I'm on some "Fuck the Clintons" shit. Fuck 'em both. Fuck 'em often. Right in the asshole. They let me go from completely neutral (All politicians are scum. Yes, even your boy.) to a rage-a-holic every time of think of this bullshit they keep trying to pull. I'm done with every dub running for any office on any level. It reminds of of that skit from Ice Cube's CD ("Here's what they think of you...")
Ay, is it wrong to go through a woman's hamper, steal her underwear and sniff them while masterbating even after you've given her an engagement ring? It's just a hypothetical question.
I'm in the midst of packing my shit. I've been on a month to month basis for about 6 months now, waiting to muthafucking GO as soon as I find another gig. So my apartment complex decided to extort me. I either sign a lease or my month to month rent gets raised by $140. If I sign a lease and have to leave before it's over, I owe THE REMAINDER OF THE LEASE. These bastards are crazy. So, I'm fucking packing. I'm literally moving across the street. In the middle of winter.
That's all,
KZ
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WOW at the panty sniffing=gushy misting equation.... what is it with men and their need/desire/want to steal panties? i know for a fact that there are PLENTY of women who wouldn't mind "letting a brotha hold sumthin" if masturbation was indeed the purpose... or maybe that's just the type of women i know... :-/
You are strange but so is everyone else.
Good Luck with the move.
As for the Clintons, it seems as though folks are now either hating them for their rotten tactics or loving them because it the tactics worked.
At least you have something significant to sniff. Not washing your hand because homey don't hardly wear drawls is kinda hard to keep doing. I'm packing too. Got'a move. Our landlord/investor who lives in MI is in foreclosure on our place here in FL. Mufukka get cause we were "Tenancy at Sufferance" after our first year lease, for a few months until he railroaded us into signing another lease. Serves him right. I hated having to sign that 2yr lease he graciously offered (with the promise of slight rent reduction) when I don't know where a new gig might take me. I'm lookin all over. It must be a good sign because we only made it a third of the way through said 24 month lease. Keep the faith, stay warm and wash the foam of your damn hands when you finish.
No words worth wasting on "Billary bitches!"
I am hating Bilary too.
If you have given her a ring, you can now just ask for the panties instead of stealing them from the hamper.
yeah...you gotta move closer to the future Mrs. quick cause you have now resorted to panty sniffing... lol yeah Bill and hillary trying to play it like "we getting him back in the white house like the good ol' days" yeah right...the other thing is...folks better do some research...hillary comes from a LONG line of republicans so don't think she is truly on the downtrodden's side. Go look at her voting record...She is not my choice.
bilary = YUCK!
as for the panty sniffing...LMAO! at least you admit the shit!
As long as you give the panties back, I think it's ok.
I hate moving. Ive been packed for months now, and I don't even know where I'm going.
Hillary who?
I hate moving also. Moving across the street won't be that bad, even in winter. It's just the large items that might pose a problem.
You keep surprising me----panty sniffer-----
If you are using said panties while masterbating...then wash them shits before exchanging them for the next pair.
I gives my panties away...for a price.
I hope all black people see what the hell is going on...so they can stop saying that mutheffa is a black man. "Closest president we've had that was black." I've always hated that.
I agree with you about the Clintons. I do still like Bill over Bush however.
"Ay, is it wrong to go through a woman's hamper, steal her underwear and sniff them while masterbating even after you've given her an engagement ring? It's just a hypothetical question."
LMAOF that's the funniest shit i heard all day!!!..lol..My lady doesn't understand why I still do that...
man, FUCK the clintons. i've been waiting for black folk to recognize them for what they are.
lmao@the apartment complex trying to gank you. FUCK THEM TOO.
good lawd dude...masturbating to the smell in her panties? if that ain't love, at the very least it's insanity.
it is only wrong to steal the panties if you don't give them back.
Shit sucks on the move though.
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