Tuesday, March 13, 2007

The Cop Out

I guess a good thing has occurred. I have "blogger's block", but I've been writing like mad offline. So I guess that's a good thing. I really don't have much to talk about and the stuff I would talk about will bore anyone reading who's not involved. Usually this is where I put in a "pet peeve" or as I like to call them "pet piss" blog, where I talk about shit that irritates me. I'm not that irritated, though. My life isn't perfect, but I feel great. I can't really complain.

This, my friends, is where I get to cop out. I've got as few readers as I've had since I started, so this is a good place to do this, nice and under the radar. There won't be too much pressure, so I'll let you have at it. I'll allow three questions from each commenter that I will answer honestly and completely. Maybe you've read enough (or even know me well enough) that you won't have anything to ask. But don't say I've never given you the opportunity. Ask away and be gentle.

Be Easy,
KZ

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you're feeling so good. I can't really think of anything I want to ask ... not that I don't care ... I just prefer the mystery.

Gemini Girl aka GG said...

okay..

1. What is your biggest fear?
2. Are u gonna marry T.A.D??
3> Ever have a 3-some??
2 guys and girl or
u and 2 girls or both???

Knockout Zed said...

@Chele
Cool. That works for me. LOL

@GG
1. That I stole the cookie from the cookie jar, whilst sleepwalking. Acutally it's public speaking, which I have to do almost daily. You'd think I'd be used to it by now.

2. God willing, that's my plan.

3. Are you just trying to get me in trouble? Yes, I've had "the bad" kind of 3 some, what's referred to in the "D" as The Bustos.

KZ

Anonymous said...

RIGHT NOW YOU SEEM PRETTY HAPPY, ARE YOU/WILL YOU EVER BE HAPPY?

Knockout Zed said...

@Anon
You wanna know something funny? I was watching (of all things) the Andrew Dice Clay reality show on VH1 the other day. His mentor said something that I'm taking to heart right now. He said "Stop looking for happiness, it doesn't exist. Just enjoy happy moments". That's where I am, enjoying this happy moment.

KZ

BKBajan said...

I wish your happy moments continues for many, many days, I won't say weeks, years cuz you won't allow the happy feelings to last that long.
I wish the answer is yes, when the question is asked.
I wish you a great book.

No questions, just 3 wishes for you.

1969 said...

Has blogging about anyone ever come back to haunt you?

Do you want to have children one day?

What is your favorite meal?

Anonymous said...

Has that itching that you had a couple of weeks ago stopped?

Knockout Zed said...

@OSB
Thank you! I appreciate your wishes.

@Sixy
Oh hell yeah. TAD asks me about all kinds of stuff. Makes me wish I had been a little less forthcoming. Nobody I've ever blogged about has found out to this point, though, so it hasn't haunted me directly.

I wanna have four shorties, even though I'm getting long in the tooth.

I love lasagna, just like another fat cat I know, Garfield.

@Anon
It did for a moment, now it's back with a fury. It spread to my taint

KZ

Miz JJ said...

Good to hear things are going well for you.

1) What's your favorite blog that you read?
2) What is a complete deal breaker for you in a relationship.
3) Where the hell is SA? My American geography is not so hot.

Lol @ you and the bad threesome.

onefromphilly said...

Wow, I was shocked at your 2nd answer to Gemini!!! :-)

Anyway.....
Career wise, where would you like to be in 10 years (job and location)?

If money was no object, what's the most extravagant thing you'd buy?

What female celebrity could "get it"? The one who excites you just looking at her?

The Brown Blogger said...

Whaddup Kid...

Still here, observing from afar (meaning Texas... I had to)

I got a few that won't hurt:

Have you locked it in yet or is there one big move left in ya?

Do you really think 'IT' will happen before we hit 40?

It's time brother (either diversify or use it for storage), when's the closing date?

Knockout Zed said...

@Miz JJ
Quite frankly, I don't read much anymore. My dog, Slish, is gone. I really like the emotionally raw stuff that Beauty goes through.

The deal breaker is stupidity. And herpes. And kids. LOL!

Alright you know where Michigan is? Right below the Great White North. I live on the west side of the state of Michigan. I've already told you too much.

@OneFrom
In 10 years after all my experience through the ranks of government, I hope to be a successful housing developer, working for myself.

I'm bad at this kind of speculation because I'm very non-materialistic. But to tell you the truth, it would likely be a top of the line big bodied BMW.

This will be a very unpopular answer, I guarantee you. Not very many celebrity chicks "do it" for me, but I have to admit it, so here it goes: Leah Remini from The King Of Queens. Yeah, I know. I wish the answer was different too. But it is what it is.

KZ

Knockout Zed said...

@Hassan
My man! Good to see you!

Alright, here goes:

I got one more big move in me, this I know.

Not really, but I think we gotta stop looking at 40 as an end date. It's just another age. It'll happen.

December 31, 2007. Count on it.

KZ

Little Brown Girl said...

1) Am I going to get an invite this here wedding?

2) What do you think is your worst character trait?

3) Since we all know we're going to die, how would you like to go?

This love thing looks fantastic on you Zeddie, I can't even front. I sense how good all this is making you feel...thats really good shyt right there! I am happy that your happy because I can't think of anyone more deserving!! Your a great dude! Best wishes with love and that awesome book your working on!

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

i have no questions but this is really interesting to read!

Knockout Zed said...

@RD
This is soooo premature and speculative. She's not even my girlfriend! But, in the event that we get that far, yes, you would be invited.

Self loathing. Not believing I'm worthy of the best but at the same time getting upset if any else implies I don't deserve the best. There's some arrogance mixed in there along with lots of second guessing myself.

I'd like to go watching my grandchildren doing something (or accepting accolades) that changes the world for the better. Hopefully in the least painful way possible.

KZ

Beana said...

I dont have any questions. I'm nosey enough to read your blog but not nosey enough to ask questions lol.

Although I have enjoyed the questions/answers thus far.

oh wait..I do have a couple of questions in general since I just started readin ya...

1. Was there a defining moment that let u know TAD was the one? if so what was it

2. If someone asked you "what does she do for you" what would your response be?

3. Why did you start blogging in the first place?

Anonymous said...

The last time I responded to one of these "ask me anything" sh*t, the guy who posted it threw a hairy conniption fit after I asked my questions. I simply asked three questions I wanted the answers to. He says he was offended; but I suspect that he was actually frightened...

...so to avoid all that drama, and to make sure that I dont lose your blogger friendship (you know, while youre still single), I will ask only one, very safe, question:

"Did you witness the Michigan Meteor? They showed it on the news here last night and I thought, "I have to ask Zed if he saw that"...Or was that just you and TAD rubbing noses?"
:-p

Best of luck!

1969 said...

Who are you voting for in the next Presidential election?

Tupac or Biggie?

What are your "fraternity" colors? LOL

aquababie said...

i have no questions for you...right now! i gotta marinate on this for a minute :)

Knockout Zed said...

@J
There was no defining moment. Like I keep saying, I'm not in love. But what I would like to say is I think that her disposition and her Yin to my Yang fits. She is who I am not and that works. We are similar in dissimilar ways, if that makes any sense. I just think it would work well in the context of a marriage.

I feel like I make her life better, so in a sense, she makes me feel necessary. That's what she does for me.

I started blogging as a repository for all the shit I think but couldn't really say in real life. It was actually supposed to be a place where when I had a character that I was writing, and I wanted him to express a feeling, I could go back to my blog and find a place where I felt that way too. Then I could write drawing from that experience.

@Chezniki
Niki, Niki, Niki. *sigh*
I left it open so that you could ask anything. I was ready to answer anything. But...no, I didn't see the Michigan Meteor and no, I wasn't with TAD when it came through.

@Sixy
Probably Ralph Nader. Seriously. I'm pretty disillusioned with the major political parties.

When they were both alive, neither. Now? Big.

Uh, they consist of a darker color offset by a lighter color. LOL

@Aqua
OK, I'll wait.

KZ

1969 said...

Uh, they consist of a darker color offset by a lighter color. LOL

^ You know you are a nut right? LOL

Anonymous said...

Okay so,
Is anyone else mad that "taint" has an entry in Wikipedia?

:-o

Knockout Zed said...

@Sixy
I think one of the greek letters in the name starts with a "P" if that helps. LOL!

@Niki
Taint, the great separator!

@CaliKim
She's not ready. It's the only reason I can't claim her. It's her not me.

It would have to be demonstrated unequivocally that she was ready for it. I don't know how it would be demonstrated exactly, but I'd know it when I saw it.

KZ

1969 said...

Thanks Zeddie...that narrowed it down for me. Hmmm...give me the last name of one of your Founders?
(Is that discreet enough?)You know I'm persistent.

Knockout Zed said...

@Sixy
You live in Philly, right?

KZ

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

i was gonna ask you some questions but i think everyone covered it for me..well not really but my questions would just be a pain in your arse!

is it spring yet?

I heard that some museum in Satan's Anus just got $19 Million dollars..were you apart of that?

1969 said...

I do live in Philly. If that's a refence, I got it.

Knockout Zed said...

@Miss Ahmad
Alas, it is not yet spring. Though it hit seventy yesterday.

Nope, I only deal with land, not money.

@Sixy
I'm glad you got it with me putting it out there. LOL

Little Brown Girl said...

*going to the mall this evening to pick out four outfits*

One for each season so I can be prepared no matter what :-) Oh and you not in love...u sure? Cause ummmmmm the way it's looking you certainly appear to be LOL!!

1969 asked good questions. I especially like the one about your frats colors HA! You so silly...

Anonymous said...

What is your best and worst childhood memory?

Knockout Zed said...

@RD
Be ready, even if it's years from now with a different woman! LOL

@Simply
My best childhood memory is me and my siblings dancing in the living room trying to show my parents the latest dances.

My worst? When I found out my best friend accidentally killed himself.

KZ

Disco said...

here's my question (heeh heh)

1. runyons do you want (combo of runts and younguns)? How many does TAD want (hmmm...I need to ask her butt too...note to self...)

2. How many porno tapes DO you have and can I get at least half of the ones you have watched at least 30 times? LOL

3. How can one stop dancing with the devil?

word.

Knockout Zed said...

@Robyn
1) I want four seeds, TAD wants two and only two.

2) I got 80 vhs tapes (avg. 4 movies on each tape) and about 30 DVDs. I'll never break up "the family".

3) One must shoot the devil in the foot, so he can no longer dance.

KZ

Anonymous said...

Don't you dare tell me I missed my opportunity! I'ma slide my questions in there anyway...lol

Is there any one moment from your past that you wish you could "do over"?

Should you decide to leave SA, where would you want to go?

And OMG, you mean to tell me you think my drama is interesting! Oh sweetie, we gotta get you more of a life...lol

Knockout Zed said...

@Beauty
I got a chick pregnant when I was 21. Needless to say she didn't have the baby. I wish I coulda took that back.

East. Definitely east. Metropolis after metropolis.

Anybody that has real interaction with other humans is pretty damn interesting.

KZ

DivineLavender said...

Zed..here goes..

1. Why are you covering your lips in your picture?


2. Is your cum thick, white and creamy, if not, please describe in vivid detail.



3. Why don't you comment on my shit?



4. What is the first thing you do when you log onto the internet?



5. Do you think R. Kelly really pissed on that girl?


6. Why didn't she move out of the way?

Knockout Zed said...

@DL
1. My lips were causing some women some problems, so I covered them.

2. You got it. That's the best description right there.

3. I can't go to your page when I'm at work (nasty!) and I always forget when I'm at home. I'll do better.

4. Read the Detroit Free Press. Everytime.

5. Hell yes. I think she deserved it, though.

6. Because she knew she deserved it. LOL

KZ

DivineLavender said...

Pappi Zedner,

I HEART You!

Yessir, I am nasty. I try and succeed!