This ungodly snow. This lake that people are so fond of is making my life unbearable. Lake effect snow? For real? There is no stopping. It's been snowing, intermittently heavy and light, since Saturday.
The sky is gray. Always. The sun only comes out when it's on its way down.
It's dark every morning as I drive to work and every evening as I drive home. And it keeps on snowing.
Every day at work a new staff person wants to re-negotiate his salary. If this was Detroit, I'd tell 'em they make what they make and if they don't like it, leave. But it's Satan's Anus. They are a softer people. You gotta Splenda-coat your "fuck you"s.
Today is still better than yesterday. And tomorrow will be even better.
Now if I could just hear from some prospective employers.