Wednesday, March 29, 2006

I Need Answers, Dammit! Part II

O.K., the first part was a setup. I was working on an analogy that would help me to defend my position on something to a fellow blogger.

You see, the blogger in mind believes that I'm being hoodwinked by the young chick, Endo. This blogger is getting a kick out of my dealings with her. "She's playing you, son! She's not that innocent. She's playing a role with you. "

I asked her to stand in my shoes and she wasn't feeling me. The way y'all answered the question didn't help my argument at all. My argument was "How the fuck is she getting over on me when all I care about is the ass?" Endo's exhausting valuable energy if she's trying to play a role.

If she's giving me the ass, I win. Period. She could be feeling like she's getting over by acting inexperienced or even giving me the okey doke at the movies. But I'm fucking, and that's all I want.

My thing is if I want the pussy and she's giving me the pussy, why get upset about particulars? My fellow blogger didn't get it, y'all probably won't either. But I gave it a shot.

Thanks,
KZ

15 comments:

ChezNiki said...

HUH!!?!?

Knockout Zed said...

@Chez
Our friend at the other blog has been giving me grief. I'm defending my position which I thought should be pretty cut and dry.

KZ

Mr.Slish said...

I understand your position bruh. Why is it your getting played ??When the both of you are getting something out of it. Endo gets to go to nice places courtesy of Zed The Conquerer and Zed gets to tear up those sugar walls. Thats an even trade if ya ask me. Gotta give to get. No chick is giving the pussy to a nigga that thinks mcdonalds is 5 star rest. Zed don't listen to all that BLAH BLAH BLAH

The Barter System is still the best way to do business.

chele said...

I get it.

I don't get how she is supposedly playing you. What is she getting out of the deal? You're getting what you want ... so where is the 'getting played' come into the picture.

Honest said...

Well why didn't you say so in the first place?!?!

Hell in the scenario you described in this post everyone wins. You get Ass and she gets whatever it is she wants from you.

Win win.

Anonymous said...

*crickets*

Hyps said...

eerrrmm you are working AWFULLY hard just for a bit of ass. She stood you up and you are still trying to bang her? Wow - are you options limited? Because the way I see it you are expanding a lot of energy on just a bit of ass......

Knockout Zed said...

@Slish
I'm making it happen. Trust me!

@Chele
Thank you! Finally, someone gets it!

@Mack
Exactly! I haven't even really come out of pocket.

@Honest
Even you get me! I thought you would blast me.

@Hypo
You gotta go back and read this thing to get some context. In a normal situation, you'd be right. I'm in a place where the black MEN outnumber the black WOMEN 3 to 1. It's a small community, too!

Yeah, it's debatable on whether or not she stood me up. But I'm seeing her tonight. It's all R. Kelly and Biggie as far as I can tell.

KZ

Prophetess said...

All I'ma say is: My nig, anyTIME that trick wanna suck your dick, you go right ahead. I aint madatcha! Inexperienced or not, the thing is that she wanted to. If it was her first time, be glad that you were there to give her the first lesson.

That girl is NOT getting over on you - in no way. Besides, you giving up a little something "special", too, right?

Tell her little ass, "Hell yeah, you can suck my dick. No problem."

Now if she start making monetary innuendos, then we gone have a problem! LOL! You had me thinking this shit was about some juicy gossip and treachery and blackmail, and all that good shit. Man... I'ma whoop you, Zed.

I feel a Johnny Cochran rhetort coming on, but I can't think of a rhyme right quick... LOL

Court went alright today. Better than I expected and prayed. I'ma blog about it tonight. Just got to work...

Prophetess said...

Wait a minute.... WHO ran the porn site? You or her? Don't tell me the po' child is acting in pornos.

Is that how she's making her money? Or did you run the porn site? Or, are you doing something else questionable cause we all know your career title...

What the fuck is up, brother, because I can't seem to put two and two together. Something is not adding up... Is it you who have the problem with what she does for a living, but you wanna spend her money, or, does she have a problem with something your're doing or have done?

Goddamn! I am confu-sed!

Knockout Zed said...

@Insanity
Hey baby! Did you write about court yet? I'm glad it went well.

When I wrote it, it got kind of confusing. No one sells drugs or makes pornos!!! I was trying to get to the crux of the issue which is lying and whether or not it matters if you're getting what you want. No (real) money is involved at all.

Yeah, it was a convoluted assed way to make a point. The analogy didn't translate well.

KZ

Superstar Nic said...

I don't get how she is supposedly playing you either. When I first read that some one said you were being played, I thought that she must have been seeing someone else and telling you she wasn’t or something like.

To me if all you care about is getting the azz then the particulars really don’t matter anyway!

Knockout Zed said...

@N
Where ya been, Nic? I gotta go to your spot and check you out!

KZ

ChezNiki said...

Okay so, I understand the 'sit-che-a-chun' a little better now. I understand your point of view, namely a hit is a hit is a hit. However, I understand the other side too. Namely, if its too much trouble, then cut it off as soon as its not fun anymore. You do have options. (I can say after reading your following post) Life is hard, get head!
;-P

Anonymous said...

When I see you I'mma fuck you up! lol
I clearly was the only one that agreed with your silly ass on the last post when you fumbled on your analogy....I UNDERSTOOD!
...and yet, I WAS THE ONE YOU WERE TRYING TO PROVE THE POINT TO!

...you and I had this discussion...and what the other bloggers don't know is that YOU & I had a phone conversation and cleared this up!

Your hypotheticals stink...
Your still my boo...ya idiot!