Friday, September 28, 2007

Ergo, You Suck

A.K.A. The Hater Post

I've written about this before, and I'm sure to write about it again, but jealousy is overrated. People, especially that 18-34 demographic, are vastly overestimating their importance to everybody else. Get over yourself, y'all. The reason so many people hate you isn't because they wanna be you. They hate you because you're not a likable person.

You are a horrible, horrible person to be around. You brag about shit that's not brag-worthy. You don't read, you don't have a greater understanding of any subject, yet you're a fucking expert on everything. You're not that interesting, yet you talk non-stop. You're pretty fuckin' obnoxious. You make fun of the less fortunate. You are not a giving person. You complain non-stop.

All in all, you need to stop talking about "all these haters, hatin' on me and shit". The hate Africans have for you is not unfounded. I'm sick of the word "hater" the concept of "haterism" and the overall overuse of the words used to make yourself feel better about any critical assessment of your behavior.

In other words, get over yourself. Go have a drink and sit the fuck down somewhere. Asshole.

KZ

13 comments:

kim said...

Preacher Brother! Amen !

1969 said...

Are you talking to me? Hater!

Blah Blah Blah said...

I'm out of this range... but aaa...isn't TAD in this range...

I'm just sayin'...

ChezNiki said...

Word!
I need that on a T-Shirt...
"Im Not Hating. You Really Are A B*tch!"
on the front.
and
"You Can Hate Me Now"
on the back.

Aunt Jackie said...

you know what's the worst part it took me a minute to do the math and remember that i am over 34...

damn damn double damn!


Just found a shirt that i was thinking might be age inappropriate but really cute..it reads, I Heart Haters!

aquababie said...

do you know that heifer i work with? damn this sounds just like her! LOL

SynSational said...

Guess who? **muah**

chele said...

I see you still haven't filled the prescription.

Liv For Me said...

Yeah..I suck..LoL..nah really.. Ima take my drink, go sit down, and stop trippin off the fact Synsational done blessed ur spot!
Good effin post tho, Zed..

Miz JJ said...

Still laughing even though I read this at work over the weekend. This needs to be printed somewhere. Not that the suspects who need to hear it even read. Heh.

What did Jill say about her ex in concert. I wanna know!

Royce's Daughter said...

No but really...people really do be Hatin on Me!

Mr.Slish said...

LOL..That was some funny shit...I agree with you...18-34 range can SUCK ON THESE..SLASHER!!! Sorry Zed I got carried away...

nikki said...

TELL IT DAMNIT!

it does sound like you're talking about my relatives though.