Friday, April 25, 2008

Sin City

As luck would have it, me and TAD are both going to Las Vegas tomorrow. We're both going for work reasons, me for a conference and she for training. So we get a vacation on each of our company's dimes. Nice timing, I say.

Sidenote: To AJ and BBB, I'm taking Flat Randy to Vegas. I don't know if I'm taking pictures, because what happens there stays there.

TAD is returning on Wednesday and I'll be there until Thursday, so you know what that means. Gambling in a tux, strippers, hookers, and coke on Wednesday night!!! Whoooo-hoooo!!!

Anyway, it's good to have a week off going someplace I've never been, even though I'll be in sessions all day e'rr day. It's good to be with TAD for an extended period of time too. Maybe I'll even get a change to partake in some hedonistic nakedness. Only time will tell.

I'll likely blog from the spot and give you my impressions of what's what.

Man, I really need this!



proacTiff said...

Can I be Flat Randy's substitute? I sucked at my time with him. I promise not to tell about all the illicit sex I'm sure you two will be having. Sigh. Do you know that sex and making love are of the same thread, while fucking is totally different? I hope you get to fuck...

*and I'm first beotch*

onefromphilly said...

Enjoy the Hell out of Vegas. Or the Hell in Vegas, whichever is appropriate.

Knockout Zed said...

If you bring gambling money, you'd definitely be more of an asset than Flat Randy, so hell yeah, you could come!

I hope I get to fuck in the fountain at the Bellagio!


Knockout Zed said...

I hope I do. In between dumb assed conference shit and the ungodly heat, I hope I find it enjoyable.


A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

Wife her up at the White Chapel, I'll come down and be your witness, I'm just an hour flight away!

Eat breakfast at the Wynn buffet it's simply amazing.

Damn damn damn I was meant to be there this weekend too...ya'll have fun but if you decide to get me!

Bananas said...


My the force be with you Young Skywalker.

Hey, and work the "upgrade" angle with the hotel desk clerk. You'd be surprised what they will give up in Vegas.

Chubby Chocolate said...

You know what I'll say...Hit the buffets (wynn has a good one) and use jimmy's! For some strange reason sex is much raunchier in Vegas...something in the air.

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Dang. I am kinda jealous.

Organized Noise said...

Everytime I hear the word "Vegas" a smile comes to my face . . . the memories are priceless. Have fun.

1969 said...

A little Vegas will do you a world of good. A little Tad in Vegas? I'm thinking, even better.

Have Fun!!!

Monie said...

That's tight! Have fun!!!

I was just there last weekend. Maybe you'll see Mike Tyson's fat ass in a woman's clothing store like I did.

Blah Blah Blah said...

I want pics of FR...'cause I think he is still packed away in boxes and not being unpacked until you and Tad get your first house.

You ain't foolin' no one buddy!!