Thursday, October 19, 2006

Nothing Much

I was starting to post just out of habit and I realized I didn't have much to talk about. I can't complain, shit is looking up in general. So I thought, should I do a meme? All the good ones have been done. Should I allow you to ask any question you want and act like I'm answering truthfully? Naw, there's been enough of those shenanigans. Should I spend more than 10 minutes thinking about something worth a damn to write about? No, why fuck with success.

I've probably pissed off more than my share of friends these past two weeks by not following up on phone calls. Chalk that shit up to exhaustion due to a burgeoning social life, chronic masterbation, and a renewed interest in kujichagalia. Sorry about that. We still cool? Good!

I'll be off work tomorrow, out of Satan's Anus for a few days and in Lucifer's Bubble Guts, aka Toledo, OH Friday through Sunday. Mandatory fraternity leadership conference. Good ol' "actual" frat business. I'd wager that Toledo is a thousand times worse than SA. And that might be an understatement. Revenge is a beast. I'll have the laptop, so I won't be completely out of the loop.

Stay Cool,
KZ

19 comments:

Blah Blah Blah said...

Leave the laptop at home. Go internetless...

Have fun...and tell me about....oh, never mind...heeheehee

mrs.tj said...

Sometimes it is good to have nothing writing about. That means no drama.
I have been exhausted too...I won't say because of masterbation. Well actually...LOL! No I will say it is becuase I am getting older. And that is my final answer.

Have some fun this weekend. Holla!

Organized Noise said...

I'm pretty sure you'll find something to make Toledo tolerable.

BZ said...

Um, try to have fun?! LOL @ "actual" frat. I'm sure you'll have some blogworthy experiences to entertain us by next week.

Be safe!

Honest said...

Damm Toledo. Hmm good luck with that. Do something blog worthy.

Knockout Zed said...

@Blah
I can't leave the laptop!!! I'll be stuck with drunken frat brothers hopping from strip club to strip club. It's not my steez, baby.

@TJ
Relatively no drama. Workplace shit. Why does everyone think they're irreplaceable?

@ON
I hope not! Then I'll probably wanna keep coming back!

@BZ
Real frat biz cramps my sense of whimsy and adventure. I gotta sit in full day sessions on leadership.

@Honest
I'll try to do something blogworthy just for you.

KZ

Rashan Jamal said...

LOL @ Lucifer's bubble guts..

I've been alienating people left and right too. I just can't seem to return phone calls to save my life.

aquababie said...

have a good time. i actually have family in toledo. my uncle's photography studio is there.

Robert L. Mack said...

i'm the king at not returning phone calls. You wanna get at me? Email me. otherwise, forget it...and let it be during a Bears game? FORGET IT!

have a safe trip, i wanna see some stripper azz if you can sneak a pic...

social life? I dont see you as the "In Crowd" type..LOL...

NegroPino™ said...

TOledo's only what u make it see if they ahve a skrip club and drink to your hearts content that always fun to me

1969 said...

Enjoy the camraderie. Make sure you have plenty of singles!!

I am sure you will be inspired to write when you return.

Are there strip clubs in Lucifer's Bubbleguts?

Knockout Zed said...

@T Cas
I'm sure the people you've been not calling will understand. The people I've not been calling will suspect I'm being passive aggressive.

@Aqua
If I take a stripper to your uncle's studio, can I get free pics?

@Mack
I'm far from the in-crowd anywhere, especially here!!!

My social life is getting better based on me refusing to sit on the couch and chill.

@IllNana
I dislike strippers so much!!!! I'll try to be cool, but I doubt I'll like it.

@Sixy
Aren't there strip clubs in every hellish town?

KZ

Miz JJ said...

I don't know the states very well, but I'll take your word on Toledo. Enjoy the strippers! Remember to bring the Purell and to wear sweat pants.

Anonymous said...

Well, I hope you get some enjoyment out of the weekend...find someone to chill with...eat some good food...talk mess...something... :o)

Phoenix said...

You are right on with your description of Toledo. I've been there and couldn't wait to leave!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Holy Toledo!

That would be crazy if radar-having Carmel showed up!

ChezNiki said...

A Social Life that makes you exhausted??!?! Now that's what Im talking about! LOL

Ohio is Hella Scary! Ghetto on one side...Corn Fields on the other! Enjoy the "real" frat bizness...and um yeah, JJ is right dont forget the Purell!

DivineLavender said...

Z..

make sure you take plenty of single...but not the new ones...not stippers want crisp dollars...those leave papercuts on the coochie cut and booty split!

Bend them up some...give dem girls soft old singles, okay.

That is my community service annoucement!

Safe Travels.

Angel said...

mmmmmmm kujichagulia, huh? now, i dont know how comfortable dr. karenga would be with you mentioning one of the seven principles without mentioning the others... ;-)