10. Keep my lap warm in winter.
9. Distract attention from my minuscule pecker.
8. Imitate a peach pit.
7. Prevent me from being completely invincible.
6. Quietly hum inspirational songs.
5. Introduce the phrase "spherical miracles" into everyday use.
4. Act as a Remote Cozy.
3. Act as a Spoon Cleaner
2. Act as an Ass Stop.
1. Produce patented "pregnancy sauce".
13 comments:
an ass stop???
you are officially one crazy man...
PREGNANCY SAUCE?!?!?!
*runs screaming from the thread to take a shower and call the gynecologist!!!!*
you and your nuts are NUTS!! LOL
So...with out them there balls...you'd be invincible?
Peach pits aren't big enough to keep a lap warm...I'm just sayin'...
Spoon Cleaner? Dude that's just nasty LMAO!!!
They wash dishes, sing and keep the remote from going missing? I love them already! Send a pair to Boston immediately!!! LOL
that's SOME pair of balls you got there chief!
Pregnancy sauce? Why not a "gravy" or an "au jus"?
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I'm in favor of the quietly hummed inspirational tunes
I need a part that can do that for me
LMAO at this post but 69 just made it that much worse.
gravy?!
inspirational tunes and pregnancy sauce. how quaint!
I am in awe of your balls if they quietly hum inspirational songs...or any other songs for that matter.
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