Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The Answers To Un-Asked Questions

"I don't hate religion just organized religion. If your shit's all helter-skelter, then good for you."

"If a bitch say 'conversate' to me, she's asking for it. Stop gettin' English tips from semi-literate MCs."

"I stopped in 1989 or '90. When did Treach and 'nem make that one song?"

"I think the number is close to 100. I counted just before I got married. That sounds high as fuck, but that's about right."

"About 8 x 7. Really. To the left."

"It's the cadence, man. If you didn't steal that shit from the Last Poets, maybe I could feel it. How come all they cadences gotta be the same, man? If you ain't stealin' make up a new flow."

"The worst? 'Rapping Is Fundamental'. Or 'Bullet From A Gun'. It's a tie."

"Once. I don't like 'em. My boy Rodney was accidentally killed while he was cleaning his. In the summer between 10th and 11th grade. I hate them muthafuckas."

"My first week in college. Lynnette from Arlington, Texas. She was 19, I was 16. It was over quick."

"I usually put KY on it. Yep, if it's that state next to TN, it's KY."

"The one with the real sweet crest."

"Three, right now."

"Chubby Chocolate, Dee-Dee, and BKBabe, in that order. If it's close to the weekend then it's definitely MeCrazyMe."

"Nope. I came close though. Believe or not, I got scared when it came right down to it."

"I don't know. It's just fun to watch it grow."

"Between Detroit and Chicago."

"Kameron, Eva, and Brown. Yep, Brown."

"It's gotta smell right. It's gotta BE right. I'm a little more discriminating than I come across, I guess."

"Just bored I guess. Shit, why do you think?"

Contemplatively Yours,
KZ

12 comments:

sj-the-infamous said...

Intrigued, I am! Zed's playing 21 answers....

It's way to far past my bedtime for me to creatively "ask the question," but I may be back at a reasonable hour.

*giggle*

TRUTHZ said...

lmbo...u r truly special. now i must ask, if i came up with multiple questions to one answer...do they all apply or do i have to pick one? lol u funny

Melle Mel said...

Zed! This is my favorite post yet... You're a genius!

The_Practitioner said...

I am deathly afraid of what the actually questions are, but I'm almost certain I'd put KY on it too. lol

Chubby Chocolate said...

Being the slut that I am...

8 x 7?! And you like to watch it grow?!..I'm spent.

Insaneblackwoman said...

Zeddy:

K Y is always good.

Knockout Zed said...

@CC
Oh Chocolate! Dear Chubby Chocolate. The question is "How long are you going to let your hair grow?"

The answer: "I don't know. It's just fun to watch it grow."

The other question is the one you'll have to check on. I can be reached at 8x7@comcast.net

TRUTHZ said...

i know right...that was probably one of my best memories of them..

Disco said...

Pure-D comedy.....LOL

my nigga! I ain't EEEEEVEN thinking about trying to figure out 1/2 of this shit!!! :-)

Blah Blah Blah said...

about a 100?...ok...but NOW how many?

toneec42 said...

I'm with Robyn, I don't think I want to know the questions. You are wild!

Didi Roby said...

I want to know the question to the one that has my name on it first...then well get to the other's:)


*dee-dee taping her foot and fingers waiting*

P.S. I know I'm like 100 years late here...but het been working:)