Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Musings On The Day Before Thanksgiving
I had a meeting this morning with Wispy and her union rep. She wanted to talk about how she's not getting the support she needs from her co-workers. At 8:00 am. First fucking thing in the morning. Wispy maintains that she's the best employee in the department and "the others" are highly intimidated by her. She needs her own office to get away from the hustle and bustle of the front office. Speaking of delusional women...
I was over Batshit's crib playing Scr.abble last night. I know what y'all thinking, but the nature of our relationship has changed since I used to write about her all the time. She's basically the only friend I got in this city. So we hang out once in a while and I was in a particularly shitty mood yesterday, so I kinda needed it. So we're playing Scr.abble and she asks me if I ever think she'll get married. "Fuck, anything is possible. We could have a Black pope one day." I was trying to be funny, but it came off mean. I left soon thereafter.
When the fuck am I going to be grown? When the fuck am I gonna be the patriarch sitting at the head of a table carving the turkey in my fucking house? Actually, the bigger question is "Do I want all the shit that comes with it?"
My ex-girlfriend Thelma is 37 today. I dodged that gift-giving bullet. My oldest sister will be 42 tomorrow. I got next.
These muthafuckas are actually gonna make me work today. I can't believe it.
KZ
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Keep the trend going!!!!
I likes them big o' feet-es!!!
What them is...about a 13? Yea baby.....I likes them...
You know what they say about a man with big feet?
He wears big shoes!
I like those shoes!
You are grown...you pay bills right? That bigger question is a bitch, ain't it?
My niece's b-day is today. I still gotta get her a gift, dang!
@Blah
They 14s, and I'll tell you something else they say about men with big feet...
they also need big socks.
@TS
I bought these shoes last Saturday in Detroit. Got 'em on sale for $34, reg $104. That was some fantastic shit.
The bigger question will haunt me until the answer becomes plain.
Tell "Missing M" I said Happy Birthday.
KZ
What are your socking matching?? LOL
I like that shoe size !!!:)
Your feet are HUGE!
Wispy is buggin'. Why would anybody be intimidated by a heffa who literally cries in the office because the sista punked her? Get a clue, Wispy. And some rogaine.
Of course you want all the shit that comes with it.
Happy Thanksgiving.
@Mack
No gators for me. I think other Detroiters represent enough for me. I can't pay a "g" for shoes.
I think I'll call Carmel for a little backgammon just for you, Mack!
@Diva
You've just encountered the "bachelor's dilemna". I saw the socks and thought they were black in the morning. Turns out they were blue. So, yeah, I got got. I'm gonna say there we some blue in my tie. I'll say that because you can't see it.
@Chele
If you only knew...
Wispy is a big cry baby. I mean, the Union rep? Seriously?
I just want the coochie that comes with it. Yeah, it's been a minute.
KZ
nice shoes...but umm, you ARE sitting down right? Because if that's a pic of you standing up those are some high waters...lol. just messing with ya son.
So you're not cooking a Thanksgiving meal?
All of the trimmings come with that "being the patriach sitting at the head of the table carving the turkey". And if you want that, i want that for you!!!
We are all sitting here at work watching the e-mail for the message to GO HOME!!! Ain't nobody working..LOL
Have a Happy Thanksgiving..
HAPPY THANKSGIVIN' ZEDDDYYYY!!!
Why first thing on this california morning
I'm laughing my head off at the delusional
wispy! That is funny :)
I like the shoes but I already KNOW how you roll.
I've been to your town and seen the clean ass suits,
shoes and ties you rock!!
Zed is KILLIN' em'!!! :)
keep ya head up- You'll get your turn at the head of the table when it is time. When the time is right-
you'll be ready.
@L and TV
Where ya been?
*tappingmyfootwithfoldedarms*
Anyway, I had an intern take that pic while she was sitting on my lap. The pants were high because my dick was pointed at the ceiling.
My turkey will have a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R...
@OneFrom
I want to go home now!!! These cats are on my nerves. I have to MANAGE up until the last second and these fools are sticklers for staying until 5:00:00.
@SD
I know you don't work a traditional 9 to 5, but if what if you walked into a record company's offices and there was no receptionist up front? What type of shit...?
I be trying to scoop diva's, sangin' and otherwise, so I gotta try to keep up with all that willowy goodness!
I need to start setting myself up for that head of the table thang.
KZ
As I was reading this, "When the fuck am I going to be grown? When the fuck am I gonna be the patriarch sitting at the head of a table carving the turkey in my fucking house?" I thought, "Is that what you want, though?" Then you asked yourself that bigger question. Do we wonder this sh*t because society tells us what we should be doing? Do we wonder it because we really want it? Do we think about it because we try to justify not having it by saying we don't know if we want it or not? UGH!
I like the shoes. Happy early birthday. Stop stressing and just enjoy some good food tomorrow! *huggs*
I have also thought that and then i cancelled that thought soon after. Theres a time and place for everyone and in due time Zeddie in due time....
rofl@the intern on the lap.
I would have OSCAR tomorrow, but that's today's meal. I guess I'll make some hot wangs tomorrow.
Im gonna need you to stop posting those erotic shoe pictures on the internet! The largest feet they have in Boston is size 12! I cant remember the last time I saw some big ol feet like that...okay at Slish's picnic, but I was checking out your calves at that time...
;-P
Anyway, Enjoy Turkey Day!
I got them same shoes in black..they wasn't $34 though...
I feel you on the unintentional mean statements, I do that shit all the time.
big socks..... LOL !! HAAAAAAAA!!
You AAAAAARE grown.... you have the , uh.....big socks.....to prove it!
HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! HA!!!!
well i am here! i had a procedure i had to finish up today. i am thinking about dipping out early. but i took time off for my move, so i am trying not to eat up my time.
i likes them big feet ;) and the shoes are nice too! LOL
I feel you on that last sentence. I feel like running away from work today. Becoming a run-away slave. Free Miz JJ!
And I thought you didn't want all that stuff. To be the patriarch. Are the holidays making you sentimental??
Dude, take some time and get some sleep this weekend.
Just get lost.
*hug* Happy Thanksgiving Zeddie! ~Newy
maybe you can get that black pope to marry and you can fulfill your destiny of turkey carving....
"If you feeling like pimp, African, go and brush your shoulder off.
Ladies are pimps too, go and Brush you shoulder off.."
(Brushing mine... )
On my New York Shit,
bK bAbe,
Back on the block... and on in your box, with my soap.
Remember the Native (Americans)
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