Thursday, May 24, 2007

My Dick Is Amazing

I couldn't wait for the warm weather, and finally it looks like it's here. I'm really feeling this, the beginning of the summer season. Beaches, grills, sunshine and water! If it wasn't for work, everything would be great.

Oh, yeah. Work. That thing that keeps me paid. Now I remember.

Walking into that gray building everyday and trying to apply and vita my way into another gray building that I can grow tired of quickly. I keep wondering if it's worth it. I've only had one interview since I've started applying in March and it went poorly. I just submitted for another gig. It's a great gig, pays a lot and I'd be the Director and not the second in command. They were genuinely excited that I was interested in the gig. But ultimately I know I'll be in the same place I'm in today, miserable about my job.

The best things and worst things about my lifestyle are identical: I only have to worry about my student loan and Gretchen as recurring bills. Living virtually debt free means I can revert to my half assed underachieving self at any time and not go under. Plus I'm landless. Not a good look rolling up on 4-0. But I can also go anywhere at anytime, location is only dictated by my preferences, without worrying about the saleability of my property. All my property moves with me.

Hopefully I'll find my way out of the desert and into the oasis by the end of the summer. Wish me luck.

Be Good,
KZ

20 comments:

1969 said...

And we titled this "my d*ck is amazing" why? Just for GP? LOL

Knockout Zed said...

@Sixy
So y'all would read a self-indulgent assed post about nothing. You voyeurs!!!

KZ

Angie said...

Zed what do you like to do? Is there anything you do , (besides TAD, and masturbating) that gives you joy? If so, do more of it or incorporate it into a way to make money. If not, find something that gives you joy. : )

Knockout Zed said...

@Angie
Ummm, responding to blog comments. That's about it. Any money in that?

I'm still searching.

KZ

Anonymous said...

Good luck in the search. I'm also interviewing for a Director's position.

Knockout Zed said...

@Chele
Are we competing for the same job? I hope not!!!

KZ

She Her Me said...

Good luck with that. I'm almost the same way, though. I find something I enjoy at first--because it's new. But once the novelty wears off, I'm like, "What the hell am I still doing here?" Oh well.
Hope you find something that fits you, and doesn't wear off.

aquababie said...

good luck with the next interview.

i admit, i was looking for some nastiness with this post....damn that title :)

Anonymous said...

I hope you get the job Zed! Even though you don't seem too enthusiastic.

You should put some miles on Gretchen and take a cross country trip this summer..clear your head.

onefromphilly said...

I thought this post was going to be about writing!!??

1969 said...

LMAO@ Philly HA HA HA

Gemini Girl aka GG said...

I must admit the title got in me in here quicker*smh*....it is something freeing about being able to pick up and go whenever you want...I would not accept another job there...even for a Director if that is not where you want to be ultimately..start applying in TAD's neck of the woods...wha chu skerred furr??? that you may actually get a job near her and be dating someone that is easily accessible..u to her and her to u??

Miz JJ said...

I have had the best luck today. I am going to rub some off on you today.

proacTiff said...

Good luck. You know 'we' in this same boat. If you make it safely to land, can you send a sister a raft?

Summer has begun for me, but I ain't getting no break. The clock is ticking. I gotta land a gig. And quick. I swear fo'... I ain't stepping foot back on that campus, into that classroom to save my soul.

Honest said...

Good Luck Dude! LMAO at your post tittle. I missed this blog.

Mr.Slish said...

Umm scratching my head.Did you rightthis post While holding your dick....Like typing with one hand and looking at your manhood and saying" MAN my dick is amazing!" Umm CauseIdothatsometimes! ...lol

La Diva Latina said...

Lmao @ Slish...it all makes sense.
If I was a guy for a day...hmm lemme stop.
Zed you slick for that title deception, whatever entertains u though..I love how your mind works.

DivineLavender said...

Sending you all my best to you.


You ain't never commented on my shit...I am going to have to cum and beat you.

What a sistah gotz to do for you to leave a word or phrase or the luring stank of your ass at my spot?

Knockout Zed said...

@Stephanie
I hate work, plain and simple. There is no job that's going to do me well. I might as well get paid a lot to do some shit I hate.

@Aqua
Sorry about the misleading title. If it's any consolation, my dick IS amazing.

@SimplyB
I'd love to do that. That would be the pinnacle of greatness.

@OneFrom
It was supposed to be! LOL

@Sixy
Y'all ain't funny.

@GG
The director position is in TAD's neck of the woods. That's the only thing that's got me excited. And the loot. Can't forget the loot.

@MizJJ
Can I choose where you rub it?

@Tiff
I'm with you on that. The real work is finding the gig and I'm already exhausted.

Nice pic, btw.

@Honest
I'm trying to keep my boring life interesting. I'll just start titling shit provocatively.

@Slish
This title was a Jedi mind trick. Maybe I can fool TAD into believing it's true.

@CCN
I know I'm an ass, but I'm looking to intrigue y'all a little bit.

@DL
You need permission to post on your page. I've tried!!! Give me some permission!!!

KZ

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

umm Z to E to the D

one day you're gonna wake up singing
take to the sky and spread your wings..


I believe in my heart of hearts that some dormant dream of years will awaken and you will launch into a life that is fulfilling...until then I suggest pornotube.com