Friday, March 28, 2008

Help Me

What the fuck do you do when your job is dragging you down? Do you quit, change jobs and start over from scratch in the same TYPE of job? Do you change careers totally and start at the bottom of a new career path? Do you shrivel up like a raisin in the sun?

I'm looking forward to finding a new job, with more juice and more money, but fuck, it'll still be the same type of job with the same type of problems and less familiarity. The truth is I don't want another job, ever. I don't want to have to work for somebody. I don't want to have to work for myself. I'd like work to be for me like leisure is for me currently, hard to fucking come by.

I've come to the conclusion that If I were to make a Venn diagram of my life, happiness and work would never overlap, though happiness and pussy overlap and in the past work and pussy have overlapped. But happiness and work? Not even close.

I'd look into vagrancy if you didn't have to go without bathing and you didn't actually talk to people, asking them for money and whatnot. I gives a fuck about this place or the next place I work.

I need loot, free and independent of effort.

Peace,
KZ

9 comments:

1969 said...

You said Venn Diagram. That officially makes you my homie for life. That and your love of Tribe and Blade Runner. NERDS UNITE.

When you figure out the secret to living well without working....holla.

Bananas said...

Ya know, pussy and work can be come together - (eh-ah, yeah) - if ya have a job out in the San Fernando Valley shooting porn.

Hey, I'm just trying to help you with the universal set on you Venn diagram there.

proacTiff said...

Ask TAD if it's okay for me to luv u 2? Cause truly you are a man after my (own) heart. Luckily you can't be like me, up and quit the bitch. Vagrancy when you are the sole provider is not a good- smelling-look. Maybe try it out for size when TAD becomes the missus. LOL That surely will get you a "Bitchassness" t-shirt from Sean Jean, est. 2008. My husband admits that he hates that I can (somewhat) freely quit my job in search of myself as it relates to a new career, especially since he would love to be able to do the same. Glad to see you're a tough cookie sticking it out. Keep posting for help. Hell, post this bitch on your local Craigslist. Sometimes 'same-ole-same-ole' does not bring about happiness. What's better than pussy? New pussy...

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

whatever you do, never ever ever give up. if a snot nosed teenager can become the youngest billionaire in the world by creating a website called Facebook...literally anything can happen.

I have an idea, finish that novel..just for kicks!

Blah Blah Blah said...

heeheehee...was just watching FamilyGuy the other day and saw the novel episode...AJ made me think of that again.

So...now that I am officially unemployed...I can see what I can do to get some money for rent with little to no effort. Let's see if I can pull it off. If I can find a way to get rent and bills paid without a job...I'll hip you to the technique.

However, I don't think I am going to lke this non-working thing. I needs to work to make me feel like I am contributing...to something.

chele said...

Whew ... I thought I was the only one that felt this way. I recently realized that if it was supposed to make me happy, it wouldn't be called work.

onefromphilly said...

Right now, I work for the paycheck ONLY! So at least once every two weeks the Venn Diagram shows the overlap.

Good luck on finding "free and independent of effort--loot" or a new job. Whichever is first.

BZ said...

I am so grateful for this blog. I can count on you to make me dribble my drink from laughter. I'm sorry work sucks. I'm glad for the situation requiring you to seek a new gig, though. Good luck!

UltraMag said...

I financially prepared over the course of a year, on some 'I may have to quit this bitch if they screw me over on my raise next year,' and I'm glad that I did, because I now am a woman of lesiure...for now, lol...

In whatever you decide, remember that amazing things happen when you go out on a limb in search of your own happiness/fulfillment. *hint hint - novel* lol