
Keep warm,
KZ
10 comments:
Wow.
What happen to when "gay" meant happy!
Happy BDAY.
i'm with bk babe. 'gay' meant happy. i want those days back like the rainbow coalition wants its rainbow flag back.
Well, I'm old too because my 17yr old son says everything I do is "gay". I told him he has one mo' time to call me "gay" and I'mma thoat chop his lil' ass.
hahaha
*LOL*
I guess it must be 'gay' to wish you a Happy Birthday Zed! But I'ma do it anyway, Happy B'day, and kiss-kiss for you too xxx
Hey Zed, I hope you enjoyed your B-day. I read about in the jacuzzi in the freezing cold (on someone else's site -LOL)!
Yeah, I guess I'm getting too old to. I with the other ladies that agree that 'gay' used to mean happy. Or on the other hand 'sex w/someone of the same gender'.
Not only am I getting wiser (read: old) I'm getting lamer, by the procreation. I am still inclined to substitute "green" for "gay." Although growing up we knew that gay meant happy, we still denoted the term to mean fag or homo or same sex intercourse.
These young'uns are so lame. Don't they know the only excuse we-old-people have to buy anything for self without the guilt is - birfday?
Happy birthday, lame-o!
She shall remain nameless - Keke.
Outing this slacker blogger on the low. That shit is gay. lol
in my line of work, i work with men (i am a soldier). we say everything is gay as well. thats because there are a bunch of homosexual shit that we call out. You called your girlfriend 6 times today? that shit is gay! you and that guy are always wrestling.... that shit is gay. you got a problem with me reading this porn magazine? that shit is gay. this goes on and on all day every day. now, that shit is gay. (there are no gays in the military)
don't let them fool u, when a nigga sleep w another nigga it's gay as hell
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