Thursday, August 03, 2006

It Takes Two MeMe

That one chick that be over there frontin' tagged me. I can barely put two sentences together these days, so I guess I appreciate it.

Two Names You Go By:
1. Zedediah
2. K-Zed

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. A wack ass shirt
2. A wack ass tie

Two Things You Would Want in a Relationship:
1. Vaginal intercourse
2. Complete silence


Two Things You Want Really Badly At This Moment:
1. Coffee
2. The wisdom to know the difference between the shit I can and cannot change by choking out a muthafucka.

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Reading
2. Testing the viscosity of baby oil.

Two pets you have had:
1. Amber - My hamster
2. Caesar - My german shepherd

Two people who will fill this out:
1. Robyn? Maybe?
2. People who hate freedom

Two things you did last night:
1. Watched The Matador (funny movie!)
2. Washed clothes

Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. My Bed
2. Union Street, Detroit, MI

Two things you ate today:
1. Nothing
2. Still Nothing

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. Bluey
2. Charlize Theron

KZ

19 comments:

Knockout Zed said...

@CG
Probably not. In fact, I'm certain.

KZ

chele said...

yeah, the meme is the perfect remedy to writer's block. I did this one yesterday too.

Little Brown Girl said...

I gotta have coffee every morning too. I stand in line at Starbucks across the street from my job for an hour just for an overpriced azz cup of joe. I think they put something it that shyt to make you keep coming back. Without it I get really bad headaches (strange).

Anyways, I came here first today because I wasn't sure if I was mad at you yesterday or not *shrug* Now I am mad at you cause I needed a story and I am so tired of all these tags LOL!! So we're not speaking for the rest of the day...got it?

onefromphilly said...

OOOHHHH! I missed the "favorite place to eat = your bed" inference.

OK now I get it! Dang I'm slow this morning. Let me check back after I've had some caffeinated green tea.

Knockout Zed said...

@Chele
I'm not currently bonin'. The idiots at work are getting harder to complain about. The city is boring. I don't know what the fuck to write about. Maybe I can talk about fictional dates that I've never been on and gloss over the fact that I'm only 4'11". What? You say there's a blogger out there doing that already? Nevermind.

@RD
Why were you mad at me? I professed my luv for you in front of errbody!!! I'll try to make it up to you. I promise. *wink*

@Onefrom
Wake up! These types of references will be flying all day Saturday. You're gonna have to be up on it!

KZ

nikki said...

just make sure when you eat in bed that you don't leave anything other than a wet spot behind.

Blah Blah Blah said...

Ummm, why you tryna put a blast on that man?

You done professed your undying love to alot of bloggers this past year.....hmmmm

Interesting.

Honest said...

You need to get out and do blog worthy things for your public's reading pleasure.

Knockout Zed said...

@Nikki
I'm an artiste. Trust.

@Blah
Who did I put on blast? I'm just sayin'...

I don't profess my love for no "buncha bloggers"!

KZ

Knockout Zed said...

@Honest
I'm trying, but I got warrants.

KZ

Blah Blah Blah said...

Oh...so you want me to name names?

You know I'll do it...you know I will...

Little Brown Girl said...

I get mad at you a lot but i don't always tell you. When I am mad I don't check your blog until the afternoon LOL!!

Yesterday I don't think I was mad but I might of been *who knows, I'm forgetful*...either way i'm mad now cause I wanted a story not a dayum meme. Ok Ok so I know I can't always get my way but *whatevah* I'll be ok by Saturday I guess *shrug*

aquababie said...

we're >here< on eating in the bed....even though ain't much been on going there right now.

and what's up with the coffee? i am not a coffee person.

Angel said...

what the hell is up with your baby oil fascination??? i mean, a man of your caliber and wit should have BEEN advanced to smoothing oil, or at least WET (a "natural" lubricant)... ;-)

Knockout Zed said...

@Blah
Don't put that blogger on Front Street. Cut it out!

@RD
You betta stop getting mad at me. Unless you wanna keep "making up". hehehe

@Aqua
With those lips? Mama mia!
*hyperventilating*

OK, I'm fine.

I love coffee for it's one purpose, staying awake. I drink it constantly.

KZ

Knockout Zed said...

@FA
KY? Motor oil? Vaseline? Crisco? Astroglide?

KZ

aquababie said...

really. i ain't been getting none. right now i don't feel like being involved with another person. i got the single woman's thang going on...send me so batteries man !

LOL

Chubby Chocolate said...

Why are you so off, yet right on point?! It baffles my brain.

Sangindiva said...

I might have to do this too-
so many damn meme's flotin' around-
when are mutha fu**a's gone write somethin'?
yeah, I'm talkin to myself too :)