Friday, February 01, 2008

Wash That Taste Out Of Your Mouth With This Dick

Hey friends, what's poppin'? I've been uber-busy this week, trying to pack, find a place to live, masturbate, do performance evaluations, and respond to employee grievances and salary upgrades. It's been something else.

The place I'm trying to live hadn't called me. I had to call them several time to see if my lease application was accepted. Finally they said yes. Then told me they had just mailed the response to me. "Why did you mail the response? I told you I needed to move right away. I needed that information as soon as possible." The response? That's just the way they do it. Some people are too stupid to live. I'm really not sure if I'm going to move there after that shit.

Performance evaluations are the most boring things on Earth. I gotta lie to come up with good shit to say about staff, and I gotta soft soap the raw truth. Nobody's ever happy with what's said, but I don't think they realize how soft I'm actually being on them. Fuck 'em all, really.

The most interesting thing by far has been the grievances. I talk to the union, they get upset, start showing their asses, I ask are they finished, they say "yes", and I walk out of the room with shit laid down the way I want it to be. This one cat who didn't get his way made sure to let me know that "This place just keeps leaving a bad taste in my mouth. I've had it!" OK, muthafucka, I have a solution for ya...

Be Cool,
KZ

12 comments:

Liv For Me said...

Who the hell mails an acceptance?? WTF? Just so you know, by when, next month? Wow...

onefromphilly said...

You just have to keep telling yourself "I'll be out of here soon".

aquababie said...

every time i read something about your job, it makes me love mine even more...

Bananas said...

I once read that HR and Unions are like a caged death match. Except the one that loses, never really dies.

The Maven said...

LAUGHING THE FUCK OUT LOUD!!! Incompetence roams the earth like a plague.

Mr.Slish said...

I love giving my staff fucked up evaluations...Payback for me having to their work...lol

nikki said...

dick is delicious! no doubt your co-worker is the better for having yours in his mouth. hehehe

uh, performance evals are just bullshit meetings meant to let a person know if he/she needs to start looking for a new gig or not.

Blah Blah Blah said...

My job doesn't give evaluations...they just decide out the blue to give raises. Suits me just fine but has definitely ill prepared me for that part of real working expectations...when I get a real job.

ChezNiki said...

My old job gave "evaluations" every year. They sat with you and told you every mistake going back about ten years. I felt like I was talking to my mother! Then after 60 minutes of sheer bullsh*t they gave you a 3% raise. One year, they actually threatened to fire me, and then gave me a 3% raise [?!?!?!]

Standard of Living increase was 6% at the time. I was there five years, so I was about 62% behind by the time I closed my pocketbook and left that hellhole. After the first "evaluation" I began adding a list of my accomplishments and client thank you notes to my own personnel file.

I will never work for a non-profit again.

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

umm about that bachelor party....

Knockout Zed said...

@To All
I love Nikki.

That is all.

KZ

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

I love it!

And I love Nikki too. Something just so right about a woman who always comes up with just the right thing...