That hot piece of good lovin' from L.A., Supa Sister, tagged the fuck outta me. I don't know how I'm gonna answer some of these questions since they don't really apply but I'll give it a shot.
The A,B,C's of ya man Knockout Zed
Accent - Midwestern, Michigan, Detroit, Eastside, Ghetto
Bra size - Whatever fits in my mitts
Chore I hate - Washing clothes (I usually just buy new underwear. Yes, it's triflin')
Dad's name -Jedediah
Essential make-up - Dick Gloss
Favorite perfume - I used to like to smell Samsara on a broad. I really don't know anymore.
Gold or Silver? - Cowrie shell
Hometown - Detroit, Michigan
Insomnia - Only when I don't beat off.
Job Title - Biggest African in the Anus
Kids - What have you heard?
Living Arrangement - Alone with my porno collection.
Mom's Birthplace - Florida
Number of Sexual Partners - If I told ya, you'd call me a liar.
Overnight Hospital Stays - One week in 1994. It was fucked up.
Phobia(s) - Heights (falling, really, shit)
Quote - He who seizes the right moment is the right man - Goethe
Religion - Football
Siblings - 1 brother, 2 sisters
Two I'm tagging - Who knows if they'll do it but Robyn & BK Babe
Unnatural hair colors I've worn - I am a HETEROSEXUAL MALE.
Vegetable I refuse to eat - Asshrooms
Worst habit - Masterbation and cussing. And masterbation
X-rays I've had - Dental, ankle, knee.
Yummy foods I make - Liquid baby. You should taste it sometime.
Zodiac sign - Sagittarius
I hope someone found this helpful. I tried, y'all.
Love,
KZ
12 comments:
See? Was that so bad? You did just fine...come read mine on March 11th.
@IBW
Damn I used to really love Samsara. It got ruined for me.
@Chez
It was a horrible experience. I gotta read yours
@Na$$ty Girl
I was referring to a particular BROAD wearing Samsara. That BROAD was my ex-wife. Am I allowed to call that bitch a BROAD?
I love reading your blog, I just can't read it at work. I gotta remember to check it out at home, hot mama.
KZ
DAYUM ! **shuffling off to complete this MEME**
When I was pregnant...my EX monster-in-law use to drench herself in Samsura...made me throw up. I have hated it ever since.
I see you dez tuokconk!
??deniarts erew lla'y neewteb sgniht thguohT
LOL
How was your furniture shopping last night?
You know i don't blog anymore, and U gotz da nerve to TAG ME!!!!
Lmao.
I do this lata today.
what a great quote!
and masturbating ain't a bad habit unless you're rubbing the skin off of your dick. you're not doing THAT are you???
@Robyn
You ain't got shit else to do but figure out which one of Wobbles' eyes is the good one!
@Booger
!ssakcaJ ,deniarts era llits yehT
@BB
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do!
@Nikki
The skin is still intact, luckily.
KZ
I had to stop at "dick gloss"
People are coming into my office, demanding to know wtf I'm laughing 'bout....
Be right back.
Meanwhile: VERY GOOD, Zeddie!
Okay. Done.
(and don't make me do this painstaking stuff again...)
"ASSHROOMS"
*sigh*
What I'ma do with you, Zeddie aka Biggest African in the Anus??
I LOVE IT
Dick Gloss????!!!!
Ewwww!
Yanno I threw this in the 360, ri???
UGHHHHHHHHHHH, WRITERS BLOCK!!!
*kicks rocks*
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