Hey peoples, I'm at the crib. This is a mental health day. I'm tired of "da bullshit", the monotony, the inflated sense of self importance. I need a little break.
I'm not a "sick day" type of dude, but this morning was different. I was spacey and lost. I just wanted to lie down and forget I was here.
So now I'm up and reading blogs on my off day is like hell. I don't feel invested unless I'm at work. That should tell me something.
I feel like going to the gym, but trust me when I say I'll get busted by someone else that works for the city. "Wasn't Zed supposed to be sick...?"
The weekend was wasted, my best laid plans fell by the wayside. Any weekend not spent fucking is wasted.
I got two really dirty text messages this weekend. I mean really dirty. How are you gonna have a dream like that? Nasty!
I was checking my work emails and I got an unsolicited "How you doin'?" email from "FIFA Booty". What's that about?
I went to my favorite barber this weekend too. Ol' boy was asking me questions about where I'm from. "You said you're from Detroit?" "Yep." "Which part?" "The eastside. Near City Airport." "Gotdamn, that's the jungle!" "We call it Beirut." "That's some rough shit over there." "I guess." Yes, African, I'll fuck your daughters and fuck you up.
Y'all stay cool,
KZ
23 comments:
Not the undertone of :
"I'm from da eastside and we don't play dat shit!!"
LOL!!!
And uh.... that would mean that you need some MORE days off.... you are getting too defined by that freakin job!!
LOL! You still competing with that barber! You know Africans love a little drama in the chase...I know I wouldn't be messing with no barber though...them straight razors scare me! LOL!
Holla!
You sure you didn't get ANY ass this weekend Zed?
Hmmmm, THAT IS...
Interesting.
i'm taking a "mental health day" too, and much like yourself, feel like I'm totally wasting it.
I wish i could take a mental health day..i never have days off to just chill im always doing osmehting. Well I got osme this weekend and lets just say Imma say I didn't......wishful thinking...my regular didnt come thru
Feeling spacey and lost? What the heck else did you put in that casserole?
LOL @ the barber.
Mmmmmm, my weekend was NOT wasted.
I had a decent enough weekend, until I realized just how friggin lonely I actually am. Then it was back to being depressed. Can't seem to shake this feeling. Yeah I need to get some, but it isn't even about that anymore...I want something with more substance then sex...not a marriage proposal or some stupid unnnecessary shyt like that...but some straight up huggin and kissin that I can rely on to be there on a regular basis. WAIT...I think I just had an epiphany just then...THANKS ZED!!!
I totally understand a uhhhh day. Sit around scatching and sniffing all day and you'll fill much better in the morning.
"Yes, African, I'll fuck your daughters and fuck you up."
Now that's gangsta right there. LOL
You gotta keep that edge if you gonna live here on the east coast :-)
*note to self*
Take more mental health days
@Robyn
I never try to pull that "I'm a eastside tough guy" shit 'cuz I'm not. But I'll let this cat believe what he needs to.
@Mrs. TJ
I decided I ain't lettin' that African run me off, so I went again this weekend. I dare his ass to cut me.
@Blah
Do you know something I don't know?
@ON
I haven't done shit. It's pretty cool. I think I should at least do some laundry.
@Illnana
Leave them cut rate cats alone. Wait for the shit you want and don't settle.
@Chele
Maybe it was the mushrooms!
If your weekend wasn't here, it was wasted.
@RD
You want these plane tickets or what? You playin'!
@Honest
I hope I feel better tomorrow. This shit sucks.
KZ
@OneFrom
It's hard to maintain that "fuck you" thang here in Satan's Anus. These bastards will soften you up.
KZ
MAN! I know like 5 people that just didn't feel like going to work today! Must be something in the air. Hope you feel better soon, luv! *huggs*
Looking at the pics of that food just now made me "hongria" than a mug, LOL! But alas, I must stick to my rice cakes and Fasting.
You are precious, Zedediah!
Don't ever lose that gleam in your eye. Nor the true G in your heart.
you sound like me...in bad need of a vacation. those mental health days help you make it though. i've decided i'm taking a cruise in january. they can kiss my ass too !
man, you and that barber just need to fight that shit out! LOL
I think FIFA is trying to be the one to send you dirty text messages one day...
Man, how come nobody told me it was senior skip day. I got more sick days than I will ever use.
Trying to play hard with a man that carries a razor....reminds of that scene from color purple when Celie is on the porch shaving Mister....she could have easily...well you know you still better cast thine eyes to the floor....LOL
how come i never get any dirty text messages?
damn even when you're being bored you have all the fun!
Lucky you getting to take a day off. . I'm sick as hell and had to come in through the rain. You're going to fuck up the barber and fuck his daughters, all of a sudden you getting all gangsta with the barber. When we told you to go check his ass you said we were trying to get you killed. Wow what the hell was in that food you cooked cuz you took a day off and got tough wit ya bad ass.
LOL....Y'all leave Zed, his cookin' and his don't feel like it day alone! He's obviously feelin' some things and needs some TLC...Come here baby...let mama give you a hug (((( ))) Watch cha' hands and where you lay ya' head tho'. Don't want to have to cut cha'.
aint nothing wrong with taking a damn "personal" day! that's what the hell we work for, right? that and health insurance! :-)
FIFA booty, lol. I had a crazy dream myself yesterday. But I'll keep that to myself.
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