Monday, September 19, 2005

Jayne Kennedy

Hey slackers, what's crackin'? It's on 1:30 pm and it's already the best day I've ever had here. Because today, I met HER. Let me explain.

I had to do some community outreach type of thing today and speak to grassroots groups as well as other government representatives. That's where I met HER. She was from another gov't entity. Beautiful, tall, THICK IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES, and seems to be interested in a brotha. I swear she is the spitting image of Jayne Kennedy back in her late 70's/early 80's heyday except she has green eyes. I felt like a nigga hit the jackpot. She's smart, seemingly level headed a good replacement for Batshit.

Here's the issue: For the first time ever, I get a couple of phone messages from Batshit this morning, expressing herself. She is very guarded and standoffish most of the time. But on these phone messages, she's expressive as fuck. "I miss you, I can't wait to see you again." You know, shit like that.

Today I felt for the first time that I'd really hurt her fucking feelings if I dipped. Usually I don't care about such shit, but she was really the welcome wagon when I came to this piece of flotsam. So the question is, "Zed, are you going to pursue Jayne Kennedy?" And my answer is "Nigga, haven't you been reading this blog?" The next question would logically be "What are you gonna do with Batshit?" And the answer to that question would be "I'll cross that bridge when I have to stick my dick in it."

Always Climbing Everest,
KZ

10 comments:

twin said...

go head leon issac kennedy and hit it like "body and soul"

Melle Mel said...

Yeahhhhh Zed! Way to go! Now you are back on top baby. Why? Because you have options!

brooklyn babe said...

Hold Up!
You know Bump this male bonding, "stick-yo'-dick-in-the-new-chick-bullshit..." If batshit aint for you, do her like nino brown and cancel that hoe, *ahem* lady.... pardon that, I was getting a lil riled up under my kneckless color there...lol.

On the real, no one likes to be the string along, while you're moving along...., *karma* *karma* cause Jane Kennedy could do the same to you,and have you like Poly-O string cheese, so if you not feeling sis anymore, tell her.

Okay, I got my Judge Mathis on, for the day! lol
Later Babes
Okay...

MeCrazyMe said...

I can't wait until you meet the female you...

Thanks for the advice.

Knockout Zed said...

@twin
I just hope she don't blow up like the real JK.

@keke
Options give you power. I got the power! *cue the Chill Rob G*

@BB
One day I'll tell you about my karma. Like Saturday, I got a check for $2500 from my old job. Today, I took my car in for repairs. Diagnosis = blown head gasket, cost = $2400. That's my karma!

@MCM
I met the female me when I was 19. She made me the MALE HER! That is sooo wrong to wish that on me twice!

Chubby Chocolate said...

Wooooooohhhh, Horsey!!
I wish I could tell you to cut batshit, but I'm holdin on to munchkin (well his dick) until I find better.Brooklyn Babe is right though, the price we pay for doing dirt is some serious karma.It hasn't bit me in the aiss yet, but I have my first aid kit on stand by, just in case...I suggest you do the same!

Robyn said...

Zed, *clearing throat, getting up on podium....is this mike on?*

O.K., now you KNOW that karma has ALREADY bitten you int he ass before. WHYYYYYYY ARE YOU FUCKING WIT HER LEFT TITTY??? Leave Karma alone and she'll leave you alone.

I "third" the sentiment that CC made! NOOOOOOOOBODY likes to be played. We're too old dawg. If you aren't going to be mature about the situation nigro, just do the right thing. Even though batshit is crazier than a box of froot loops, she needs to be "set free". You really don't want that hoe anyway.....and as I can tell.....the pussy is just that....pussy.....it ain't the GREATEST PUSSY OF ALL TIMES,correct? Or am I incorrect? You just live off the endo's and I feel ya, but at the same time, if Jayne gives you the goods, let batshit go on her lonely way. And look at it like this: if you part NICELY with Batshit, theres a BETTER possibility of you being able to COME BACK later...don't burn your coochie hairs before you've crossed over them....

And as for the car: GET A NEW GODAMN CAR NIGGA AND STOP "BAND-AIDING" THAT JANKY ASS ONE YOU GOT! You're gonna spend MORE and more $$$$ on that vehicle. (you know I'm right....admit it and stop being cheap. The next thing will be a oil leak...and you KNOW those ain't cute!)Luv ya!
*stepping down from podium,AND high horse*

Thank you!Goodnight!

brooklyn babe said...

Lmao... @ Robyn... got to have her as my "wendy williams" side kick as we hand out "karma" blog citations to ya'll phools....
Still got love ya Zed *wink*

Robyn said...

@BB: girl, you and I DEFINITELY need to get together and hand those citations out!! I LIVE for shit such as that! LMAO!

STEPHANIE said...

Always an interesting peek into the male psyche...