It's day three of my miserable cold. Day two of no work. Which is fucked up when you have actual deadlines to meet. So I'm sitting in my living room, listening to forgotten CDs, trying to suck down broth. Why the fuck do I have to use sick days actually being sick? Unless it's "mental health days", I'm not for it.
Anyway, being home has given me the opportunity to look at the decline of Western Civilization up close and personal.
How hollow it must be to have to cater to the American public who are at the crib during the day, stay at home moms excepted. They must all be creeps. I mean, Maury Povich with DNA tests, is it a man or a woman, my daughter's a hoe, etc. How does it feel to base your good living on exploiting the worst segments of the human population? Do you sleep well? Really?
NewsRadio comes on a 1:30 on TBS. WTF? Why they hidin' it instead of showcasing shit like "Home Improvement"?
It just snows non-stop here. I've been watching it snow for the last 5 hours. It snows from sun-up to sundown. This is suicide weather.
I had another one of "those talks" with T.A.D. last night. How long? How much? When? How many? Why not? How long, again? This type of shit ain't for the weak or impatient.
Pornography, though extremely useful, can't replace chicken soup. Believe me, I've tried.
That little happy hour thing I put on has yielded a quite a few offers for me to discharge bodily fluids into various birth canals. I guess it pays to be the host, hunh?
Which reminds me of the little Frances Cress Welsing based discussion I had at the event regarding me and all these bow ties. I'll bet they never look at a necktie the same way again.
Anyway, being home has given me the opportunity to look at the decline of Western Civilization up close and personal.
How hollow it must be to have to cater to the American public who are at the crib during the day, stay at home moms excepted. They must all be creeps. I mean, Maury Povich with DNA tests, is it a man or a woman, my daughter's a hoe, etc. How does it feel to base your good living on exploiting the worst segments of the human population? Do you sleep well? Really?
NewsRadio comes on a 1:30 on TBS. WTF? Why they hidin' it instead of showcasing shit like "Home Improvement"?
It just snows non-stop here. I've been watching it snow for the last 5 hours. It snows from sun-up to sundown. This is suicide weather.
I had another one of "those talks" with T.A.D. last night. How long? How much? When? How many? Why not? How long, again? This type of shit ain't for the weak or impatient.
Pornography, though extremely useful, can't replace chicken soup. Believe me, I've tried.
That little happy hour thing I put on has yielded a quite a few offers for me to discharge bodily fluids into various birth canals. I guess it pays to be the host, hunh?
Which reminds me of the little Frances Cress Welsing based discussion I had at the event regarding me and all these bow ties. I'll bet they never look at a necktie the same way again.
Be Easy,
KZ
*there's no sex in the Champagne Room
12 comments:
FIRST?!
GET BETTER, ZED!!!
*huggs*
I know in your present situation this information does you no good, BUT that snow is not suicide weather it's f*ckin' weather.
Be patient with T.A.D. She may be worth the wait.
You had another one of those talks...WHATEVER!!! *rollin my eyes*
Yeah get well soon...
Feel better Zed. I'm sick as hell too but stil at work. Deadlines are a Beyotch.
Can I have some of your broth?
the reason you got a lot of offers?? prolly cuz you were hanging all over TAD...women love men that are taken...I'm in a similar situation with a guy that sort of has a girl WTF? and I'm constantly trying to figure out how to get (and keep) him away from her..but then once I get him the fun will be over..enjoy the ride, stay away from the porn *wink*
Good grief brother...
You need to not be sick... Too much reflection.
And TV
Well at least your home is scent-free, considering you cant smell anything right now. I didnt know that New England "Crud" had reached the Mid-West, Oh Well...
...I saw Frances Cress Welsing speak in Undergrad. She talked to us about the Black men, large balls and white nets vs. the white men, small balls and green golf courses... now that was back in the late 80s before Tiger Woods and Yao Ming, but I guess she had a point. Get well, Boo.
you continuously surprise me zeddykins! what you know about dr. welsing???? damn you and your intellect! im gonna bring my ass up to damn satan's anus! i have two friends that don't play the neck tie thing either. one only wears bow ties and the other doesn't wear ties of ANY sort--not even on his wedding day! HAHHAHAHHAHA
okay now what did you and your steady lady friend talk about?
@BZ
I'm trying. Thanks.
@Chele
One man's fuckin...
@RD
You know about those talks, I'm sure!
@Sixy
I tried to go to work, but I got talked out of it. I'm here today, though. I'm still trying to hit those deadlines.
@GG
Stay away from the porn? With my love interest gone and the desolate landscape? Right!
@Hassan
Man, TV is gonna be the death of me. I need to just not partake.
@Chezniki
FCW is the shit. Breaking down symbolism has long been a passion of mine. Thanks, mama.
@FA
I was talking to some women at the event, young women. Asking me how come I'm always wearing bowties. I told them "Don't you think it's kind of obscene to wear a piece of cloth around my neck that points to the source of my supposed genetic superiority?" They laughed and I schooled 'em.
@Miss Ahmad
We talked about the "Miss Ahmad" issue. It was deep!
KZ
I hope you feel better soon, sweetie.
I hate wasting sick days on actually being sick as well. I like to pad my vacation with those days. However, get well soon.
Those talks are the price you pay for having all the good stuff...right??
Get better!
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