As jaded as I am, I'm still amazed by many things in this world. Most of my amazement stems at how stupid people are, so I'm not sure that counts. All I know is people in general are stupid and/or ballsy.
John Edwards was running for President. He was my preferred candidate, because of his ideas on health care reform. You see, that's my big issue. People have to stick with shitty gigs because they need the health care. I think people are happier and, of course, healthier, if getting health care wasn't dependent on the beneficence (or lack thereof) of industry. Chase your dreams and fuck the benefits package.
John Edwards has been fucking around on his wife. Once again, I'm not amazed, but this shit is SOOOO blatant, and has been talked about in hushed tones for the entire campaign, I couldn't believe it's just now getting run. That's not even the half. This muthafucka made a baby with the mistress.
If he was ever gonna get back in the saddle for that number 2 slot, it's effectively done. Thanks, Haircut.
I've talked about running for office, but my skeletons run deep. After this shit, my little skeletons seem like a single bone (literally!!!). The more politicians fuck up on a large scale, my shit looks more and more petty.
I'm counting on more amazing displays of stupidity. It keeps me young.
KZ
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Is that mutha-fukker CRAZY?
Skeletons? Compared to these stupid MFer's my shyt is like a T-cell!
this is coming up again? i guess he can't keep his hands and penis to himself...
Oh man, you done said a mouthful and more!
Wow.
Zed for congress as long as you don't sully your name much further until you have some real power you should be good!
From one future politician to another.......I think you'll be okay as long as you don't get caught (literally) with any hookers, brothels, or SPECIAL escorts.
.....I had no idea he cheated on his wife. I must have had my head underground.
No surprise here. He and his wife always looked forced.
Obama and his wife always look like they can't wait to be left alone together.
Hilary and Bill looked like the last time they got busy was when they made Chelsea.
McCain and his wife look like he falls asleep every night and she sits there drinking Makers Mark and Coke to stay numb while shopping for Prada bags online.
But that's just me.
Damn 1969, I just thought it was me...
man you know everyone has some stuff in the closet...never comes out unless you wanna run for office *smh* then ray ray nem can't talk enough about home you used to get blunted wit em...never mind you haven't seen them in 20 years...they will talk as if it were yesterday. youth makes you stupid. LOL
We all do it bruh...lol...
Hey! (Waving) Just wanted to drop a quick note...I am still reading your blog...just can't post comments from work...damn firewall. You funny as hell you know that right! LOL!
Holla!
i'm with 1969, although i too had no idea he was sleeping around on his wife.
what i wanna know is, are politicians really stupid enough to believe they can get in da big office with that kind behavior? i mean, it was aiight with kennedy but with the power of the female voter, especially in this year's election, his behavior borders on self-sabatogue. really...how asinine can one person be?
I couldn't even read no more after "made a baby with mistress." Cheating is one thing but when you have a BABY with the person you cheated with???? *faints*
I could never run for an office...I have a short attentin span...and even shorter when it's stupid stuff...I could see my ass now getting up in the middle of a meeting and walking out to go get my nails done or get a taco from Taco Bell...
After the 18th, who is moving where? You to the D or her to the Anus?
Any links to any articles?
@Serious
http://tiny.cc/O1MH5
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