Name her..."The Ideal"...and keep it movin'. If they could all just stand around toppless, big bootied and not able to talk, while you grab for the babyoil.
Damn how it looked, did it at least taste good? I make this Chicken and Brocolli Alfredo thing that looks like a bunch of slop, but tastes good as hell.
You cooked and didn't even save me a plate...see how you do Zeddie!!! Seriously though...what the fuk is that love? It looks like you worked hard on it...so I'ma give you an A for effort LOL!!
You should name that chick...HEFFA cause that's what she is...a HEFFA LOL!!
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and what the hell is that - that you cooked. It is unidentifiable. don't ever show us what you do when you are bored PLEASE.
First! (oh damn am I bored? lol)
@Phoenix
I don't know what the hell it is I cooked. I just mixed some ingredients together. It didn't kill me.
KZ
My,my,my, what one can do with a digital camera and a little spare time.
I shouldn't laugh ... but your boredom is amusing.
@Nexgrl
You don't know the half, mama!
@Chele
Now that I got this new pic of you, I just found something else to do.
*grabs babyoil*
KZ
How long are you going to be eating on that?
LOL
That's why I don't cook...
im bored right along w/ you...
that casserole looks like something else....
you been shopping on ebay? that doll look like it coulda been in some of those racist artifact archives...?
lol! Dude you need to name that dish. How about Zed's plenty of something.
What in tha' hell? Who are you gon' be feeding?? The neighborhood kids? Or are you practicing for a big family someday???
Dayum.
Sidenote: Don't mind me, I'm just hatin' because I was too lazy to cook and went to Quiznos instead!
Ahem...that meal you made looked very uh....mmm....nice. Hope you enjoyed it.
And where does one actually purchase a hooker shoe wearing tribeswoman? At Nubian Hoes Art?
Oh..I'm sorry Zed. I missed the link for Busty Babes Art. No comment.
Name her..."The Ideal"...and keep it movin'. If they could all just stand around toppless, big bootied and not able to talk, while you grab for the babyoil.
Riveting.
Loooks good i Love a man that knows his way around a kitchen
HOw bout NAtive Badunkadunk Beauty.......
Damn how it looked, did it at least taste good? I make this Chicken and Brocolli Alfredo thing that looks like a bunch of slop, but tastes good as hell.
The place is actually called Booty Babe Art?
OK I went to the site, nevermind, no comment.
i think i would have gone for milk chocolate myself!
is that fresh fruit is see in the back ground of your cooking extraveganza?
simply awesome i say!
what the fuck was IN it other than them vegetables??? LOL
You WERE bored !!!!
you COULDA cooked for MY BIRTHDAY if you were THAT bored.
Uh, yeah.......
That looks like stomach ache surprise...Hold up!!! I'm about to get ....Too late!!!!..lol
Uhhh, what is it? LOL Thanks for sharing. At least I know to steer clear of your food at any blogger reunions! :-P Just f*ckin with ya.
You cooked and didn't even save me a plate...see how you do Zeddie!!! Seriously though...what the fuk is that love? It looks like you worked hard on it...so I'ma give you an A for effort LOL!!
You should name that chick...HEFFA cause that's what she is...a HEFFA LOL!!
@On the Move
That's like dinner, lunch, dinner, lunch, trash.
@TTD
You tryin' to do something together?
@Aqua
It is surprisingly delicious.
@FA
Ain't nothin' racist about a fat ass!
@Honest
I call that shit the Meat Melange.
@Blaize
I tend to overcook and end up tossing that shit. It's my M.O.
@1969
I gotta have a manifestation of what I want. An extra thick broad with a shield. I'd like her to have some hair, though.
@Blah
That works. "Just shut the fuck up and stand there!"
@Illnana
Thanks for not dissin' my kitchen skills!
I need a simple name, like Cindy or LaTatanisha. Something I can call her everyday without a woman thinking I named her after an ex.
@T Cas
That shit was delicious! Trust me. You're right about that, fuck the aesthetics, I gotta eat.
@OneFrom
I think they need models.
@Milk Chocolate, I mean Miss Ahmad
That would have been a good choice too.
I keep bananas, just in case I need a little back up when a woman shows up at my door.
@Robyn
Happy Birthday Munkee!!! We gettin' up there!
I had the veggies, ground turkey, cheese and noodles. Mixed and baked. Fuck what cha heard, that shit was good!
@Slish
I got a few kitchen skills. That made up shit wouldn't have killed ya! Don't front on my culinary skills!
@BZ
I'm doin' all the cookin' at the next blogger gathering just for that comment!
@RD
Hard work should be rewarded. Skill should be even more greatly rewarded. I'm just waiting for the chance! *wink*
KZ
Isn't that what tehy used in God City....wasn't it hot bananas in the puss while you hit it from the back?
....knockedout ned
@Blah
You know what I'm sayin'. Now ya get me! That's what I'm talkin' about, hotness!
KZ
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