Tuesday, November 07, 2006

The MeMe by Me For Me

1. Favorite Water - ice
2. Favorite Foot - the left, my sex foot.
3. Weirdest relative - Randy (R.I.P)
4. Vastest Wasteland - Idaho/Utah (tie)
5. Wackest Lyric - "Scooby Doo, whoopie doo/Scenario's ready yo, rates more than four"
6. Golden Time Of Day - 11:00 pm
7. Best Ape - Cornelius
8. Favorite Parent - That one, you know the one, with the advice and whatnot
9. Sleaziest Tactic - Omission
10. Most Inappropriately Named Thanksgiving Accoutrement - cranberry sauce
11. Best Whatsaname - Uh, ol' boy. From around the way. You know, from the spot.
12. Favorite Website Password - sweetdetpussy
13. Favorite Crayon to Have my Nephew Ask For - Bwown/Gway (tie)
14. Most Bestest Pornography - http://www.plumprumps.com
15. Coolest Sibling - That one, with the kids and stuff.
16. Favorite Dolemite Movie - The Human Tornado
17. Most Coveted Chick, 1983 - Charron
18. Most Dangerous Place for People Allergic to Horses - Belmont, NY/Flavor of Love set (tie)
19. Greatest Alias - Hugh Jorgan
20. Darkest Bodypart - right asscheek



nikki said...

i'm first? this can't be!

anyway, how come your one asscheek is darker than the other? do you tan sideways or something?

Knockout Zed said...

I can't explain it. I'm two toned and blotchy. I think my right side has more soul than my left.


1969 said...

I knew something wasn't right with Cranberry Sauce...

Your right asscheek has soul huh?

BZ said...


Knockout Zed said...

Yeah, cranberry sauce be trippin'.

Admit it, you like it.


Rashan Jamal said...

wackest lyric?

I rap better than one I rap better than all/I even rap better than alluminum foil

spit at me in 10th grade by this dude named BOLO when we were battling at summer school.

Anonymous said...

Oh honey, only you can post something this strangely random and it actually be funny...lol

Anonymous said...

What the hell is a "sex foot"?

@TCas -- why do you still remember that wack lyric from 10th grade?

Knockout Zed said...

That was some poetic license that dude took, rhyming "all" and "foil"

You still fightin' em off over in your neck of the woods?

You gotta get out more, let the big, bad man school you a taste.

I understand completely why Cas remembers that bullshit! It's actually unforgetable. Maybe that dude won the battle after all.


Miz JJ said...

#6: For me that would be 7:00PM or as like to call it wine drinking time.
#15: The one that doesn't owe me money.
Lol @ your right side having more soul.

Blah Blah Blah said...

Huge Organ?...........your a goof ball!

aquababie said...

i have a sex leg! but i won't tell you which one. LOL and i am laughing at your speckled booty! that's wild.

Knockout Zed said...

That's too early to enjoy "binocular time".

My siblings owe me everything. I gotta pick one.

You're the only one, Bloopty! Nasty!


BZ said...

Wait, worst rap lyric?

"Shake that laffy taffy"

Angel said...

i have a "love toe..." one asscheek darker? which one? can i see it if i ask nicely? please? please? please?m ;-P

Knockout Zed said...

That's damn horrible. But "Scooby Doo, whoopie doo"?

You don't wanna see it unless you've been properly sedated (i.e. plied with cheap drinks intravaneously)


Little Brown Girl said...

I know I am hella late but this was hilarious. I've always wondered about Cranberry Sauce LOL!! Zed the way your mind works is amazing!

Robert L. Mack said...

worst rap lyric?

project pat I think

"I'm hungry for cheese like a hungry hungry hippo"...

either that or that dude on the "wanna be a baller song" when he said

Switched from Motorola to a PrimeCo phone"

Knockout Zed said...

That "hungry hungry hippo" line is pretty damn bad! I gotta give you that. But "Scooby Doo, whoopty doo"? C'mon!