Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Aggressive-Aggressive

What's real, folks? It's ya man, Knockout trying to put out office fires and shit. Clerical staff is up in arms 'cuz my boss put up surveillance cameras in the office. Only at the two reception desks. Why the fuck he'd waste money in a tight budget to do something a quick walk-through could accomplish is beyond me. What the fuck are they stealing, thumb tacks? I've worked in some sheisty ass offices before. This place is squeaky fuckin' clean in comparision. Morale is low and this bastard creates a personnel issue, my area of responsibility. Thanks, cracka!

This type of sneaky shit is his M.O. He is a passive-aggressive, "I'll get ya back on the low" type cat. Passive-aggressiveness is a hoe-assed trait. Personally, I'd like a muthafucka to know: "I don't like you and if you come around, I'm bringing the heat." My favorite non-sexual phrase in the world is "Maaan, fuck you!" My favorite phrase being "I can't hold it anymore!" There is something to be said about a cat that will tell you what he's about to do and he does it.

Sorta like "I'll come to your crib (or workplace) in Southfield and grab you by the throat if you ever put my business out in the street again." And following it up with something like "You can hit me up at the dabigplanet@hotmail.com if you wanna get grimy." Now, I'm not saying I'm a tough guy, but I can't be mistaken for passive-aggressive. I'm actually aggressive.

I have a disdain for anyone who has a problem with me to back door that shit and not settle it face to face. That's the type of cat my boss is, a coward with juice. You gotta watch them cats. They're everywhere.

Stay Focused,
KZ

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey......I'm passive aggressive at times, until I black out........

Knockout Zed said...

@Insanelysane
That's perfectly alright for you to be p-a, blackouts and all. I just don't think it's a very manly way to conduct oneself.

KZ

Blah Blah Blah said...

...aaaa....damn Zeddy.....

HE really done pissed you off...and I ain't thinking it's yo boss-man............

damn that stung...and it's not even intended for me!

Insaneblackwoman said...

"A coward with juice"... that is some scary shit there, Zed. And I agree; you gotta watch mofos like that. Because then they'll try to get some one else to do their dirty work, too! I know a bitch at the job just like your boss. Her name is The Mean One (I may have blogged once or twice about her funky ass). They too scary to squabble face to face, so they sneak around and do they dirty shit to 'ya. As for them cameras; I'd turn around, pull my pants down, bend over, and spread it wide for they asses. Just straight moon the shit out their asses! LOL.

sj-the-infamous said...

I had a passive-agressive VP once. HATED THAT SHIT! But I do think those types rise to the top; people don't know they gettting fucked over until it's too late, and the passive-agressive muthaflucka is running shit. When you catch yourself making excuses for that shit, instead of calling the boss on it, you need to move the fluck on....

Disco said...

"Sorta like "I'll come to your crib (or workplace) in Southfield and grab you by the throat if you ever put my business out in the street again." And following it up with something like "You can hit me up at the dabigplanet@hotmail.com if you wanna get grimy." Now, I'm not saying I'm a tough guy, but I can't be mistaken for passive-aggressive. I'm actually aggressive.

uh...... i don't think he got the memo, and I AIN'T talking about your boss......

hmmmm........

Disco said...

Oh and FOR the record.....you know I ABSOLUTELY HATE passive-agressive-weasel-assed, half-ball-having bitches AAND Africans! It is disgusting. And I mean fro the passive-agressive drivers, to jack-assed-backdoor-ass-kissers (like my boss) that I deal with daily as well....

the struggle continues......

*heavy sigh*

The_Practitioner said...

"Sorta like "I'll come to your crib (or workplace) in Southfield and grab you by the throat if you ever put my business out in the street again."

Funny but pretty heavy stuff. I hope I never run into that guy, he sounds like a dick.

But on another less psychotic note (lol) Peace be unto to you brother Afrikan.

Holla

Chubby Chocolate said...

Know what you're experiencing...The worse are the passive aggressive bastards who smile in your face right after they've sabotaged your shit. Very commonplace in the workplace.