I've Been Tagged...Once Again

for the first time in 86 million years. It's been awhile, but I think I can muster up the strength do this meme. This is how it's going down.

Rules:

1. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
2. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
4. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
5. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.


I never thought I was this boring, but here it is. You have officially entered the TMI zone:

1. I have an insane sex drive. I need to buss off at least 3 times each and every day. By hook or by crook (though hooks are pretty painful). I'm 36, and it's gone down drastically. In my early 20s, it was 8 times a day. Late 20s-early 30s, 5 times a day. Three times a day seems pretty prudish to me, but I'm told it's still pretty high.

2. I'm highly, aggravatingly competitive, about any and everything. So much so that it's gone into another insane realm. I have to act like I don't care about the competition or the outcome to keep me from hyperventilating or choking the person I'm in competition with. Most people think I'm totally non-competitive, when in reality I'm always in battle mode.

3. As much as I like to read, I'm a gotdamn vegetable in front of the TV. It doesn't matter what's on. From "England's Tastiest Scones" to "America's Shittiest Diapers", I'm there.

4. Poetry angers and sickens me.

5. If I could do one thing without consequence, it would be something as benign as smoke weed daily. I just have not been able to relax in long time and I think I'm due. I never was a weed head, I just remember it being a much better high than drinking.

6. My number one talent remains the ability to make people feel comfortable around me, even though I hate everybody.

7. Just a couple of weeks ago I genuinely felt like I was going through the best period of my entire life.

8. If I could, I'd be in elected office. I don't have the squeaky clean background or the desire to deceive large tracts of people, but if I did, I'd be a perennial candidate.

I don't know who reads this shit anymore anyway, but I tag these bloggers:
Supa
Chele
Sixy
Newy
Miz JJ
DL
Chubby Chocolate
Aqua

Peace