Everyone might not be a Jay Leno fan, but I think this quote pretty much
hits the nail on the head. The quote of the month is by Jay
Leno:
With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
For those that prefer to think that God is not watching over us...go ahead and delete this. For the rest of us.....pass this on.
A few things struck me: 1) Is taking "God" out of the Pledge of Allegiance still even in the news? 2) Why are you so pressed about the Pledge of Allegiance, House African? 3) Stop playin' God like your personal Tiki doll. "If you don't love God, delete this email!!!" Fuckin' Voodoo priestess.
Conversation with Three at the Tigers/White Sox game yesterday
A vendor walks by selling cotton candy
3: You know what? I'mma start callin' you cotton candy.
KZ: What?
3: I'mma start callin' you cotton candy. That's the softest possible nickname you can give a cat. From now on, you're Cotton Candy. Look at that shit. It's all soft and sweet
KZ: O.K.
3: Can you think of a softer nickname?
KZ: I don't know.
Both of us are watching the game silently for a few minutes.
KZ: Apple
3: Apple what?
KZ: I'mma call you Apple.
3: You think that's softer than Cotton Candy?
KZ: Hell yes. I think people will hear Cotton Candy and think it's some sort of ironic nickname. Apple seems like it's more organic, no pun intended. It just seems like it could be a real nickname. Then, you apply it to a big 6'5" muthafucka, and you got the softest shit goin'.
3: Apple?
KZ: Apple.
Homeless guy at City Commission meeting
"How are you gonna pass an anti-panhandling ordinance? Don't you know I got bills to pay?"
Snail Mail
Y'all favorite girl, Shelly, sent me an invitation to her housewarming party in a couple of weeks. She's still a hell of a comedian.
Peace,
KZ
hits the nail on the head. The quote of the month is by Jay
Leno:
With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
For those that prefer to think that God is not watching over us...go ahead and delete this. For the rest of us.....pass this on.
A few things struck me: 1) Is taking "God" out of the Pledge of Allegiance still even in the news? 2) Why are you so pressed about the Pledge of Allegiance, House African? 3) Stop playin' God like your personal Tiki doll. "If you don't love God, delete this email!!!" Fuckin' Voodoo priestess.
Conversation with Three at the Tigers/White Sox game yesterday
A vendor walks by selling cotton candy
3: You know what? I'mma start callin' you cotton candy.
KZ: What?
3: I'mma start callin' you cotton candy. That's the softest possible nickname you can give a cat. From now on, you're Cotton Candy. Look at that shit. It's all soft and sweet
KZ: O.K.
3: Can you think of a softer nickname?
KZ: I don't know.
Both of us are watching the game silently for a few minutes.
KZ: Apple
3: Apple what?
KZ: I'mma call you Apple.
3: You think that's softer than Cotton Candy?
KZ: Hell yes. I think people will hear Cotton Candy and think it's some sort of ironic nickname. Apple seems like it's more organic, no pun intended. It just seems like it could be a real nickname. Then, you apply it to a big 6'5" muthafucka, and you got the softest shit goin'.
3: Apple?
KZ: Apple.
Homeless guy at City Commission meeting
"How are you gonna pass an anti-panhandling ordinance? Don't you know I got bills to pay?"
Snail Mail
Y'all favorite girl, Shelly, sent me an invitation to her housewarming party in a couple of weeks. She's still a hell of a comedian.
Peace,
KZ
41 comments:
Can you just stab ALL THEM damn bitches and be DONE with it!
I love being first..... LOL HA!
And you HAVE to be shitting me about the comment made by said homeless gentleman....he didn't say that did he? See, that's why I am NOT the one for "public office" positions. I woulda given him the shittiest, craziest, dryest look imaginable.
For real.
sometimes i think you make this shit up for our enjoyment!
@Robyn
If I did that, who would get my coffee? j/k!!!
That homeless cat said that shit. That's a quote! Like we owe him...
@Aqua
I wish I was making up that Shelly shit. I just shook my head.
KZ
maybe you can buy Shelley a couch for HER housewarming? LOL
@1969
I love you, too!
KZ
i know what you can get shelly...a damn clue!
@Aqua
Shhhh! Don't say that shit, or the bloggerette will claim I'm leading her on by getting her something!
KZ
You an Shelley...can you just tell her to step off???
I been out sick...but I missed you Zeddie...oh my bad...I mean I missed you "Cotton Candy"
I actually love Cotton Candy, it's the only reason i go to Carnivals. That's not such a bad name if you think about it LOL!!
@RD
I think I would allow you to call me Cotton Candy. But you couldn't be clothed.
If I'd known you were sick, I wouldv'e volunteered for chicken soup patrol!
KZ
Cotton candy? No clothes? hmmmmm.
Shelly's housewarming ought to be fun ... let us know how it goes. LOL
lol@the bum with bills
lol@Cotton Candy...How you gonna call a grown man delicious.
Is Shelly the butt ugly one? I say you get her a funhouse mirror.
@Chele
You are funny, funny, fun-nee!
I'm glad to see a pic back up.
@L and TV
Both those cats are priceless, Three and the bum!
Shelly would look better in a funhouse mirror. Much better.
@CG
Thank you for this comment!!!
I hate to lump 'em all in together, but I automatically question the intelligence of anybody sending me something saying God will punish me if I don't forward it.
When you think about it, it's just foul!
KZ
what about "B.P." for a soft nickname? oh, it stands for "baby poo"...LMBAO!!!!
did you tell shelly you was gonna be spending the weekend and that you were really looking forward to getting away from your space?
how about candied apple...it's a win win
BLAH
I delete all "you must forward or else" emails. . .I consider them a threat. The homeless guy quote was damn funny. Cotton candy - it melts in your mouth not in your hands - ooh wait that's M&Ms but same treat different sweetness, hmmmmmm
@FA
Nothin's softer than baby shit!
@Miss Ahmad
Yeah! I also told her it was the 14th anniversary of my bar mitzvah so she'd better be good to me!
@Blah
A candied apple is too hard!
I want you to look at the biggest, toughest cat you know and in your mind, say "Hey Apple!".
I guarantee you'll laugh.
KZ
@OSB
That is a threat! I'm calling the cops!
I'm like M&Ms, except I melt in my drawers, during heavy petting.
KZ
LOL @ cotton candy
LOL @the bum. I used to enjoy verbal combat with them begging bums in downtown Philly.
Can we all go to Shelley's housewarming with you?
@ 1969 **"you could buy her a couch"** hahahaha that was funny.
i hate all forwarded emails. i delete those suckers.
and you're not thinking! when i think candied apple, i think of something i really have to work with...that in enjoy putting my mouth.
at least that's my interpretation :)
awwwwwww Cotton Candy you're so sweet...but no chicken, k?
(I said that with no clothes on..LOL)
@OneFrom
I want y'all to go to Shelly's housewarming INSTEAD of me!
I never argue with bums. I'm afraid no one would be able to tell us apart.
@Aqua
Are you trying to give me a visual? With those lips? You killin' me!
@RD
I forgot you were a vegetarian. I meant a vegetable broth.
I love butt nekkid messages from you!
KZ
LOL - my grandma sends me those emails all the time. I swear if I didnt love her so much...
I got an employee we call Mr. Softee to his face and BAN (bitch ass nigga) behind his back.
LOL @ the homeless guy
Freeze - I'm no threat to you, I'm to soft and pink.
@ I melt in my drawers - ME TOO!
@Cas
Dude, I had to tell my ex-girl not to send me that shit. She called me evil!
Y'all call a cat Mr. Softee to his face? BAN is an improvement.
@OSB
That's some good information. That goes in the mental rolodex.
KZ
it's a free world son! i can't police your imagination. besides i was trying to help you out...
Forwarded emails are the debil and I have a policy of just deleting them.
Zed...I love you back! MWAH
and I agree...how are you gonna threaten someone with God? Isn't that a sin....coercement? LOL
You do that - I'm off the plantation for 3 weeks (I beeze free) - I'm heading home to Barbados for cropover/carnival and some grown and sexy fun - I'll play catch up when I get back - one love.
Hey Cotton Candy, you have one hellavu job....
@Aqua
Trust me. You helped the "The Righthander" out!
@Honest
Some people don't have good sense. I think they just need a big hug. Or a swift kick in the ass.
@1969
People always threatening other people with God. I think they ougta "get it" double!
@OSB
Enjoy ya self, love. I'll be here when you get back.
@Nsane
Hey, Cantaloupes! My job sux!
@Mariposa
That homeless cat was gangsta with his shit!
I see you tryin' to taste all this cotton candy deliciousness.
KZ
you're so nasty! was it good?? LOL
"Voodoo priestess" - that is hilarious.
I know what is softer than "apple" ... (moment of silence for this to really sink in) ... (lick your lips before you say this) ... another moment of silence (and remember you're calling a big burly african this) ... ... ... peaches.
ROFLMAO
@Aqua
I think I'll be using that for a long time to cum...come.
@Monica
It's funny you should say that! I thought about "Peaches" during that moment of silence. I thought it might be too overtly soft. I wanted that bitch shit to sneak up on him.
KZ
i don't know if i should take that as a compliment or not??
*LMAO* Cantelopes, Zed, you're a fuckin riot!!!
@Aqua
You don't think that's a compliment? It is.
@Nsane
I calls 'em like I sees 'em
KZ
like you said yourself zed...
i like you more and more everyday.
Jay is a secret brother... the other day he was on his show talking about the unrest in Israel/Lebanon and said something like, "Evacuate Americans from Lebanon? We couldnt even evacuate Americans from New Orleans?"
The govt gonna shut his show down soon, if he dont shut up! LOL
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