Wednesday, October 25, 2006

The First Kiss

Adam stood in the shower as the hot water streamed down his face and on to his chest and stomach. Standing there thinking about the last 8 hours, he couldn't help but smile. He calculated that he'd had a total of 37 minutes of sleep. Non-contiguous, fragmented, stolen minutes, but 37 minutes nonetheless.

The bathroom door opened and closed. The shower curtain was abruptly thrown open. She stood looking at him, naked and smiling. "Good morning." The steam dripped off those words as they hung in the air. "Do you have a shower cap in here?" He gestured towards the cabinets under the sink. Adam couldn't remember her name for the life of him. She grabbed the cap and put it on, looking like the world's sexiest lunch lady or jheri curl victim. She stepped in and handed him the black and gold packet. "You forgot this."

He took the condom from her and put it on the soap dish. He closed the shower curtain and turned so that she could have the benefit of the warm water. They soaped one another up, for the first time examining the bodies that gave each other so much pleasure overnight in full daylight. Slowly caressing one another, his hands holding her rear, hers stroking his front.

As he became fully erect, he reached for the condom, ripped the package open and rolled it on. They stared into each other's eyes as Adam lifted her, her legs wrapped around his waist. As he entered her, they shared their first kiss.

Be Cool,
KZ

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn, Adam!

It's funny how Black women ain't playing when it comes to their hair...forget sexy...where is the shower cap? LOL!

Knockout Zed said...

@TS
I thought of this story Saturday night. I wonder why.

You know I did something last night that I haven't done in many, many years. I hope it works!

KZ

BZ said...

DAAAAAAMMNN!! *fanning self* Trying to get people all excited at work n sh*t. Captured beautifully, though. I hope there's more where this came from.

Anonymous said...

I hope it did too!!! (You see those 3 exclamation points, right?)
:-)

Anonymous said...

whew...that was hot....

Little Brown Girl said...

1) I'm Back...you probably ain't even miss me *rollin my eyes*

2) I love this story...it was written in a way that made me feel like I was in the shower. But I hate being a spectator so let me imagine for a moment that the jeri curl lady is me...ok now that's better. LOL!!

Great job, hope you give us more!!!

Blah Blah Blah said...

Umm...Zed...?

I thought you weren't gonna talk about my visit...?

Was it good for you baby?

Seriously though...no, fa real...this is niiiiiice.

Miz JJ said...

That's hot. Got me all hot and bothered at work. It was especially hot that Adam and friend were practicing safe sex. Loves it.

1969 said...

I like where this one is headed...very descriptive. Nothing realer than including a condom and the shower cap! LOL

Pamalicious said...

Thank the Good Lawd I am CONDOM FREE! Wow what a feeling...TOYOTA!!

Knockout Zed said...

@BZ
There is no more. I forgot what sex was like. This is my last cobbled together memory.

@TS
If it works, you owe me one.

@Newy
Ya think? I'm glad, but it's the product of horniness, so I wish it wasn't there.

@RD
Where the hell you been? I been yellin' your name out my window for a week.

There's always room for one more in the shower. Trust me.

@Blah
I didn't know this was supposed to be a secret, "Eve".

@MizJJ
I'm having a reading of this at the local "Home for Wayward Volumptuous Promiscuous Teen Girls" tomorrow. I hope you can come.

@Sixy
I know that shower cap shit rang true. Shit, I've never seen a sista in the shower without one.

@Pamalicious
Congratulations on the upcoming nuptials. Damn I miss the "raw"!

KZ

Ming Houser, Realtor said...

Steamy!!!

The Brown Blogger said...

I'm just hoping there are no-slip floors.

And that the brother has beed doing squats.

And that sister has good balance.

Robert L. Mack said...

I've always kissed a chick before having sex. Zed, what's the significance of their first kiss?

Knockout Zed said...

@Dyna
Steamy indeed!

@Hassan
He had some real masculine no slip flowers on his tub floor. And he was pretty strong. And all her weight was in her ass.

@Mack
Ahhh, my man Mack. I'm glad you asked me that question.

A fuck is a fuck. There's no kissing when it's a one night stand kind of situation, which is what this was, hence Adam forgetting her name.

He realized that he wanted to see more of this chick. That's why he finally kissed her, fuckin' her in the shower.

KZ

Anonymous said...

So how does he go about finding out her name? (Mulva? bad Seinfeld reference

The last time I had sex in the shower I almost friggin past out. Water was too hot and my heart rate got too high.

Knockout Zed said...

@Chele
When he goes to steal a $20 from her purse, he looks at her license.

Shower sex is massively overrated unless it's in a movie or a book. The kitchen table, however, is very underrated.

KZ

Mr.Slish said...

Umm Excuse me " tapping you on the shoulder WHO DA HELL YOU THINK YOU IS! ZANE! "He gestured towards the shower cap" cmon!! You ain't got no shower cap in your crib..You know better!! Do that and she will be sniffing around your place for all types of shit..I know I know this is fictional..But damn could he at least had thrown the shower cap at her!!!..lol

aquababie said...

both the shower and kitchen table are the bomb. hassan ain't lying. you need some hellified balance and some no slip grips! LOL however it's been a minute since i experienced both :(

and i haven't worn a shower cap since 98. i love the freedom.

Knockout Zed said...

@Slish
Since I don't wanna walk around with wet locs all day, I sure do have a shower cap. Besides, even though Adam doesn't have locs, he's a mack. So he knows the shower cap routine.

@Aqua
No shower cap = Spontenaiety ensues!

KZ

Anonymous said...

Ohh, umm, damn...I think I need a minute alone now.

And feel free to post the conclusion SOON!...lol

Miz JJ said...

Lol. I'll be there.

BZ said...

@ KZ: shower sex is overrated? The hell it is! hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Ah yes ... the kitchen table. **sigh**

Disco said...

first of all the kitchen table BEST to have FOUR legs and be square or rectagular and made of wood or both of ya'll gone flip that bitch OVUH and have glass for hair from now on! LOL

Second.....this is verrrry interesting grasshoppa.....verry interesting

**pulling out psycologists hat, taking out pen and pad and waiting for Zed to sit on my couch**

Tell me more.......

And P.S. where's my material form your archives??? You need to be dropping that by the crib, mailing it....sending carrier pigeons.... DAYUM! LOL

Anonymous said...

Alright Casanova !!! You know how to get a DIVA's attention.

I can’t even concentrate @ work. Damn we need more Adam’s in the world!!

Knockout Zed said...

@Beauty
Thanks, mama. Alas, there is no conclusion. This is just some stuff I wrote.

@MizJJ
Get a seat up front. Everybody has to wear thin white t-shirts and I'll have a spritz bottle. You know, so everyone can get that "shower" feeling.

@BZ
I'm too busy thinking about balance and death to thrust fully. Maybe that's just me.

@Chele
Or the kitchen floor. It's all nasty!

@Robyn
You got a point about the type of kitchen table.

Why you wanna psychoanalyze me? Do you and all your friends do that?

Which archive material you want? The book? Or stuff from the blog?

KZ

Knockout Zed said...

@Diva
You know better than that "Casanova" stuff.

There are "Adam"s out there, they just can't write worth a fuck and let you know they exist!

KZ

Anonymous said...

All her weight was in her ass, huh?

What do you mean, IF it works...WHEN it works...

BZ said...

@ KZ: Sex in the shower does not require hoisting one up onto oneself. Imagination, baby! I know you know more positions than that!

Knockout Zed said...

@TS
Well not ALL her weight, but she had a BOB, nahmean?

It'll work if we believe it'll work.

@BZ
I know a lot that can be done in the shower, but how willing am I to bust my ass for it?

Sex in the shower used to be my biggest fantasy, until I did it. Now my biggest fantasy is a wife that cooks and cleans.

KZ

aquababie said...

well i am more spontaneous now...no hair, no problems. now when the fro gets some height, then the shower cap might come out.

in my big girl house, i'm gonna have a big ass shower with two spigots. you can lay down in that mug! LOL

Disco said...

Mayne.... I analyze YO ASS fo' a living..... don't be actin brand new and shit! LOL

And YOU know what material I am talking about...... you don't want it,so GIVE it to MEEEEEEEE!!! LOL

Mr.Slish said...

He still could have thrown it at her..lol..Take that Take That!!!!

Knockout Zed said...

@Aqua
See, that's what I'm talking about! Comfort in the shower so all types of shit can go down.

@Robyn
I'm kinda slow. I'll be passing you the material.

It's funny, but I should have known you'd be johnny-on-the-spot on this post. I don't know why I thought otherwise.

@Slish
I was gonna cop out and leave out the shower cap altogether. But I figured at least let the man be like I used to be. Packs of new toothbrushes, Dove soap, lady razors, all types of shit to make "unexpected sleepovers" more comfortable.

KZ

ChezNiki said...

@Knockout-LUUUV It! Dirty Story in five minutes or less. Now in real life
Shower=Trip to Emergency and embarassing explanation to EMS
:-o

...but um tables, chairs, (carpeted) bathroom floors and couches all get a thumbs up from me!

@Black Blogger Ladies-Come correct with your hair free (w/out hairscarves, rollers, showercaps) and have your subsequent hair appointments paid for. Trust, theyll think they hit the lotto!
;-P

Knockout Zed said...

Shit yeah. I'll pay for hair if we just jump into spontaneous shit like that! It would be worth it.

KZ

Angel said...

getting your grown and sexy on huh? interesting... so you're a hair puller...mmmmmm...question: if an angel came to satan's anus, would she leave a devil? ;-P

Nika Laqui said...

So are you Adam? And who is Eve?

Sorry I've been MIA ....you're my favorite blogger, well one of them and I have been neglecting you all...

Yea Rob, you ain't supposed to kiss everybody, you can fuck everbody, but kissing is against the rules, unless you really feeling them, its more passionate, sensual, and you can catch feelings from a kiss...


Zed the kitchen table or counter is NOT UNDERRATED, not for me anyway...how bout the stove, against the fridge...fuck it, the kitchen floor...

So you think by kissing her, she gone tell you her name again?

*LOL* While you hitting it say "Whats my name? Whats my name? Whats Your name?....*LOL*

Knockout Zed said...

@BTB
An interesting question. I think you know the answer already, though.

@Nsane (yep, still)
Where you been mama? Who's taking your attention from us?

Rob Mack oughta know better about kissin' errbody. A one night stand? Fuggedaboutit!

The kitchen floor is the best. That's the heat. The washing machine is great on certain cycles.

He won't have to worry about her name if he plays his cards right. "Baby, write down your number."

KZ