Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Double Up

What's crackin' y'all? Something slipped by me this week. It's my bloggaversary. Two years of ridiculousness and arbitrary venom. I went back into my archives and I was literally amazed. I got a lot of good product out there.

The funny thing about a lot of the old stuff is, it's absolutely nothing like the current stuff. I haven't changed really at all, I just don't act out on the shit I used to talk about. As a matter of fact, I don't write about EVERYTHING I'm thinking anymore. I think that's the biggest thing. I still got foul thoughts and shit, but I'm not entering them shits into evidence.

I used to complain a lot about not getting ass the way I wanted to. The pursuit of ass was primary. And secondary. And tertiary. Believe me, I still love pussy. I just don't talk about it as much. The funny thing, as with most things, as soon as you stop chasin' it, people wanna give it to you. I'mma try this shit with money, yo!

I spent a lot of time complaining about my gig, which I still hate. But it could be worse. Much worse. Even as I fly down south for this interview in a couple of weeks, I get this wistful feeling about Satan's Anus and how it "de-toxed" me from being all "Mot.or City Arrogant". I think the proximity to the city without being IN the city helped me on the social end of things.

Has this shit evolved? It depends. Am I a better or a different person? Nope. I'm just reacting differently to the same stimuli. I still like to complain about shit I can't change and Quixote dem windmills. I'm still in love with porn. I still don't write like I should. I still get anxiety dealing with my parents. I'm still mad at and about hip-hop.

And I'm still writing this damn blog.

Be Easy,


Anonymous said...

Happy Blog-Ver-Sary.

Top of the middle...but we are on our way to the to the top, remember?You amd me.

BZ said...

Happy Blogaversary!!

I have been reading you for some time. And yes, the writing has changed. But, it's still great reading. Maybe I say that because you write the sh*t that I think far too often! :-)

proacTiff said...

Double up. I think the Cha-Cha song just popped into my head off of your title. Way to hang in there on all levels. Blessings on your impending interview "Down South." Now, Trick's song just wiped out that other whack-tastical party slide song with the Florida home team quickness! Glad to be reading what you have generously shared over the past few years. Consequently, I don't have the "balls" to write about just how much I love penis. I think I just developed 'em....

ChezNiki said...

I had to go back and look. I made two years on August 11th.

My writing was MUCH better in the beginning.

Youre gonna get really p*ssed, Zed. But when I first started following you, I thought you and Serial were the same dude under different screen names! LOL!

I started following your blog for the sex (you wrote a lot about giving head), but I stayed because I enjoyed your mind.

Happy Blogversary!

onefromphilly said...

Happy Blogversary!!!
You have evolved, even if you don't recognize it, your readers do.

1969 said...

Happy Blogaversary!!!!

I think you have evolved somewhat but if you totally changed, we wouldn't be reading.

aquababie said...

happy blogaversary :)

from when i started reading you, i say you've changed a smidge. they say change is good. i wanna know who is "they"?? LOL

Knockout Zed said...

@U Know
I'm still at the top of the bottom.

You, my good woman, introduced an invaluable new word to my working vocabulary. Thongswallower. That's why I'm happy to be a blogger.

I think you'll be in good company in this piece if you start "writin' dirty".

Congratulations! We're practically twins.

I knew Serial Dater, but he and I couldn't be more different.

I used to love writing about giving head, now I like writing about receiving it. I changed!

Have I really changed?

*scratches ballsac but DOESN'T smell fingers*

I guess I have.

I think so. I keep getting called a sellout by some of my friends who read and don't post.

"They" be trippin'!!! Change is hard.


A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

congrats on consistency, just think if blogging were a book you'd be done by now. you're working the write muscle and that is admirable!

Anonymous said...

I was scared to comment when I first started coming here ... you seemed angry as hell. Nothing like the big squishy guy you are now!

p_nami said...

I know I don't comment often but I really do enjoy reading your blog. Maybe one day when you don't feel like posting, you can do a "best of" post and pull out some of that 'good product'

I'm lazy...there's no way I'm going through 2 years worth of posts....LOL :-)

Happy Blogaversary!!!