Thursday, March 22, 2007

I Feel Like Giving A Speech Like This Today



It would do me sooooo good!

8 comments:

Angie said...

"Fuck you, that's my name!!!!" I'm gonna use that one. LOL

P.S. And I'm first!!!!!!!!!!

The Brown Blogger said...

Always be closin'
Always be closin'
Always be...

Muthafuckin be closin'

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

what da hell?!

Disco said...

Dude!!! I just looked at this and this..yup....pretty much sums up that e-mail....LOL

I can soooooooo see him making this speech in his litle Napoleonic way.....maybe not as mean, but still..... THAT.IS.THE.SENTIMENT that they give to all the sales folks at my damn job!

Always. Be. Closing.

They just use different words. Cause without the sales people the co. would NOT survive, so they push them muthafucka's HARD.....

Do you know that you have to make a quota to get paid ANY commission??? You have to, to make ANY of your commission. If you don't make that "quota" you don't even get paid for the ones BELOW the quota that you DID close!!! WTF?????? You just get your "base" salary...which is pretty damn low... I guess in the sales world, that's supposed to be some fucked up kinda "motivation"....whatever. Not the kid.

I could never be in sales...period.

DAMN that speech is out cold!!

Gemini Girl aka GG said...

my sales r low this week should I offer a set of steak knives as incentives..only to hear "the fukn leads are weak"...classic!!!

love ed harris in this, glengary glen ross right? need to watch this again..great film

in closing.....let's talk about something important..
where did this come from??

Lyrically speaking said...

Wow, he played hard ball in this movie, lol...that is some speech.

Mr.Slish said...

I'm back dog....I can't have you in the blog trenches by ya self now can I....

Beana said...

ok i like that too. Fuck you thats my name LOL yep gotta use that

but i absolutely love

"cause you drove here in a Hyndai and I drove here in an 80,000 BMW.

Damn did they get quiet or what?

Sales is a bitch let me tell you. I make more in commission than in base so base salary is NEVER good enough. Its rough out there. I NEVER thought I'd be a commissioned sales person. Five years later I'm working it out. Never say what u wont or can't do.