1. Favorite Water - ice
2. Favorite Foot - the left, my sex foot.
3. Weirdest relative - Randy (R.I.P)
4. Vastest Wasteland - Idaho/Utah (tie)
5. Wackest Lyric - "Scooby Doo, whoopie doo/Scenario's ready yo, rates more than four"
6. Golden Time Of Day - 11:00 pm
7. Best Ape - Cornelius
8. Favorite Parent - That one, you know the one, with the advice and whatnot
9. Sleaziest Tactic - Omission
10. Most Inappropriately Named Thanksgiving Accoutrement - cranberry sauce
11. Best Whatsaname - Uh, ol' boy. From around the way. You know, from the spot.
12. Favorite Website Password - sweetdetpussy
13. Favorite Crayon to Have my Nephew Ask For - Bwown/Gway (tie)
14. Most Bestest Pornography - http://www.plumprumps.com
15. Coolest Sibling - That one, with the kids and stuff.
16. Favorite Dolemite Movie - The Human Tornado
17. Most Coveted Chick, 1983 - Charron
18. Most Dangerous Place for People Allergic to Horses - Belmont, NY/Flavor of Love set (tie)
19. Greatest Alias - Hugh Jorgan
20. Darkest Bodypart - right asscheek
Peace,
KZ
18 comments:
i'm first? this can't be!
anyway, how come your one asscheek is darker than the other? do you tan sideways or something?
@Nikki
I can't explain it. I'm two toned and blotchy. I think my right side has more soul than my left.
KZ
I knew something wasn't right with Cranberry Sauce...
Your right asscheek has soul huh?
m'kay
@Sixy
*remembershesmarried*
Yeah, cranberry sauce be trippin'.
@BZ
Admit it, you like it.
KZ
wackest lyric?
I rap better than one I rap better than all/I even rap better than alluminum foil
spit at me in 10th grade by this dude named BOLO when we were battling at summer school.
Oh honey, only you can post something this strangely random and it actually be funny...lol
What the hell is a "sex foot"?
@TCas -- why do you still remember that wack lyric from 10th grade?
@Cas
That was some poetic license that dude took, rhyming "all" and "foil"
@Beauty
You still fightin' em off over in your neck of the woods?
@Chele
You gotta get out more, let the big, bad man school you a taste.
I understand completely why Cas remembers that bullshit! It's actually unforgetable. Maybe that dude won the battle after all.
KZ
#6: For me that would be 7:00PM or as like to call it wine drinking time.
#15: The one that doesn't owe me money.
Lol @ your right side having more soul.
Huge Organ?...........your a goof ball!
i have a sex leg! but i won't tell you which one. LOL and i am laughing at your speckled booty! that's wild.
@MizJJ
That's too early to enjoy "binocular time".
My siblings owe me everything. I gotta pick one.
@Blah
You're the only one, Bloopty! Nasty!
KZ
Wait, worst rap lyric?
"Shake that laffy taffy"
i have a "love toe..." one asscheek darker? which one? can i see it if i ask nicely? please? please? please?m ;-P
@BZ
That's damn horrible. But "Scooby Doo, whoopie doo"?
@FA
You don't wanna see it unless you've been properly sedated (i.e. plied with cheap drinks intravaneously)
KZ
I know I am hella late but this was hilarious. I've always wondered about Cranberry Sauce LOL!! Zed the way your mind works is amazing!
@Mack
That "hungry hungry hippo" line is pretty damn bad! I gotta give you that. But "Scooby Doo, whoopty doo"? C'mon!
KZ
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