She was perfect. Dark brown, thick in all the right places. She always had just what I needed. We'd been together for 3 short years and now she was gone, just like that.
She was my wallet.
Some muthafucka picked my pocket on Ocean Drive in Miami Beach and stole my fucking wallet!!!
No picture ID, no credit card, $80 in my pocket in South Florida. It was a bitch to get back home, but I'm here.
Later,
KZ
17 comments:
So sorry about the pickpocketing! I know; it's maddening when a mofo sneak up on 'ya like that...
Now you have to add possible identity theft to the list of worries you got already to worry about.
Something cruel and bad should happen to thieves, liars, con artists, and identity snatchers, and I don't mean just getting nabbed by the cops or the Law. They should like explode into a million little thieving, lying pieces. And then vaporize into thin air!
But,glad you back safe and sound, though. I know you prolly missed your living room with no couch in it... LOL.
Glad you're back safely. Sorry to hear about the mishap in FL.
If it weren't for bad luck......
Are you reeeeaaaadddddEEEEEEE!?
DAYUM IT!! Sorry to hear about the wallet...that sucks! We all want to be violated a little but not like that LOL!!
Glad you're back safely (despite the drama)...missed your stories!!!
AWWW DAMN GINA!!!!
Sorry to hear about that :(
but i'm glad your home safe.
missed you!
@Insanity
This muthafucka tried to work fast but I beat him to the punch. The SS office said a cat from OUT OF THE COUNTRY was trying to use my SSN to do some shit. Bastard!
And yes, I'm still couchless!
@Chele
Slowly but surely I'm putting the pieces back together. I'm glad to be back in Satan's Anus. (I'm sure you've never heard that sentence spoken before.)
@That one chick
The question is are YOU ready? hehehe
@RD
I got a few anecdotes. I don't know how well they are gonna be received...but I got 'em.
@Sangin' Diva
Where you been? I missed you too before I left.
KZ
Sucks. I always wondered how the hell I'd get home, like on a plane, without my ID. Sorry you had that happen...but, you were in Florida dammit... I bet some events leading up to the heist are worth telling. ;)
Awwwwww. Sorry about your wallet, Zeddie! Now bring on the details from the MIA.
Missed your big black ass.
DAMN, thats fucked up!!!
I hope you ain't lose too much money...
I hope you copied everything in ya wallet as a reference.
I'm glad you beat the bastid to the punch before he was able to do any dirt.
Oh man, sorry to hear that, but glad you got home safe.. I hope you get all your things in a timely fashion.
Damm dude that sucks!!!! Bastards! How'd you get home?
daaang. better keep your wallet in your front pocket homey.
@Y'all
I'm an idiot. I had my SS card in there, my bank account #, all types of private shit. I've spent all day running around changing bank accounts, getting a new license, a new SS card, a new wallet, everything. Phone numbers I had yet to call.
Homeland security is a trip. They went through my luggage item by item. I got scrutinized completely. You would think an actual terrorist would have his shit together and not try to board a plane with a piece of paper bearing a police case number. Go figure.
In general, Miami was beautiful and I tried to enjoy it the best I could. I was only there for TWO HOURS before my wallet was stolen. So I had to make the best of it.
@So wise
Maaaaan, I was just fuckin' drinkin'! Left the beach stepped in the Atlantic, took some flicks, went to the bar and got my pocket picked.
@Supe
Baby, baby, baby. Um um um.
@CG
It got good, but I let so much shit slip through my fingers. You wouldn't believe.
@Nsane Lee Sane
You change more than the law allows. And the law is pretty lenient. Don't be trying to hide from me!
@MCM
It's working out. I guess. We'll see.
@Honest
My fuckin' skepticism and Munkeesense went on vacation too. I shoulda been more careful.
@Liquor and TV
I keep my family jewels between my two front pockets.
KZ
KZ
So sorry Zed! That does suck and I know what it's like to travel without wallet (remember?!).
Just make sure they don't take advantage of your identity. Now get to the juicy details about your trip!
WTF! Read my blog. My purse was stolen this weekend in MIA, too...
It's a conspiracy!
I didn't get stripped searched at the airport, though. It was actually quite easy...
Damn Zed, that is fucked up! I just glad that you made it home safe and sound and I know that you are VERY happy to be home!
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