Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Spitzer Folly

Everybody with a dick knows that Elliott Spitzer did not pay for pussy. Let me repeat this again. ELLIOTT SPITZER DID NOT PAY FOR PUSSY.

Any half way decent muthafucka can slip and fall into pussy. You don't have to be handsome, smart or rich to get pussy. You might have to be one of those things to get "quality" pussy, but trust me when I say no one has to pay for pussy.

Spitzer paid to get fucked the way he likes to get fucked, then not have to cuddle, talk about drapery patterns, and get asked when he's gonna take her out on the town. The old adage is true: you don't pay for pussy, you pay to walk away when you're done.

The hypocrisy angle is the one that'll get the most play. I fucking hate hypocrites, so he should rightfully get slammed on that. Crusade against prostitution rings and get caught patronizing one? Yeah, fuck you buddy. Fight hard against gay rights and get caught playing "Cock, Cock, Goose" in a men's restroom? Fuck you! We hear hypocrisy every day and never call muthafuckas on it. Closeted Pastors and ministers of music co-signing anti-gay propaganda in church, flag waving Presidents extolling the virtues of freedom while taking a piece of ours every day, cheating assed husbands driving around in cars with bumper stickers that say "I Love My Wife", we let that shit slide every day.


Truth be told, if he gets his ass ousted on hypocrisy alone, I don't have a problem with it. Just don't pull that bullshit about moral leadership. As long as that muthafucka paid for that shit with his own loot, that puts him one up on fucking Kwame Kilpatrick.

Peace,
KZ

12 comments:

onefromphilly said...

Prostitution is illegal in NY, and DC. If had had been in NV then at least they couldn't get his azz on the illegal aspect, and maybe this wouldn't take him down. His fault, he was the AG he should have know better.

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

for some reason all of this just reminds me of what a sexually repressed country we live in. How and why are people still surprised with elected officials get caught with their dick.

The don't call Prostitution the Oldest Business for nothing. You don't hear about hoes standing in the free cheese line, or needing FEMA to bail them out either. Why? Cuz hoes get paid. Even a $5 hoe wants her $5.

The dude wanted the hoes to himself, is that so bad?

I would like to know what he was really caused to leave his post for, cuz I don't think it was hoe hopping!

Anonymous said...

HEAR! HEAR!

Blah Blah Blah said...

I'mma google that bumper sticker and buy one for the Altima after October 18th...Matter of fact...two...for the front and back bumper!

:)

1969 said...

I agree. My problem is not the moral issue. That's between him and his wife. If he spent his own $80K on his recreational activities..that's fine.

However, don't act holier than thou and above reproach and then commit the very crime you are against. Like you said...the worst crime is hypocrisy.

Zed...you never mentioned that Mrs. Kilpatrick beat some hoes with a baseball bat at the Mayor's private stripper party? What's up?

Mr.Slish said...

Leav spitzer alone...I SMELL SET UP..No way they just gonna pull that shit of nowhere and hang this fool...They wanted him out...

aquababie said...

i agree with 1969. his ass is in a sling because he is such a hard ass and hyprocrite. he busts prostitutes, but loves to bust in prostitutes. LOL

Monie said...

I'm with you. And cracking up at "cock cock goose"!

Poetry said...

Damn, over 4G's(per visit) to get fucked the way you want to get fucked. That's gotta hurt! LOL. Two consenting adults doing something that most humans do(or at least want to do)should ALWAYS be legal. It's been said we usually fight against our own biggest demons, perhaps that's why he fought against whoring. I hope his wife gets paid though. I mean shit you can't buy coochie and NOT get caught? What the hell is wrong with this man? I hope he got tied up and spanked or whatever he was looking for. Just goes the show the pursuit of pussy can really ruin shit.

ChezNiki said...

The Fed looking at him for ordering his Ho to Go across state lines (bringing her from NYC to DC). And who knows whether he used his own money or not. He created a whole shell corporation to pay for the long distance knookie! The money is what got the Feds looking at him initially, what led them to the Empire Club.

When will these men learn. When you cheat USE CASH!

But the real tragedy is the effect on his FOUR teenaged daughters who are not much younger than the Amtrak A$$ he bought ("Kristen" is only 22 years old).

New York State shouldve always had a Black Governor. Too bad it had to happen this way. David Patterson, the legally blind Lt Governor from Harlem, will be New York Governor David Patterson come Monday.
Wow!

proacTiff said...

you are brilliant and you do the shit with few words. *end of pulling jock strap*

this shit will go into the blog classic line of fame: "Cock, Cock, Goose"

Genious.

Aly Cat 121 said...

*chuckle*