For days it's been hotter than bear pussy. Completely suffocating. High 90's and humid. So the rain is welcome. We're flush with thunderstorms and shit. After waking up to 80 degree mornings, this morning waking up to 73 degrees was fantastic.
It's hard to be motivated in this type of weather, especially in this type of town. Yesterday I slid in this bitch an hour late. An hour late. Did I really think I'd go unnoticed? Luckily, I have a fair amount of juice. Unfortunately, it's grapefruit and prune.
I'm packed and ready for The Apple. I'm going to Detroit tonight so I can see The Roots and I'll fly out early tomorrow morning. Of course I had to prepare for that one evening of being in the city unattached. I have my boy Rainier on standby with my ticket to the concert and I made my usual phone calls. It's not even that I'm in the mood to fuck, but I think I'm supposed to fuck. It's like not eating for days when you're preoccupied or upset. You'll finally eat because you know you're supposed to eat. That's where I am with the fucking.
Honestly, I believe that the fact that I'm completely unattached for the first time in a long time is making the "multiples" less fun. I mean, what am I "cleansing the palate" from? Cheating is a vacation away from the pussy you're used to. Who's gonna say no to a vacation? Certainly not me!
But that fact that I don't have an anchor, a bottom chick, has kind of taken the wind out of my sails. Some of you may argue that it may be maturity that has taken over. I say "maturity" is just another word for "giving up".
Regardless of my ol' fucked up philosophy, hopefully I'll be doing some blogworthy shit this weekend. Hopefully it's so blogworthy, I'll be forbidden to write about it.
Cool?
KZ
It's hard to be motivated in this type of weather, especially in this type of town. Yesterday I slid in this bitch an hour late. An hour late. Did I really think I'd go unnoticed? Luckily, I have a fair amount of juice. Unfortunately, it's grapefruit and prune.
I'm packed and ready for The Apple. I'm going to Detroit tonight so I can see The Roots and I'll fly out early tomorrow morning. Of course I had to prepare for that one evening of being in the city unattached. I have my boy Rainier on standby with my ticket to the concert and I made my usual phone calls. It's not even that I'm in the mood to fuck, but I think I'm supposed to fuck. It's like not eating for days when you're preoccupied or upset. You'll finally eat because you know you're supposed to eat. That's where I am with the fucking.
Honestly, I believe that the fact that I'm completely unattached for the first time in a long time is making the "multiples" less fun. I mean, what am I "cleansing the palate" from? Cheating is a vacation away from the pussy you're used to. Who's gonna say no to a vacation? Certainly not me!
But that fact that I don't have an anchor, a bottom chick, has kind of taken the wind out of my sails. Some of you may argue that it may be maturity that has taken over. I say "maturity" is just another word for "giving up".
Regardless of my ol' fucked up philosophy, hopefully I'll be doing some blogworthy shit this weekend. Hopefully it's so blogworthy, I'll be forbidden to write about it.
Cool?
KZ
44 comments:
Interesting.
Blogworthy to be forbidden...hmmm.
I gave up long time ago.....join da club!
I feel you, homie. I'm noticing, for me, the meaningless f*ck, or even just meaningless company, is kind of losing its appeal. I have so much going on in my life and good quality folks in my circle, I don't need to think about "just gett'n some" (even though those thoughts still arise every now and again, lol).
Have fun at The Roots concert!
LMAO @ cheating is a vacation away from the pussy you're used to.
Do some blogworthy shit for us to live vicariously through.
freedoms just another word for nothing left to loose...
Janice Joplin
or would
Get it while you can be more appropriate?
Humm
try not to throw you back out with all of your city life activities. i've never seen the root in concert so i might be kinda green with envy but i'll get over it!
nope. we must know what the hell you did! LOL
seriously what would be so wrong if you're tastes are changing. you can't go around banging random chics forever...even though it might feel good.
is there any scientific proof that bear pussy is hot?
big maybe, but hot???
Hot than bear pussy...LOL! That has to be pretty damn hot.
I would say that you are maturing, but it seems like you're unhappy about it...
awww shit. if you're not feeling up to fucking i might as well stop reading this blog right now. LOL
joking...for real though...that's some booshit about it being 'giving up' and you know it. i think your dick's finally recognizing the signals from your brain telling you that mental stimulation and engagement of the heart are just as inportant as busting a nut and sex without those two things ain't nearly as fulfilling as it used to be.
I cant wait for my weekend to start.......I dont know what lies ahead..whatever u do be safe...
@Blah
I ain't givin' up. Fuck "INTERESTING"!!!
@BZ
How can a man ruled by horniness just lack motivation? I haven't even seen "The Righthander" in a week. It's unnatural.
@L and TV
This will be the first time I see them and it's not a free outdoor
concert.
@CG
We'll see indeed.
@T Cas
It's up to them NY girls. Tell them to do me right.
@Miss Ahmad
I am getting so old and feeble. It's pretty pitiful actually.
@Dynasty
I believe that's the second hottest pussy on Earth.
I revel in the fact that I'm immature. I'll go kicking and screaming into that "settled" thing.
@Nikki
I think this is just a phase. Like cutting lines through your eyebrows.
@Ill Nana
What you doin' this weekend? Bad girl!
KZ
have a great time this weekend
Alright, you round head munkee (just seent your picture)... my instincts always prove to be right: you are gorgeous, just like I thought you'd be, although I figured your locs would be longer and thicker. Never the less, thanks for the piece of eye candy. Be looking for a diamnond encrusted engagement band with a quasi marriage proposal attached to it in the mail, LOL.
Enjoy the Roots. And while you're gone, try not to step in any bullshit. Keep your kicks polished and tight.
On that "other" thing: you know what you need? A good fucking. A tortuous fucking. A gruelling, aerobics-style, punishing fuck. A "that's for all your womanizing" fucking. After that, then you can retire - fried, dyed, laid to the side, and thoroughly satisfied.
Bye, Boo. (LOL)
What does it say on the front of your tshirt? I can't read it because the shirt has folds in it...
umm, can we get some pix of the aforementioned events, including possible back breaking labor?
This is more like it...ok we can make up now LOL!!
You'll enjoy the roots...I'm sure of it, and if not who cares...we'll be inhaling barbeque smoke and participating in old school dance contests and shyt come Saturday afternoon.
As for your "fukin" issues...I've found that it is always easy to find azz...what's hard is finding the azz you really want or managing the azz you really don't want so that you'll still be available when the azz you do want shows up. Thats my dilemma anyways. *shrug*
Also, someone elses azz always looks better then the azz you got at home...which is why cheating is so exciting I think, but just like clockwork that secret azz comes with a heavy price and eventually you'll just want the comfort of your good old faithful azz...you know the one that loves you the most and really fuks you the best. *shrug*
I don't even know where I was going with all that...I think I was having a moment.
Sorry Babe...
@Newy
Hey baby! Feel better, cool?
@Insanity
I figured my locs would be longer and fatter too, hence the reason I'm cuttin' 'em off in September. Thanks for the compliments, mama.
I don't know if all that fuckin' will do it. I just don't know. I've never felt like this before.
My t-shirt says "I may be fat but my cock is huge". Draw you own conclusions.
@Miss Ahmad
Uh...no! Miss Ahmad, you nasty.
@RD
You can't tell I still have writer's block?
How come I can only cheat if my woman is cool with me? If I'm in a fight with my woman, I can't cheat. I'm too preoccupied with making everything alright. As soon as it's alright, BOOM. I can go cheat in peace.
KZ
uh... too forbidden to write about? what kind of shenanigans are you REALLY into sir? i feel you though about being unattached and the bittersweetness that it provides. freedom--yes, but from whom?
@FA
I'm into things that require two twinkies, one blue sock, Blue Magic bergamot, a leaf from a 20 year old tree, and a black and white photo of Angela Bassett, pre-Tina Turner.
KZ
i love that shirt! i have a thing for shirt with messages. my two favorites i own are : black nerds unite & pussy cat lounge. have fun in nyc!
you plan on starting your locs back after the chop-chop?
TMMFI! hahaha
what about pop rocks and motion lotion?
@Aqua
I need to find that Black Nerds shirt!
I might restart, but you know the patience thing with new locs. This is my third set of locs. I cut my second set, the thick ones, off to restart and get thinner ones. I think I made 'em too thin, and there's no fixin' 'em.
@BZ
Which part is too much? All of it?
KZ
@Miss Ahmad
Shhhh! Don't be tellin' THEM all our stuff!
KZ
*shrug* it was better then having to read that dayum MEME!!!
So your a cheater (check)...stored away in the memory banks...LOL! I need to email you...
Zed...have fun hanging out in the Big City. If you think it's hot in Satan's Anus...wait until you get to NY.....
Don't hurt anything/anyone at the BBQ....this vacay sounds like just what you need.
by the way don't worry about not finding the thrill in cheating, cuz babee you're cheating yourself:-)
doesn't that make you just wanna lay pipe like a union worker?
www.exittheapple.com for the shirt
i almost cut my locs last summer. i was HOT and very irritated. i'm glad i didn't. but if i do, i am making them thicker.
The Roots! Their promoting their upcoming album. Hope they come to Cali. The last time I saw them it was for their Phrenology album. It was Talib Kweli, Mos Def, De La Soul.
BEST CONCERT TO DATE.
So are you going to NY start recruiting for your stable so in place when you move there? Yeap. I'm being nosy.
and try this guy. he has cool shirts. he's on my blogroll.
http://www.hoodietees.com/
Oh yea I forgot to tell you, I know how to make your locs thicker..i swear i do!
@RD
I'm not a cheater, I'm an eater.
@1969
I'll try to find new and inventive ways to keep cool. Did you see "Do The Right Thing"?
@Miss Ahmad
I used to be in The Pipelayers Union, Local #312. I don't know what happened to my membership card.
@Aqua
Ain't nothing wrong with girth.
@CC
My boss is bullshitting. I can't even get out of the office. He's gonna make me late. I'm always recruiting. Geography is not an issue!
@Aqua again
I'll check him out.
@Miss Ahmad
Why you be teasin' me? How can I make 'em thicker? Breast milk?
@Mack
I'm not even motivated. I'm serious. Maybe when I see these blog lovelies that'll change.
KZ
Eater, not a cheater, Huh?!?!
True T-Shirt Story:
Last time I came down to NYC, there was a dude walking through Port Authority (bus terminal). Big dude, Latino, lots of curly hair...as I got closer, I read his T-Shirt. It said,
"Nobody Knows I'm A Lesbian"
I was crying! I remember this (male) comedian telling a joke to the effect that he wasnt gonna let any lesbians eat more c**chie than him....
...each one, teach one, Brother!
Come to think of it, I think that's how I found your blog!...You must have been talking about giving head....
Have a safe flight!
uh...yeah...HELL NAW for blue magic! especially if you got locs! ok, keep on, fck around and greeze up your new couch when you and a girl start getting your freak on! hahahahah
no breast milk but you might have to come sit between my legs for a spell while i work on you..i mean your locs!
have fun, stay cool, fall in love and take lots of pictures!
Yea, I'm over that "fucking cause you're supposed to" phase...
I hope you have some blogworthy fun...and you know we not gone let you not tell us about your adventures...
Zeddie, you do your own locs? Tell a sister how can I start my own locs....
hotter than bear pussy
omg.
Be on your best with Cocoa, Zeddie. I'll be there in spirit!!!
Please elaborate on your expertise with "bear pussy".
Nice meeting you this weekend, now if you don't mind, I'm going to find that post from February you told me about.
LMAO on Hotter than a bear pussy. When I read that, I had to read it twice & then agreed like a mutha!
In regards to pussy vacations: they can leave you broke & burnt up.
I'mma call you tomorrow...
I'm NOT callin' you for meaningless dick-
although I sure could use some right now...
(just not from you !)
anyway, maybe I should leave you a message...
hahahaha! yeah. a message. decode THAT shit!
Wow...after all this time I've been callin you a bitch, this is the first time I've ever been here...
LMAO @ hotter than bear pussy...dare I ask how you know if bear pussy is hot??
umm, when you see the diva give her a big bear hug for me cuz i miss her already!
and tell she absolutely has to accompany me for the dirtiest vegas weekend!
Damn Miss Ahmad...we doin Vegas LIKE THAT??? Dirtiest weekend?? Oh wow...umm...yeah Zed...tell Shan to hurry home!! We got some plannin to do!
so I'm not the only one who believes that I need penis, not just want it?
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