We had a pretty heavy snow overnight. When I left home this morning, I drove downhill to a busy intersection. Since the light was red for me I hit the breaks. The truck continued sliding into the intersection and into oncoming traffic. I turned the wheel to stop my forward progress and began to spin around. When the truck finally came to a stop, I put it into 4 wheel drive and headed towards work. The day couldn't get worse, right?
The first thing that happens when I came in was that my boss had just left a meeting with the City Council. They had an issue with this thing that I proposed. The Vice Mayor, that's right, the Vice Mayor, the Black dude that's always trying to get me to hang out, threw me under the bus. That muthafucka pressed the issue so that I gotta make a full fledged and detailed presentation to the Council on Monday. Today is fuckin' Friday and I gotta prepare all this analysis and shit by Monday. I knew that fuckin' Vice Mayor was gay!
Second is that the union rep, a Black dude, sent out a email to one of my managers and some staff threatening a work slow down/stoppage situation if he didn't get his way on some shit. The way he worded it (badly!), it looked like he was physically threatening one of his co-workers, a white woman. You know what happened next. The director and all the managers are trying to build a case against this muthafucka to get him out. This cat hates me, but if he only knew I'm the only muthafucka behind closed doors fighting for his simple ass.
Everything in the city is closing down because of the snowfall and I gotta be here all weekend because of frat business.
The first thing that happens when I came in was that my boss had just left a meeting with the City Council. They had an issue with this thing that I proposed. The Vice Mayor, that's right, the Vice Mayor, the Black dude that's always trying to get me to hang out, threw me under the bus. That muthafucka pressed the issue so that I gotta make a full fledged and detailed presentation to the Council on Monday. Today is fuckin' Friday and I gotta prepare all this analysis and shit by Monday. I knew that fuckin' Vice Mayor was gay!
Second is that the union rep, a Black dude, sent out a email to one of my managers and some staff threatening a work slow down/stoppage situation if he didn't get his way on some shit. The way he worded it (badly!), it looked like he was physically threatening one of his co-workers, a white woman. You know what happened next. The director and all the managers are trying to build a case against this muthafucka to get him out. This cat hates me, but if he only knew I'm the only muthafucka behind closed doors fighting for his simple ass.
Everything in the city is closing down because of the snowfall and I gotta be here all weekend because of frat business.
Aaaarrrggggghhhhhh!!!
KZ
11 comments:
This f*cking Google/Blogger merge is irritating the f*ck out of me. But, back to your post...
Today sucks ass for you, huh? Keep ya head up, luv. Work through the weekend in sh*tty weather when you wouldn't be able to do anything else (in the boonies, right?) and save the comp time for better days. Easier said than done, of course.
it's raining hella hard here...no snow in the forecast...but whatever you get we get eventually.
Have fun crunching #'s.
9 days and counting.
@BZ-Yeah its getting to the point where I 'ctrl c' every comment, so I dont lose it when google asks me for my password three time in the row! Arrrgh!
@Knockout-Blah is right. We wouldve gotten that snowstorm here in a few hours...except its SIXTY-SIX degrees in Boston today!!!
Gov'ment Workers, gotta luv em (Im one now, so I can say) You will do just fine on your presentation, that Vice Mayor dude is an a$$, though. Probably didnt have the brain power to explain your proposal correctly...
...and he probably wants you (just kidding)
Anyway, take that sh*t home and work on it there, Boo. We dont wanna hear about you updating your blog on your laptop in the hospital after a crash, God forbid.
You have to protect your legs and those great big feet for your next trip back East
;-P
does that mean that you're dreaming of a white christmas?
talk like this is why i love living in the south...fuck da snow. sorry you had a shitty day :(
no snow in austin. students and townies are spazzing though because we went from 83 degrees on tuesday to 30 degrees on thursday... :-/
frat business, huh? you know, i admire your dedication sir. i've actually been thinking lately about becoming active again in our local alumnae chapter...but so far, i'm just thinking...maybe you can give me some advice to help push me over the edge???
I love ya, but all I gotta say is "WHYYYYYYYY In THEE FUCK didn't yo ass have the dayum truck in 4x4 in the 15th place???????? And you KNEEEEEEEEW it was fucked up conditions!!". You KNOW that typically if a truck AIN'T in 4-wheel drive or doesn't have all wheel drive , it's AUTOMATICALLY in REAR WHEEL DRIVE (i.e. will get you KILT faster than anything in the snow )
Be more careful dawg..... I can't have nuthin happening to ya!
Damn man! I hope the next week is better.
sumbody didn't have anything fuckkin better to do
*big hugs* Oh honey wow! I'm glad to hear that you made it out of harm's way with out being hurt, that sounds scary just reading it. As far as workgoes, you know people never really apprecaite the people they should the most. Good luck withyour presentation.
U gave that shat to us....now its snowing here and I need an alignment....
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