Hey peoples! If you've been reading this blog awhile you probably guessed that I didn't just shut Carmel down after that debacle on Sunday. We've been talking on the phone a little. She asked me out to lunch yesterday. Visuals are a muthafucka. She's like 5'2", petite, with a set of D cups. I am not a breast man, but DAMN! We talked at lunch and the discussion drifted to dudes and their underlying motives when stepping to a chick. "What's my motive?" I asked. "Well, you know about my recent divorce and my kids. I got a lot of baggage. So you probably just wanna fuck." It was like she was reading a white ping-pong ball with "B-14" on it, cuz in my head I shouted "Bingo!"
"Well, I do wanna fuck" I said matter of factly, "but it's cool if we could hang out. I don't know anybody here. I'm really just meeting as many people as I can. I'm used to having a big social circle. " All of which is true. So I laid my cards on the table, trying to make myself as unattractive a long term prospect as possible. Basically trying to save me from me.
She called me last night and asked if I knew where she could buy a "little toy". I laughed 'cuz I know this drill. My M.O. is to take a chick to the sex shop, tell her to pick out the one she wants, I buy it for her, and suck the clit while I'm inserting it into her. It's just my thing.
"Yeah I know a spot that I can put you up on." I'm still trying to stop the inevitable.
"Well, I do wanna fuck" I said matter of factly, "but it's cool if we could hang out. I don't know anybody here. I'm really just meeting as many people as I can. I'm used to having a big social circle. " All of which is true. So I laid my cards on the table, trying to make myself as unattractive a long term prospect as possible. Basically trying to save me from me.
She called me last night and asked if I knew where she could buy a "little toy". I laughed 'cuz I know this drill. My M.O. is to take a chick to the sex shop, tell her to pick out the one she wants, I buy it for her, and suck the clit while I'm inserting it into her. It's just my thing.
"Yeah I know a spot that I can put you up on." I'm still trying to stop the inevitable.
17 comments:
(flaggin my hands @ you:)
Oh just go on and give the girl sum... so we can resume our regulared scheduled whorin' program.
Thank You.
I meant "regularly."
LMAO! I had to laugh out loud at this one.
@BK Babe
I'm trying to be "good". Honestly!
@Honest
I'm struggling and you're laughing at me!
@IBW
Naw, she only has 3 kids. Her homegirl has 6. Listen to me, ONLY 3. That's e-fuckin-nuff.
KZ
@IBW
You're good, mama. It's actually been 12 years no weed, with one notable interruption: my wedding day in Jamaica.
KZ
LMFAO!
You 'aint gettin' out of this one. So go ahead & pick out that sex toy already.
Youse a mess Zeddie!!
C'mon ... you ain't really trying to stop nothing. Go 'head and do the do. She won't be happy until you do (neither will you for that matter). A little toy indeed!
now I have been studying religion the past 9 days and it's Lent. Dont do it. at lest not until after Easter. LOL
oH and I am 5'10" with b cups..is that good? cause I sho could use a good clit suckin! LMAO
Just take out some time and set her straight. With or without the toy. LOL.
3 kids, 6 kids it all the same. Shit is plural.
And you ain't really trying to be that GOOD... you just playin HARD to unget.
Drop the drawers. Stop playing. What? You don't think she'll respect you in the morning?
Sex Toy WITH tongue?!?!! Now that's whats up! Please start your seminar on giving women strong orgasms. You could start a trend and help women all over the world.
Each one, Teach one!
@Supa
While I'm out shopping need anything?
*wink*
@IBW
You don't know how much I wish I could smoke. Trust me.
@Chele
Last night it almost happened. I walked away.
*patting myself on the back*
@BDW
Tall woman on deck! Oh my goodness! Yeah, that's good, it's great!
@Hali
I'm very good freestyle, too. I don't need the toy, but we work well together.
@InsanelySane
I'm here to help.
*looking at map of I-94*
@BB
I need full disclosure before I hit. I don't need a stalker. I gotta tell her every relevant thing I'm doing (i.e. fucking other women) in my own time. I still gotta live in this small ass town.
@Chez,Chez,Chez
I tried to tell my boys about this (actually I showed them one of my home videos, but that's another story). I don't think they like the competition from the sex toy. Idiots!
KZ
Zed. Read this message and read it good GIVE IT TO HER. It just isn't right that there's a woman out there so close to getting licked and sticked,then have it taken away like (I'm snapping my fingers)THAT!
Signed,
Horny
Don't know why my comments was marked anonymous...You know it's me. :-)
@CC
I don't know, mama. She's here for the taking but everytime I'm about to do it, I hesitate. And she's off the hook.
It's the baggage, man.
KZ
by the time you read this...it may have been to late.....
don't fuck her...send her on her way. the convo at the table shoulda had you running..but i know you like to live on the edge....be vewy vewy ca-ful dez.
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