One week in the D has taught me a few things. Sphincter control must be practiced while masturbating. Old friends are sometimes just friends from a long time ago. Good customer service is STILL not an African American virtue. Sex appeal and lack of modesty are not one in the same. Girls with big asses don't automatically know how to clap it, it's still got to be practiced. Six foot three and a half inches, 300 pounds still make a black man invisible to white people, except when standing behind them at an ATM or walking on a dark street. There is no such thing as enough corruption. It's hard for a man to be ultra-masculine on a merry go round.
I'm back, boys and girls. Back to this meaningless, bullshit gig I complain about with no end in sight. At least my boss is gone for the week so I get to do TWO jobs I hate instead of the one. Lucky, lucky me.
Be cool, alright?
KZ
9 comments:
Double the pleasure, double the cum...
Welcome Back, [Carter].
I'm first cause I stalk for a livin'. lmao
...I don't even know what to say about the sphincter control and masterbating...*crickets*
You made sure to add that half inch in there...lol
You are gonna have a whole other shitload of ignorance if ur boss doesn't come back!
Missed you. Glad you get bored on that ride back tho...Hi Zed Zedanareh!!!
@Proactiff
Yeah, I gotta see my woman more. I'm reverting back to my late teens with this two minute shit. I know, I know, TMI.
@BBB
Oh no, he better come back!!!
The only reason we don't talk more is work. We used to talk up a storm at work. I'll do better after hours.
KZ
I see time away does nothing for you!
Hi Zed, I missed your lovely lighthearted stories of joy and glee!
"Sphincter control must be practiced while masturbating." Uh... Okay... See I know there is a good story behind this. I am just WAY too afraid to ask...
Sucks that you came back to HIS vacation!
He's right about the sphincter control...Can mess up a good PC...lol..
That "Blacks-are-Invisible" sh*t is why many Bostonians go home everyday with elbow and pocketbook shaped bruises on their bodies. It also causes them to "accidently" trip on the subway...
I better stop, before I catch a charge...
Welcome Back, Yaws Boy!
;-P
i'm back...you're back...all is right with the world!
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