If I ever buy a female dog, I'm gonna name her Blogger. I swear. I was itching to post but this contraption was on the serious fritz. I had a pretty eventful day.
I spent the first half of the day in training. ORIENTATION, eleven months after the fact. It's mandatory, so I had to go. When I got back, shit was off the hook. I had a couple of staff people send me e-mails wondering what the status is of their pay status upgrades. I'm gonna have to tell 'em they're lucky to be employed. I'm not paying them MORE for the little shit they have to do.
As I was checking all my e-mails, my secretary comes in. "There's a 'Carmel Coates' here to see you."
Oh shit. I'm nervous. What is this chick doing here. Of course I haven't talked to her since this incident, and she pulls a "pop-up". This is all fucked up. "Send her in." If she doesn't shoot me, I'm tearing into her ass.
She walks in and all bets are off. Stunning. Face and titties. I'm nonchalant. "What you need?" "Nothing. I was passing by on my way back to work and I wanted to see how you were." Bullshit. "I'm alright. So you workin', hunh?" "Yeah, I started about a week ago."
I'm looking at her, and I'm thinking about the last time she was here. I get up and close the door. And I grab her and I hold her. I felt her up. Then I let her go and she left. Is all forgiven? When your dick is hard enough, the short answer is "yes". I told her I overreacted. She apologized for bringing that cat around. That was that.
So I go to two more meetings and arrive back in the office later in the day. I went to see Auntie Anita to handle some budgetary issues. She's looking at me as I sign some manager timesheets. "You just cold hearted, hunh? " "What?" "You dissed my girl." I laugh. "What?" "You dissed Endo. She's all wondering what she did. You just stopped calling her." Now this is a bullshit account of what actually happened, but I don't wanna go into my side with Anita. I'm still holding out hope I can hit Auntie.
Endo was trying to be cool. Half assed returning my calls, talking about how busy she was. I wasn't going to sweat this young chick, so my pride took over. The last time I saw her was the weekend before Memorial weekend. I just opted out. Fuck it. I'll beat off before I over-call a broad. I won't be the subject of a girlfriend gigglefest.
I just told Auntie Anita, "Your niece is a busy woman. Her schedule is extremely tight." Basically her bellyachin' to her Aunt about me has ruined any chance of me bussin' off in Anita in my opinion. So I can't ruin my career by fuckin' her. So I guess that's a good thing.
Fuck Blogger,
KZ
I spent the first half of the day in training. ORIENTATION, eleven months after the fact. It's mandatory, so I had to go. When I got back, shit was off the hook. I had a couple of staff people send me e-mails wondering what the status is of their pay status upgrades. I'm gonna have to tell 'em they're lucky to be employed. I'm not paying them MORE for the little shit they have to do.
As I was checking all my e-mails, my secretary comes in. "There's a 'Carmel Coates' here to see you."
Oh shit. I'm nervous. What is this chick doing here. Of course I haven't talked to her since this incident, and she pulls a "pop-up". This is all fucked up. "Send her in." If she doesn't shoot me, I'm tearing into her ass.
She walks in and all bets are off. Stunning. Face and titties. I'm nonchalant. "What you need?" "Nothing. I was passing by on my way back to work and I wanted to see how you were." Bullshit. "I'm alright. So you workin', hunh?" "Yeah, I started about a week ago."
I'm looking at her, and I'm thinking about the last time she was here. I get up and close the door. And I grab her and I hold her. I felt her up. Then I let her go and she left. Is all forgiven? When your dick is hard enough, the short answer is "yes". I told her I overreacted. She apologized for bringing that cat around. That was that.
So I go to two more meetings and arrive back in the office later in the day. I went to see Auntie Anita to handle some budgetary issues. She's looking at me as I sign some manager timesheets. "You just cold hearted, hunh? " "What?" "You dissed my girl." I laugh. "What?" "You dissed Endo. She's all wondering what she did. You just stopped calling her." Now this is a bullshit account of what actually happened, but I don't wanna go into my side with Anita. I'm still holding out hope I can hit Auntie.
Endo was trying to be cool. Half assed returning my calls, talking about how busy she was. I wasn't going to sweat this young chick, so my pride took over. The last time I saw her was the weekend before Memorial weekend. I just opted out. Fuck it. I'll beat off before I over-call a broad. I won't be the subject of a girlfriend gigglefest.
I just told Auntie Anita, "Your niece is a busy woman. Her schedule is extremely tight." Basically her bellyachin' to her Aunt about me has ruined any chance of me bussin' off in Anita in my opinion. So I can't ruin my career by fuckin' her. So I guess that's a good thing.
Fuck Blogger,
KZ
29 comments:
lol, and i thought i was the only one that stayed up this late blogging or reading others blogs...i bet we will be reading a post in the near future about you and Auntie bumping and slapping naked bodies...
good of you to be honest and say that it was a pride thing
@Truthz!!!
What are you doin' up? I fell asleep after work and woke up at 2:00 am. My sleep schedule is all fucked up now.
I don't know about me and Auntie Anita. That might be playing with fire.
KZ
even if you don't hit it.. a la penetration.. i definitely foresee some type of oral/ manual stimulation in your future.. you think auntie ain't looking at you the same way you're looking at that ass? you think she doesn't know she's closer to your age than her niece? You think she doesn't know that she has experience to outfuck her niece for days? negro please.. wait for the niece to find a little sandbox playmate and then tap that auntie's ass..
@EOC
It's funny that you say that. I'm growing my beard out because of razor bump issues. People that have read this awhile know I got gray ass hair everywhere. It used to be premature, but I'm 35 now, so maybe not. Anyway she was telling me about this dematologist that she goes to that could help me out. So I ask "Does that mean you like me without the beard?" She starts blushing and says "I'm just trying to help."
Yeah, trying to help yourself up on a brotha's lap!
KZ
Men crack me up thinking that every comment means anything. LOL Zed,
I am waiting for the day you A. publish your book and B. settle down and give up the Pcard.
hee hee
Why does a hard dick make everything better? Oh wait ... nevermind.
LOL at being the subject of a girlfriend gigglefest.
What if Auntie comes in your office and pulls a Carmel?
Zed have you ever wined and dined a chick? Fa real!
I think you stll have a chance with Auntie but like the other crew (ya know..my new bestfriends in the Anus)...I think your gonna have to be more 'phisticated... Dealing with the others you could be "Detroit"...dealing with the 40+Anus chicks...you might have to pull some of that street-festival-and-evening-concerts shit out the ass...
I think your up for a challenge...that other shit has been given to you....up your game and go after new meat!
My one suggestion get Haloscan comments so at least when blogger fucks up because it does people can still comment.
Carmel, Carmel, Carmel....
I always knew a man couldn't think when all the blood rushes from his brain. Thats the best time to ask a man for anything....
He'll say Yes...*lol*
Yea, I'm with Rob...*lol*
LMAO @ Robert Mack and the *smack* fest...FUNNY SHYT!!!
Zeddie Bear...this Carmel thing is beginning to trouble me. You give in to her azz so easily, when she is clearly one of the biggest chickens this side of the Anus. I'll ask again (this rhetorical question)...when will you learn Babe? When?
As for Auntie...I agree with my homie Blah. You could have her but you gone have to bring out your A game. In fact, I am willing to bet that if you brought out the A game you'd have a lot more quality chicks in your stable.
Personally I'd like to see you shred the playas card and try showing some love to one broad at a time...but that's just wishful thinking on my part. Until then I'll continue to read, laugh, and shake my head with the same question as above. When Zeddie Bear? When?
that carmel must have a snapper, because you seem to love her. i'm know i'm late into the game, but that chic sounds like bad news.
as for the auntie, does she have a big mouth? i mean if you hit it ,
will she talk to other women in the office? i wouldn't touch her as long as i worked there. office sex has to handled diplomatically.
trust me :) another story, another time!
I just came back from the dentist and seven (yes, seven) novocaine shots later,
I'm about to try to respond to y'all.
@GBM
How are we any different from women in that respect? If you feeling a cat, you
read something into everything he says and repeat it back to your girl for
analysis.
The book is coming. Trust.
@CG
I don't know. There seems to be an unhealth need to help the triflin' amongst
our womenfolk.
@Chele
Today has been very weird between she and I. Very weird. We've had like 4
relatively long interactions today and it's just 1:30. Very unusual.
@Blah
I suck at the wining and dining game. Imma get the one I want outta the crew
that has my back. I just haven't tried yet.
@Honest
I don't trust Haloscan. It's kinda creepy!
@Mack
You don't think I wanted to? I had two hands full of titties (sorry Z) and was
in full lust mode. I had a meeting to go to. That pays the bills.
@Nsane
When my dick is hard, I'll sign over my car to a chick. That's why I tell dudes
to masterbate before they make a life altering decision.
@Queen Z
I know it looks like I'm stupid. OK, I'll admit I'm stupid. But this is
vacation stupid, not real-life stupid. 'Cuz I don't feel like I'm home, I do
shit I wouldn't normally do in a place I live. Feel me? Prolly not, and I can't
even call you to explain myself 'cuz it's against the rules!
@Aquababie
Carmel got ONE special skill. Otherwise, she's just regular. You'd have to
understand the size of the city and the access to available Black women to know
the bind I'm in. In Detroit, I was doing GREAT. Actually this blog would suck
if I was in Detroit, because y'all would think I was a liar.
Auntie might tell. Shit, they all tell. It just depends on who she tells. I'm
gonna have to pass on Auntie.
KZ
Im relatively new to your blog, but of all the ladies you have written about, I like Auntie the best. Wait until you are about to leave the Anus and then go in for the kill full blast dinner and all that. She is only asking about the niece to see if you are still available...older woman trick
...if all else fails, find that girl from the parade, LOL
I'll jerk off and still call the chick. A Nut is a Nut..
As for your razor bump issue. Black opal is the key. They might not have it where you are. If you want to try it out. Send me an email.
The auntie is more turned on now that you dissed her niece...it's only a matter of time.
Phone calls are against the rules?
.....so....
yu showing your face...ok....your lips....
in a minute the face....then the body....then nekked pics....:-)
I see you Zedediah
These famous words I spoke to my son:
"If you've seen one, you've seen 'em all, Don't let no trick be your downfall."
I'd hate for the player to get played. Don't eat and sleep in the same place...hit Auntie on your way out the Anus....not when you are contemplating moving but after you have packed the truck.
"Ill beat off before I overcall a broad"
Haven't we all heard this a gazillion times. But I'm curious. Have you ever 'courted' anyone. You know put some romanticism into it?
@Chezniki
This thing with me an Auntie may be coming to a head. Literally.
@Slish
I've tried Black Opal. It worked for me to a point, but not that well. Now I just use Magic Shave. My issue is that the last time I shaved I used an electric razor, which screwed me up. I'm just letting the hair grow until my face feels better and I can shave again.
@Liquor and TV
Why did you quit? You're killing me. I loved your blog and you up and quit on us. That was just wrong.
@Leslie
No!!! Royce's Daughter said phone calls are against her rules. I'm just ribbin' her a little.
In this case, I called Endo 3 times with no response. So I quit calling. And she tells her Auntie I dissed her? What type of cat does she think she's dealing with? Who's gonna keep calling with no call back? She still hasn't returned those calls!
@CG
Auntie's conversation is getting more and more OPEN. I'm watching this shit unfold, but I won't lose my gig for it.
I'll check out T. Cas's spot.
@Blah
That's the "don't tell nobody I'm a blogger" pic.
There won't be anymore!
@Newagenda
My mother used to stay on my case about women. Constantly. It worked but probably not in the way she wanted it to. Trust is hard to come by in my circle if you're a woman.
I ain't hittin'!
@Stilts
Your comment really made me think. Have I ever courted a woman? Nope.
You wanna know something funny? I really believe in my heart that I'm a sensitive guy, but every woman I've ever dated says I'm callous and dismissive. My ex-wife told me my "feminine side" was underdeveloped. I don't see it. But I do think most romance is contrived, movie shit. I'd feel like a corny ass attempting to be romantic.
Plus, if I romanced them, I'd be expected to keep 'em.
KZ
Hello,
I discovered your blog a couple of months ago. Your posts are thoroughly enjoyable (I went back and read the archives). I read it everyday (well I check to see if you post everyday, get a little teary eyed when you don't.) I turned a few friends on to your blog (they love it, NY support) and one of them decided to create his own because of you. I want to turn you on to his blog. I think you will enjoy his style of writing. He started it yesterday.
http://accordingtotony.blogspot.com
Oh Zeddie! Back in true form, 'aint you, African!!
too many gems in this post:
"She walks in and all bets are off. Stunning. Face and titties."
(n*gga poetry)
"Is all forgiven? When your dick is hard enough, the short answer is "yes"." (typical!)
"I'll beat off before I over-call a broad. I won't be the subject of a girlfriend gigglefest." (smart man!)
LOL
Yeah, and Blogger was a real bitch this week..
Zed, I can't ever keep anything up for a long time. I think I have ADD.
Supa, I agree..he be having quotables for days
Finally a profile pic...so you can stop all your blogfans from guessing....
But you still left some to the imagination....
@OSB
How are you gonna use "sexy" in your name and not have a pic? That's illegal!
@Supa
I'm trying to rise to that Dame Dash level of assholishness.
@L and TV
You just don't know. You had readership, African!
@Nsane
That was supposed to be the cover pic for my new magazine "Nosehair Illustrated".
@Tony
Welcome to Blogland, dude. It looks like you gotta a lot of stuff happening in your life, so this oughta be good.
KZ
my comment was to introduce
http://accordingtotony.blogspot.com
not myself, you asking me about a pic, where is yours? Bajan and Scorpio. . sexy is as sexy does baby!
@OSB
Point taken.
*sexyisassexydoes?*
KZ
Auntie wants your ass. she got some background from her niece and she is waiting in the wings for you to amke your move. but you gotta play it tight - she is afterall a grown ass woman.
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