Verbin'
I talked to my boys this weekend, but I didn't head to the D. I was afraid of all the "Dupreeing" that would be offered, you know couches to crash on. I wasn't trying to Dupree, just hang out a little, so I declined and stayed put.
I Loc Nessed instead. Laid low and attempted to be introspective. Negatory. I didn't read a lot. I watched TV. I went to the movies and saw Ca.sin.o Ro.yal.e. I loved that shit, this new Bond shit. Extra grimy like a laundromat on the Eastside. I even fucked around and ended up watching shit I never wanted to see in my life. I mean, this one cat Heathed this other muthafucka all up in his Gyllenhaal!
I was ready to Yeti, but the snow never came. It was in the 60's all weekend. So I Sasquatched and watched my hair and feet grow under sandpapery, low thread count sheets as I laid on my back trying to make out the images on my dusty ass TV.
The best laid plans of mice and men...
I was supposed to spend all this extra time cleaning up and shit. I didn't wash clothes, scrub, scour, mop, vacuum, or otherwise improve my home. My house is likely worse for the shit I messed up by being home an extra couple of days. I got shoes to shine and suits to steam.
Part Gorilla
I'm feeling this extra aggressive thing whenever I get ready to go to work these days. This real "punch a muthafucka in the face" sorta thing. What is that? Life?
I talked to my boys this weekend, but I didn't head to the D. I was afraid of all the "Dupreeing" that would be offered, you know couches to crash on. I wasn't trying to Dupree, just hang out a little, so I declined and stayed put.
I Loc Nessed instead. Laid low and attempted to be introspective. Negatory. I didn't read a lot. I watched TV. I went to the movies and saw Ca.sin.o Ro.yal.e. I loved that shit, this new Bond shit. Extra grimy like a laundromat on the Eastside. I even fucked around and ended up watching shit I never wanted to see in my life. I mean, this one cat Heathed this other muthafucka all up in his Gyllenhaal!
I was ready to Yeti, but the snow never came. It was in the 60's all weekend. So I Sasquatched and watched my hair and feet grow under sandpapery, low thread count sheets as I laid on my back trying to make out the images on my dusty ass TV.
The best laid plans of mice and men...
I was supposed to spend all this extra time cleaning up and shit. I didn't wash clothes, scrub, scour, mop, vacuum, or otherwise improve my home. My house is likely worse for the shit I messed up by being home an extra couple of days. I got shoes to shine and suits to steam.
Part Gorilla
I'm feeling this extra aggressive thing whenever I get ready to go to work these days. This real "punch a muthafucka in the face" sorta thing. What is that? Life?
Delusional defined
LoLo: You comin' to my birthday party?
KZ: Naw. Imma, uhh, be visitin' my parents. Imma be in Florida.
LoLo: I bet your parents would love me. You should give me your mother's number. She'd love talking to me and she'd probably invite me down for Christmas.
KZ
22 comments:
Low thread count sheets? You slippin homie.
You are possibly the only man I know that has admitted to watching Heath and 'em without being forced by his woman. LoLo really has a high opinion of herself, huh? Too bad she's really just comic relief on your blog.
@Stilts
I'm cheap, plus I only sleep in the bed.
@Chele
That speaks volumes to my boredom. I watched that shit and actually felt sorry for them cats. I felt sorry for their wives, their kids. It was all fucked up.
LoLo truly believes she's my next chick. Every conversation starts very serious-minded and ends with her trying to put her clit in my mouth.
KZ
LoLo need to slow the fuck down. You mustanodda told her I was going to FLA for Christmas! Learn her something!
...liked that play on the names... Heathed this other muthafucka...
Niiiice.
Other than that...
Interesting!
Every weekend I say I am going to clean and I never do. I need to run out of drawers (and I have been known to go out and buy more) before I will do some laundry.
Lol @ Lolo. Where do you meet these women?
@Blah
Why she tryin' to meet my mother? That's some out of bounds shit.
Interesting, indeed.
@MizJJ
They know my ass at Target. I'm buying new underwear weekly just to keep from washing. It's horrible.
Y'all act like I'm trying to find the craziest women I can. It's not like that at all. We used to work together, that's how I know her.
KZ
LoLo is KILLIN' ME!!!
I can't BELIEVE she said give me her number!!! hahahaha!
You should give her the number...Momma's are always real good at settin skanks straight!
HA! I saw that shit for the first time this past weekend too! Too "seed of the earth/coyboy-ish" for me..... didn't mind the gay thing.... but that outdoorsey/western feel bothered the SHIT outta me!
And yeah....ole girl is MIGHTY delusional! JESUS!
At least you actually did something this weekend.
I'm still checking my pulse
OOOOOh I get the feeling everyday while i'm work...
Give Lolo my number I'll make believe I'm your mama " You know my zeddy likes the pussy clean shaven"
i'm totally stealing LoLo's line...I think it's kinda awesome!!
lol @ mr slish! lolo is on something else. do you put out radar for the crazy ones?? i did something this weekend. i completed wasted my time trying to make some extra money. these folk rather go to the mall though. and i did clean on sunday.
@SanginDiva
She was true blue about that shit. "I'mma make yo' mama luv me."
@RD
My mother will really hurt her feelings. That would be some cruel shit.
@Robyn
My experience was just the opposite. The western shit I didn't mind. The other shit was tough.
LoLo gets off the phone mad at me everytime. You'd think she's cut it out.
@Hassan
I tried to take your advice and just get away from shit mentally. It worked to a point.
@Slish
That's what I'm talkin' about! Teamwork!
@Miss Ahmad
There's no way you'd use that line. I don't believe that for a minute.
@Aqua
The crazy ones luv me and the sane ones become crazy as soon as I enter with "the dragon".
KZ
I was up in the theater watching "Cowboy Up"
I guess the curiousity got to me. Thankfully they kept the sex scenes down to a minimum.
There is a lot to be said for Sloth.
I highly recommend spending weekends doing as little as possible.
As for LoLo...all I can do is shake my head and chuckle...I hope she has a hobby.
but for real i think your mom would love me:-)
If you don't wanna meet up with her what makes her think yo mama would want her to come down for x mas?
@DP
That shit was just fuckin' heartbreaking for everybody involved. Sad shit.
LoLo's hobby is calling me with stinky fingers.
@Miss Ahmad
There's only one way to find out.
@Nika Boo
See what I'm sayin'? That makes logical sense to anybody else. I say "I don't want the pussy" and what does she do? Keeps trying, that's what. I can't speak any plainer.
KZ
Lolo? I think you spelled her name wrong..should be Loco.
"I'm feeling this extra aggressive thing whenever I get ready to go to work these days. This real "punch a muthafucka in the face" sorta thing. What is that? Life?"
actually...it is called aggression. and you really should talk to someone about that before your ass get a lawsuit!
@L and TV
Whenever someone says that, this is what I'm thinking:
"Hey Ese, don't you know I'm loco?"
@BTT
Damn college women! All that book learnin' and whatnot.
KZ
so did you ever dust off the tv???
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