Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Ten Things My Balls Can Do

10. Keep my lap warm in winter.

9. Distract attention from my minuscule pecker.

8. Imitate a peach pit.

7. Prevent me from being completely invincible.

6. Quietly hum inspirational songs.

5. Introduce the phrase "spherical miracles" into everyday use.

4. Act as a Remote Cozy.

3. Act as a Spoon Cleaner

2. Act as an Ass Stop.

1. Produce patented "pregnancy sauce".

13 comments:

Sheletha said...

an ass stop???

you are officially one crazy man...

Angel said...

PREGNANCY SAUCE?!?!?!

*runs screaming from the thread to take a shower and call the gynecologist!!!!*

aquababie said...

you and your nuts are NUTS!! LOL

Blah Blah Blah said...

So...with out them there balls...you'd be invincible?
Peach pits aren't big enough to keep a lap warm...I'm just sayin'...

Little Brown Girl said...

Spoon Cleaner? Dude that's just nasty LMAO!!!

ChezNiki said...

They wash dishes, sing and keep the remote from going missing? I love them already! Send a pair to Boston immediately!!! LOL

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

that's SOME pair of balls you got there chief!

1969 said...

Pregnancy sauce? Why not a "gravy" or an "au jus"?

onefromphilly said...

I am afraid of you
I am afraid of this post
I am afraid of the comments(ers) on this post.

This does NOT count as a comment

Dee said...

long time no visit
I'm in favor of the quietly hummed inspirational tunes

I need a part that can do that for me

Beana said...

LMAO at this post but 69 just made it that much worse.

gravy?!

LoveMyselfFirst said...

inspirational tunes and pregnancy sauce. how quaint!

Anonymous said...

I am in awe of your balls if they quietly hum inspirational songs...or any other songs for that matter.