Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Things You Need To Know But Nobody Will Tell You

  • People resent the fuck out of you because of guilt. You just being around is a constant reminder of their inadequacy. There is no form of imitation or ingratiation that you can perform to make them forget that you are unalike and therefore you are inferior.
  • Sex in and of itself is just OK. You should to understand how the things you do affect the other person and what brings you the most pleasure. Pussy or dick is not inherently good. You should pay attention to your body and learn about your partner. Lying there and making yourself available is not enough. In other words, learn to fuck.
  • Boredom is a function of yourself. If you are constantly bored, you are constantly boring. Get interesting by any means necessary.
  • Stop asking questions you know the answer to. "Was that stupid?" "Should I fuck her?" "Is this too tight?" "Would you have lent him the money?"
  • Do not ever believe that someone has your best interest at heart for an unselfish reason. It all goes back to how they'll feel if they don't try to steer you in the right direction. So fuck 'em.
  • There is nothing more attractive than a person that lets it be known that they are completely secure in being off limits to you forever. One becomes irresistible.
  • You can have two dicks, one above the other, both 10+ inches and a billion dollars in the bank, tax free. You can have intellect, style, finesse, be rugged, adventurous, handsome and forever young. You can be tough and sensitive, come "off the top" with a flawless freestyle, sing like an angel, and play jazz, blues, rock, pop, and R&B on any instrument in the world. But you can always get your other half snatched by a toothless, half-witted, penniless idiot. Why? Because it's all about DIFFERENCE, not quality.
You muthafuckas be cool.

KZ

7 comments:

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Can't knock ya hustle today since you are so on point.

The Maven said...

Just to let you know Z...you came with some good shit here today.
I'm going to be pondering a few of these points for the rest of the week. Thanks!

Chubby Chocolate said...

PAH-REECH IT, Z!

You're right on about people having your best interest. I think we're all innately out for ourselves and could care less about other's interests, especially if there's no incentive.

Bananas said...

Some things just need to be said.

Great post.

ChezNiki said...

...additional info for the ladies:

Your butt will start to drop at twenty five.

Your chin hair will start to grow in at thirty-five.

You will be hornier than you have ever been in your whole life beginning age thirty-six, and you will want young hot men all the time...

...Oh? That's just me?

I disagree with that last one... unless the toothless dude is the ex-babydaddy... with an ELEVEN inch d*ck! LOL!

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

Not everyone knows what to do with two dicks one on top of each other...just for the record.

that's all i got!

proacTiff said...

you quoted, i'm sure by accident, a part of a rap quote that serves as my mantra.

"I'm confident like fuck em all, pull out my dick and ride it"...