This chick LoLo calls me yesterday and asks if I'll be in Detroit on the weekend. I will, but I'm not sure how to answer. Those types of inquiries are always ominous to me. So I do what comes naturally.
"No, I'll be in Satan's Anus.""Too bad, I wanted your opinion on something."
"What?"
"I told you I was gonna do it and I did it."
"Bullshit!"
"Yes I did."
"I told you that shit was unnecessary."
"I needed to do it. For me."
"Good luck with that."
"Don't you wanna see 'em?"
"I guess I'll see 'em eventually."
"Dang, it's like that? You want me to beg you to come see my new boobs?"
"Naw, I'm sayin', I'll see 'em soon enough."
She was disappointed, but I'm sure they are plenty of cats who will volunteer to check her out. I'll be on a bonafide mission this coming weekend. It'll be a sea of AKAs in Detroit and I'm not missing out on diving in because of LoLo's nutty ass.
I got this flyer for some event the AKAs were having and my ex-wife's name was at the bottom of the flyer as a contact person. I can avoid that event and feel good about it!
In the meantime, I'll be refereeing secretary fights, deflating city commissioner egos and trying to stop being such a pack rat at the crib.
Is it just me or does being a politician require a muthafucka to be supremely corrupt or amazingly delusional and messianic? Just wondering.
I got this flyer for some event the AKAs were having and my ex-wife's name was at the bottom of the flyer as a contact person. I can avoid that event and feel good about it!
In the meantime, I'll be refereeing secretary fights, deflating city commissioner egos and trying to stop being such a pack rat at the crib.
Is it just me or does being a politician require a muthafucka to be supremely corrupt or amazingly delusional and messianic? Just wondering.
Remain dope,
KZ
51 comments:
@CG
I'm not a breast man at all. Real or fake (though don't get me wrong, I can recognize the beauty in 'em). That's why I'm not pressed.
KZ
Glad to hear your not a breast man LOL!!! Fake boobs? They look so uncomfortable...
Detroit will be HOTT to death this week...wish I could of made it, but opted of the beach instead! So you like AKAs hunh? Interesting...
Thanks for letting me know you'll be there...I've got eyes all over the place...just remember, you're being watched LOL!!
Hope you have fun...NOT!!!
@RD
I got this fuckin' pink and green weakness! I can't help it. I've tried all types of treatments, but to no avail!!!
Your homegirls will tell you "There was this big dreadlocked dude asking if he could sniff our panties!" The is key is: DON'T BELIEVE THEM! LIES ALL LIES!
KZ
so if she said "wassup zed, get your head out of satan's ass and come check my butt lift" you would have been all up in it, huh?
@Nikki
Yes. I would have checked out her butt lift.
*hangingheadinshame*
KZ
have fun in detroit! i know a few folk who are going. i should have figured you like AKA's :)
just say no to crazy puzzy, alright? fake boobs just look crazy. them suckers don't move.
@Aquababie
Are you trying to tell me something? ;)
Ay, just tell me your friend's names and I'll...uh...make sure they're alright in Detroit. LOL
KZ
i'm not telling you a thing.
the answer is 38C.
@Aqua
Just C? My imagination was going wild!
KZ
Wait a minute ... I thought the main thing that had you droolin' over Carmel was her rack? Maybe I need to check the archives.
Have fun in Detroit!
@Chele
You got a point. As the horniness quotient rises, my interest in parts other than the booty rises in direct proportion.
What had me going on Carmel actually was her smile. Her breasts, though enormous by most standards, were the second thing I noticed.
KZ
Is it ironic that i like smaller breasts, but i end up with girls with big ones? Wait that wasn't the point of the post.
Have fun with the squeewee crowd.
HA!! I got another flyer with her name on it and I WISH (as I know you do) that she would drop it....it just sounds foreign and strange.....
HA!
ummm......not a breast man? wow, learn something new erry'day!
@Cas
I love giant booties, but I end up with chicks with giant breasts. It's crazy. I've only been with 2 women EVER who had the type of ass I like.
The AKAs will try to dis me, then I'll charm 'em and end up with a peck on the cheek. It's par for the course.
KZ
@Robyn
I don't wanna put all ya business out there, but remember how mad I got when you did "that thing" some years ago? So, I'm not but I am.
Catherine's trying to traffic on some exoticness my last name will give her. I hope someone marries her ass!
KZ
I think Van Hunt is playing in Detroit this weekend, although you'll probably be at some mixer or something..but if you gets tired of chasing the pretty women around go check out a hot friggin' concert!
and i'm not emailing you anymore picutres of my DD's if you're gonna be all like that!
what was your guess?
what's a giant booty? i always wished i had a bigger ass.
@Miss Ahmad
(Why do I always use your whole name?)
Don't be deprivin' a brother of those "Pam Griers"!!! I do appreciate beauty.
I'll see if I can check out Van Hunt. I still gotta confirm who's couch I'm sleeping on this weekend.
@Aqua
I was right on the number. The cup I thought was Double D.
I don't see many giant booties in the mainstream. But if you get a look at let's say LisaRaye or Free from 106 and Park, you'd be in the ballpark.
@Mariposa
Those secretaries are vicious. I blame their supervisor. I think he may be incompetent.
You can always help me throw shit away. I need the help, without the sentimentalism.
"Hi" yourself!
KZ
I like big boned men and end up with ... big boned men.
"Is it just me or does being a politician require a muthafucka to be supremely corrupt or amazingly delusional and messianic?"
Yup.
The woman bought a new rack and you can't even give her THAT attention? For the love of sweet Mary Mother of God, go give 'em a squeeze, shut her up and keep it movin!
I got no tits...no ass...
Why again do you love me so much?
I don't know what the req's are for being a politician, but I suspect a mofo have to be delusional to think about being one. That's what I was last night -DELUSIONAL. Especially with my "dirty, corrupt" hands...
Well, all I can say is, you'd be disapp'd in my booty, Zed. It's big, but that middle age spread thing has got me in a headlock. Aint there like some crunches or lunges, or horse kicks or something I can do to bring back my youthful appearance? You know, Momma told me I'd regret eating all that good ass country cooking and not showing a shred of moderation...
How come nobody will marry Catherine? Oh yeah, I told a sis of mine about your blogspot, and I told her to look for "You Got Thunder?"... we laughed ALL NITE LONG! Zed, that shit was classic and funny! You should repost that!
@Chele
I got one big bone. Is that enough?
@So Wise
Politics has got me down, big time. Nationally, locally, everythang.
I'll see the titties, but not at the expense of being around those sorors. If I go see her, she'll try to lock me down. It's happened before. And I've never even touched her!!!
@Blah
Because you fuck so well!
@CG
If you separate tits: breastbone
If you separate asscheecks: coochie.
That's my logic.
@Mack
If I see my ex-wife my head will explode. I just dislike her as a person.
She did a lot of shit to me during the marriage and after. Like she tried to beat down one of her sorority sisters after we split up 'cuz she thought I was fuckin' her (yeah, I was).
I could write 200 blogs about my short assed marriage. The last thing though is I just finished paying alimony to her last year and she made about $30,000 a year more than me.
@Insanity
Like I said, I've didn't marry nor have I really gone out with that many women with big ol' booties. So obviously I dig other things. Like the willingness to allow me to shove my dick in their bodies.
Nobody will marry Catherine because she's genuinely nutz.
I'll tell you what, for my one year blog anniversary next month, I'll repost "You Got Thunder?" I thought it was funny too, but at the time nobody was really feeling it.
KZ
I love a man that knows an ASS when he sees one......them fake breats are for the birds man....
PHAT ASSES UNITE!!!!!!
What was wrong with her tits anyway?
Saggy?
Small?
So you not going cause she gone be there? Don't let her ruin yo AKA fun...
@Ill Nana
Yes, unite them phat asses!
Now if I could just get an invite to the "all clits" party...
@Nsane
Speak (actually, masterbate) of the devil...here comes the complete package right here!
She's skinny as fuck. The titties are small, no ass. I guess she wants something. She's pretty, though.
KZ
Uh YEAH...HELLOOOOO!!! That's EXACTLY WHY I am so shocked that you are "not a breast man" since you harrangued me CONTINUOSLY after my "alteration" LOL
And yes, yes ya'll.....Zed speaks the truth...Cat-dizzle is NUTZ with a big ass-Z !!!! You should tell the story regarding her and her lack of concern when you were attempting to do the frat thing...... THAT shit is a CLASSIQUE story to me...... or the car story..or about her father......
LAWD, if I HAVE that many stories, I KNOOOOOOOW you ass has 10 million.
Did you get my v.m. scrub???
Somehow, to me, fake boobs and AKAs in the same city sounds nothing like a coincidence. LOL *kidding* What man is not a breast man? I don't get that. I know fellas love a$$, but damn. LOL @ refereeing the battle of the secretaries. THAT sh*t should be fun, especially since they usually know all the dish about ERbody.
Oh yeah, and I'm w/ IllNana - PHAT ASSES UNITE!
*blessed on both ends*
@Robyn
I still mourn for the girls. I light a candle for them nightly.
All those stories about Catherine are classic! I was just telling someone the story about her father. Catherine Zednanreh is nuttier than whore pussy.
I got your v.m. and I responded at the appropriate place, African.
@BZ
Ooooh, don't start a sorority scrap in here. I love ALL y'all. It's just a little unequal, but it's all love!
If I see titties, I suck titties. But my first love is ass. My first time in the principal's office was for grabbing a girl's ass in 3rd grade. It's in my DNA!
The secretaries are carriers of all office dirt. I try not to cross 'em, but they're mean!
KZ
it appears to me as though you've not experienced the myriad of pleasure that us big breasted women have to offer...but then again i'm not offering my services...I'm just saying more than a mouthful ain't a waste!
@Miss Ahmad
Trust me when I say I have been with some giant breasted women. Huge! I've played every breast related sex game there is.
But if you know some things that perhaps I don't know...ahem...well I'm not so arrogant as to think I can't learn!
KZ
I check back and we still talking about boobies...AW GAWD! I prefer the penis personally but that's another topic for another day I guess LOL!!
I'ma leave the fake boob and AKA's comment alone...Peace not War that's my motto *wink*
@RD
That's why I luv you RD. Be cool baby!
KZ
RD: I knew you were gonna see that comment and wanna box...lol
ZED: WHEN I SEE YOU IN 3 WEEKS...I'MMA BEAT YOUR ASS!!!!!
@Blah
Hunh? What'd I do?
KZ
So I guess you got Frat shit to do? LOL
@Phoenix
Exactly!
KZ
like i said i wasn't volunteering but i felt like the boobs were being hated on, but perhaps that's cuz I'm a little flatish in the back and I get sensitive!
I'm reeeal late getting here..Did somebody mention BOOBIES!!!!
I likes big boobies!!! I likes round bite sized boobies, I likes big brown nipples on little itty bitty boobies...
Dayum Boooobies are Niiiiice....
@Miss Ahmad
I used to date this woman for 2 years. Her ass was so flat, I used to get syrup on my hands when I touched her ass. I work with what a woman has if I like her. I'd never "hate" on titties. Not hate!
@Slish
You can only like one set of titties officially. You can no longer like all kinds!
KZ
uh huhhh so that's what "frat shit" is about.
hahahahahahaahahah! hell naw for the subtle/yet not so subtle hint for you to see the new breasts!!! and you know you wrong for saying "i'll se ethem soon enough." DANG! you's a cold ass dude! your ass must be an alpha and that's why you running your ass to see them aka's in detroit...maybe you should wait and go check out them deltas in philly two weeks after that???? ;)
@Honest
That and beating people up.
@FA
I got a non-disclosure policy about my frat on the blog. I say and do a lot of shit that people would use to paint my frat with a broad brush. Out of respect, I won't say.
With that in mind, whoo-hoo!!! I'm going to see the Deltas too!!!! Yee-haw!
Totally off topic: Why was I listening to Joy In Repition TODAY???
Ohhh, Zeddie...
@Supa
See? We're right here:
*2fingerstoforeheadmovingitbackandforth*
KZ
dang. You stated you weren't a breast man. Guess we're thru.
I am just getting to this post. RD..I liked how you handled that Fake Boobs N AKA's comment. Just like a lady of class, style and substance :)
Zed...don't hurt anyone in Detroit this weekend and avoid the ex at all costs.
@Stilts
We all make exceptions! You'll have to make an exception and hook up with a complete and utter jackass.
@1969
Apparently you oughta be there too, right?
KZ
I actually will be there. :)
My girl is being sworn in as the new Northeast Regional Director. Wouldn't miss it for the world.
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